You come home in the early morning and find your family dead on the floor. The surprised killer says : "Dude, I'm really sorry" Why is he sorry?

[kavakava]

Is he sorry for the damage to the door he kicked in?
Is he sorry about the carpet having to be replaced?
Is he sorry because he knows how expensive 44 magnum bullets are?
Is he sorry for murdering your family?
Or is he sorry because he got caught?

Everyday I see another left-wing news personality criticizing Trump for possibly seeking revenge on them. Let me get this straight... You trash talked Trump and his entire family for 8 years, but the only crime you can think of is Trump turning the tables on you. Is that how it works? I just saw Jen Psaki today acting like a victim. She worries that Trump will seek revenge for all of her lies. Isn't that crazy? So now she's the actual victim? Attacking someone every single day is okay, but revenge is so bad.

[Miristheiss]

Sorry that he may be tortured to death in the next few moments.

[kavakava]

Oops

[exitseven]

He is sorry because I am about to blow his brains out.

[kavakava]

Will he be pushing up daisies? Will he be pushed

[exitseven]

He will roast on the end of a pitchfork.

[kavakava]

😜😜😜😜😜😜

[Chazmatazz269]

I don’t think that kind of person would apologize under those circumstances. He would before i was done. He would beg forgiveness and he would beg for mercy… for days; maybe weeks if i could get my hands on the right accoutrements.
I have generally renounced violence. But it’s still a part of my nature. There’s always a voice in my head saying, “I wish a motherf*cker would…”. They probably never will, and that will be fine too.

[kavakava]

We all have it in us

[Avicenna]

The Democrats are bullies and we all know bullies are the biggest cowards.

[kavakava]

And in this situation, the fake apology isn't going to cut it.

[Avicenna]

Hell no. The Democrats‘ repeated abuse of power in trying to bankrupt and jail Trump cannot be ignored.

[kavakava]

The count of Monte Cristo is going to be knocking on their door very soon.

[Avicenna]

I hope so

[BadApple69]

He won’t have time to be sorry. I will end him in a heart beat.

[kavakava]

Apple, you should make him squirm for a while. Tell him to have a seat and explain his deep sorrow. 😜

[BadApple69]

You do make a good point. Maybe real slow is better. I am absolutely not above torture. Really kind of fond of it in special cases.

[kavakava]

Me too

[Dongie]

Gin saki! Her parents must have been hardened alcoholics. What's her middle name? Tonic? Is her dad Japanese? Does she have a brother named Rum & Coke Saki?

[kavakava]

Her dad is Japanese but he identifies as being a native American.. Just like Pocahontas. Pocahontas stole a Harvard job from a minority, and she has zero regrets. But she will get reelected for the next 200 to 300 years just like Pelosi.

[Surely]

He is sorry because he has no idea of the consequences that may be inflicted on his cowardly body.

[kavakava]

I just finished watching a movie about this. . Death Wish. In this version, Paul Kersey was a surgeon. Three thugs break into his house and murder his wife and shoot his daughter.. When Paul buys his first gun and turns the tables on the bad guys, they all very sweetly apologized for slaughtering his wife and putting his daughter into a coma. 😂😂

[Surely]

@kavakava. Sounds like the one with Bruce Willis.

[kavakava]

It was. I wasn't sure if it be any good but it really is

[Pterodon]

Don’t care. I’d say tough and draw my weapon and probably shoot

[kavakava]

Just don't do it over the carpet. Take him out back.