What's a Facebook status that can get his attention?

[girlgeek05]

We don't talk much. I want something that will catch his attention.

[GoodVibesAlissa]

Instead of a status. Post a picture.

Take a picture of yourself sleeping. Post it . & then caption it "bae caught meh slippin"

It will definitely get his attention. He's gonna be like ohmaaaagawww who da f*** is taking pics of my girl slippin ' lol. I mean, at least that's how I get the attention of the opposite sex. But that's just me. not you. me.

[GoodVibesAlissa]

Lmao. wowowow. So much hate. How rude.

[PastelColours]

Aren't photos more catchy? I usually just ignore status posts unless they got like 20 or more likes haha.

[Anonymous]

"i feel a miley cyrus moment coming on"

[MrAtticusLebowski]

toss up a funny cat pic with a snarky' comment. That does it for me.

[Anonymous]

"Hey you! Yeah, the one I never talk to. You and I should like date or something."

[Anonymous]

indirect attention don't work for me because I always tend to assume there's another guy in the picture

[gonyr]

Or you can message him.