If you were to return to earth after you die, would you come back as a male or female (if you had a choice)?

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[FunkyMonkee]

Well, I've already done the male thing and it's pretty much a big drag so, I'd try the female thing next time. I would also HOPE that I'd have full lifetime memories of what I went through as a male, too, so I could compare.

[lightbulb27]

possibly a female bee, looks like a good gig.

probably don't get to choose

don't come back as a chicken... they get no respect.

[Levin]

Well, a male, I guess.

The concept of coming back as something that gets penetrated is a little odd to me...

[beefcakebradybatson]

The Detroit Lions' defense has been penetrated for exactly 1,000 yards in their last two games, both defeats.

[exitseven]

If I could not come back as a chipmunk I guess I would come back as a guy. It worked out okay the first time around.

[loveslongnails]

Female, but only if I was guaranteed to be both smart AND hot. A smart and hot female can get anything she wants.

[msc545]

We return as a female, of course. They have it much easier.

[aceleon]

male, i have no business with being a girl.

[beefcakebradybatson]

A handsome black cowboy.

[NathanDavis]

a male cat