Fellow Americans: If the national divorce was possible, would you be on the blue team of the red team?

[OldBlu]

Polll options:
Red team
Blue team

Blue: "I can rob you if I keep it under $1,000."
Red: Punk, do you feel lucky?"

[exitseven]

I really wish that this would happen, I would be red.

[OldBlu]

Sadly, it's the only answer.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Pterodon]

I’m team red all the way

[OldBlu]

God bless you.
It seems like even judges are on the blue team.

[Pterodon]

Only activist judges.

[OldBlu]

They need to be replaced with artificial intelligence.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

Didn't you guys already have a Civil War?

I hope you won't have a second, or at least make Massachusetts a neutral zone, I just bought a home there. Didn't come cheap.

[OldBlu]

Blue or red?

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

Which one will leave my house alone?

[OldBlu]

That's up to you to figure it out.

[David318578]

Already happened, the Red team told the Blue team they couldn't have slaves anymore.

Of course now the Blue team wants the next best thing with illegal slave labor, but the Red team is taking them away as well..

[OldBlu]

The Blue team is struggling with the fact that the can't have slaves anymore.

[jamesgoldman]

Red, of course
Even in the left wing UK, many dealers have security

[Shiprex]

I wish I could fathom out the meaning of the red and blue teams.

Who are divorcing? Red and Blue? Republican/democrat?

Is one armed and the other trying to rob a jewellery store?

[slatyb]

Robbery (taking goods by assault) is a felony everywhere. Petite theft is a misdemeanor.

[OldBlu]

Blue or red?

[slatyb]

Both.

[slatyb]

The division between Petite Larceny and Grand Larceny varies.

[OldBlu]

Well said.

[Twalli]

Nice how you IGNORED everything else. Clearly you know which side looks better when everything is considered.

[seeyounexttuesday]

I'm in the deep south. I'll pick red.

[OldBlu]

Please help the stupid people on this thread. I asked for blue or red and they're saying skittles.

[Dongie]

Red.