There seems to be a dearth of Canadian Naked Gardeners due to the weather x
Even if it was nice I would never garden in the nude. Us blue eyed blondes burn very easy. LOL hahaha
So do us grey haired retirees too xxx
Thanks for a MHO.
Just watch out for the nettles!
Killer: Will you be gardening in your yard, or somewhere else?
@markscott My yard.
Ha-Ha, that was my thoughts too!! I suspect there could be a few visits to A&E at the hospitals if people do join in!
Digging with a trowel sounds very safe. But naked welding day is something else!
It’s frightening enough cooking on the hob with “reduced clothing” @Red_Arrow never mind using cutting or welding equipment and god forbid a chain saw in the garden! I’m sure someone has done it in this crazy world though!!
@Red_Arrow I suppose if you don't have thorns or sharp rocks or nettles etc. nearby it might be less dangerous than welding.
@NicolaD I know a chef, a very famous one at that, who tried to impress his missus by cooking naked. However, he was greeted by a hot blast of steam when he opened the oven to check on his seabass, a blast of steam that headed right where you're imagining it's going to be headed if the oven door is below waist level.
Argh @dantetheexplorer I can feel my husbands toes curling up as I read your comment! Maybe steamed sausage went well with the sea bass! 😫
What he said about it: ‘It was a weird thing in life – the worst and best time in my life,’ he added. ‘Worst because the pain was so bad; but best because my private parts expanded!’
They may have expanded @dantetheexplorer but god know how he managed to do anything with a red hot willy! It certainly would not be coming anywhere near me!
Naked gardening sounds a lot safer than some of the other "naked days" mentioned.
Bang my a*s in the garden day or make me pregnant in the garden day hahahaha
Well that’s different but there’s probably a specific day for that too!
Hahaha, i prefer the national day of make pregnant in the nature at the garden 😂
Thanks for the mho
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My screen name is cryptic by the way 🙄
Cryptic? Would that be Nut cake then?
No no no lol I've mentioned a short nightie called you girlfriend lol almonds decorated on out side of cake lol
Oh I see. (I think!) x
Yes your right lol x
There does seem to be a lot of special days doesn’t there! X
When it suits us
National Sit on My Face Day is on June 27th. Look it up! But obviously, you don't have to wait until then to get in on the action. @NicolaD
@dantetheexplorer haha what the fuck
2 more months to go!
Ha-Ha, now why do I think there’s an ulterior motive here @dantetheexplorer x
I think @dantetheexplorer is now into having his own days in the calendar @JosyJosy - I think he’s looking for volunteers!
In Japan, National Hand Job Day (or the more accurate translation is National Jerk Off Day) is July 21st.
@NicolaD I'm not making any of this up! You can Google it!
I'll keep it in mind
OMG @dantetheexplorer and there’s a Facebook page too!
@NicolaD There are Facebook pages for almost every fetish imaginable. :)
My eyes have seen enough this morning @dantetheexplorer
@NicolaD Okay. But don't forget World Naked Bike Ride that's coming soon. :p
Oh no @dantetheexplorer I feel like I’ve opened a can of worms here!!!
@NicolaD You might see some 'worms', yes.
I hope not @dantetheexplorer
Well we’ve got “The Naked Chef” over here in the UK so maybe you could start a trend? lol
Hehe. No clue what of naked day / weekend they have here in Germany. Nor in Norway. Naked chef I don't need a day for ^_^ So that a lot. Just beware and cut the right sausage.
Ooh, I can almost hear my husbands eyes watering at that last comment (and watch where the burrowing creepy-crawlies are heading for too)
Hehe. Always good to be in the birthday suit outside. Don't really need a excuse for it. Good thing is for people that don't usaly do it get the idea to try and feel it spice up abit :pSo far so good with the creepy burrowing crawlers. No place they have tried to burry too yet xD only mosquitoes ^^
Cold? Not good for being naked then!!
Nope, not at all.
Are you volunteering Red? xx
With the temperatures predicted for the weekend I think it’s clothes, wellies and gloves!!!
It’s a genuine date in the calendar but I’ve got to tell you I’m as shocked as you but just a warning don’t google it unless you have a strong constitution!
Thanks for the warning! Think I'll pass.
Now I thought you’d be up for this Sally!! xxx
I have a garden but I’m not joining in, no way, I don’t want to frighten the wildlife!!
The wildlife is naked, so you would fit in and not scare them.
I take it that’s a no? X
lol that’s funny
Now you’re raking over old ground 😉
Garden hoes everywhere
Probably best to give it a miss then x
I hope not!
That’s nothing to laugh at nadim
Well... I hope not too... It doesn't exist so why do i have to worry about it
It’s not about worrying. Don’t make light of rape.
It's just a joke
That’s why I said don’t make light of it. Rape is not funny. Would you be laughing if your mother got raped? Your teacher? A nun?
No... but nobody was actually rapped. It's like saying I'm a bad person because I run people over with cars in video games
There’s a difference and you know it. Don’t make light of things that are a legitimate fear and real risk to over half the planet. Women and men have been raped to death, killed by their rapists, killed them selves and had been killed by family in an honor killing. Rape is not a joke. I wonder how the women in your life would feel knowing you think it’s ok to lol about women being mass raped.
Uh... I didn't... it's like saying it's wrong to lol over deaths in movies for example... I actually meant to criticize that there is many rapists in Egypt in a joking way. Criticizing comediantily
I still don’t approve but I can see what you were trying to do
Aarrrgghhh! You’re given a pass - keep warm!
wither: In Summer, you have to watch our for horse flies. In Winter, it's the "snow flies."
I must admit it looks crazy to me!!!
get down girl go head get down!!
Oooh and they get everywhere!!
Somewhere very warm!!
Oooh Canada - that would be too cold - you’re excused x
No change then!!
Not at all.
No nor is it a day for pickling your plums! ☺️
Ooh no not at all
It says it’s a world day (but I think it’s OZ)
Wudn't mind doing some gardening of my own.
Not going to join in? 😉
That’s good to hear! Don’t prune too close though!
Sorry but you did hear correctly! x
Be careful out there though
I definitely will be!
Can I join with you, CT_CD
@StickStickity13 You can join me
@StickStickity13 You're welcome
If you were Irish you’d be here for the crack! lol