What could we do to increase the strength of the polar vortex?

[Elf_Erectus]

It is said that Santa's magic is inversely proportional to the strength of the polar vortex. Travel Buddy, tell us what to do to increase the strength of the polar vortex. Should we flatten Greenland, smooth out the Rocky Mountains, decrease global warming?

Flatten Greenland

Smooth out the Rocky Mountains

Decrease Global Warming

Other (see below)

[purplepoppy]

You do know that Trump wants to buy Greenland to bugger all the elves and ruin Christmas for everyone don't you? He's even imposed tarrifs on Santa imports.

[Elf_Erectus]

Do you think I care? Have you ever been tied to a Christmas tree and sodomized with reindeer antlers? No, you haven't. So STFU. I'm going to increase the strength of the polar vortex with or without you.

[Anonymous]

[Horn_Hog]

Hello, sigma boy.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/j_FKEHRmD-E

[exitseven]

Set up a bunch of giant fans near the North Pole.

[strateguy632]

Actually more co2 would help that

[Horn_Hog]

Have you ever listened to my favorite song "baby shark?"

[Avicenna]

Flattening Greenland would be most effective

[Jmmmfi4]

All of the above