This weekend is World Naked Gardening Day - will you be joining in?

[NicolaD]

I never knew such a day existed or what it’s trying to prove but if you are thinking of joining in, just beware of the stinging nettles!!

[douride2]

Not a chance. It is way to cold here to venture outside like that. We even had snow here twice this week now. As of right now it is barely above freezing.

[NicolaD]

There seems to be a dearth of Canadian Naked Gardeners due to the weather x

[douride2]

Even if it was nice I would never garden in the nude. Us blue eyed blondes burn very easy. LOL hahaha

[NicolaD]

So do us grey haired retirees too xxx

[douride2]

Thanks for a MHO.

[Killer_Frost]

I will be joining.

[NicolaD]

Just watch out for the nettles!

[markscott]

Killer: Will you be gardening in your yard, or somewhere else?

[Killer_Frost]

@markscott My yard.

[dantetheexplorer]

World Naked Gardening Day sounds about as much fun and as safe as World Naked Carpentry Day and World Naked Stone Cutting Day.

[NicolaD]

Ha-Ha, that was my thoughts too!! I suspect there could be a few visits to A&E at the hospitals if people do join in!

[Red_Arrow]

Digging with a trowel sounds very safe. But naked welding day is something else!

[NicolaD]

It’s frightening enough cooking on the hob with “reduced clothing” @Red_Arrow never mind using cutting or welding equipment and god forbid a chain saw in the garden! I’m sure someone has done it in this crazy world though!!

[dantetheexplorer]

@Red_Arrow I suppose if you don't have thorns or sharp rocks or nettles etc. nearby it might be less dangerous than welding.

[dantetheexplorer]

@NicolaD I know a chef, a very famous one at that, who tried to impress his missus by cooking naked. However, he was greeted by a hot blast of steam when he opened the oven to check on his seabass, a blast of steam that headed right where you're imagining it's going to be headed if the oven door is below waist level.

[NicolaD]

Argh @dantetheexplorer I can feel my husbands toes curling up as I read your comment! Maybe steamed sausage went well with the sea bass! 😫

[dantetheexplorer]

What he said about it:

‘It was a weird thing in life – the worst and best time in my life,’ he added. ‘Worst because the pain was so bad; but best because my private parts expanded!’

[NicolaD]

They may have expanded @dantetheexplorer but god know how he managed to do anything with a red hot willy! It certainly would not be coming anywhere near me!

[markscott]

Naked gardening sounds a lot safer than some of the other "naked days" mentioned.

[TonyMetal_86]

It must be the "sex in the garden day" 😂

[TonyMetal_86]

Bang my a*s in the garden day or make me pregnant in the garden day hahahaha

[NicolaD]

Well that’s different but there’s probably a specific day for that too!

[TonyMetal_86]

Hahaha, i prefer the national day of make pregnant in the nature at the garden 😂

[TonyMetal_86]

Thanks for the mho

[almondcake]

Well if your not that brave you could just go for a short nightie. I think it is a great idea , why is natural nudity still taboo in a world where sex rules everything. You want to buy a car you see an advert with a nearly naked woman. Pop stars hardly wear a stitch to sell music etc. You know what I mean though

[almondcake]

My screen name is cryptic by the way 🙄

[NicolaD]

Cryptic? Would that be Nut cake then?

[almondcake]

No no no lol I've mentioned a short nightie called you girlfriend lol almonds decorated on out side of cake lol

[NicolaD]

Oh I see. (I think!) x

[almondcake]

Yes your right lol x

[JosyJosy]

To me it sounds like these days are made up. Like for me Saturday would be facesitting day or something

[NicolaD]

There does seem to be a lot of special days doesn’t there! X

[JosyJosy]

When it suits us

[dantetheexplorer]

National Sit on My Face Day is on June 27th.
Look it up! But obviously, you don't have to wait until then to get in on the action.
@NicolaD

[JosyJosy]

@dantetheexplorer haha what the fuck

[dantetheexplorer]

2 more months to go!

[NicolaD]

Ha-Ha, now why do I think there’s an ulterior motive here @dantetheexplorer x

[NicolaD]

I think @dantetheexplorer is now into having his own days in the calendar @JosyJosy - I think he’s looking for volunteers!

[dantetheexplorer]

In Japan, National Hand Job Day (or the more accurate translation is National Jerk Off Day) is July 21st.

[dantetheexplorer]

@NicolaD I'm not making any of this up! You can Google it!

[JosyJosy]

I'll keep it in mind

[NicolaD]

OMG @dantetheexplorer and there’s a Facebook page too!

[dantetheexplorer]

@NicolaD There are Facebook pages for almost every fetish imaginable. :)

[NicolaD]

My eyes have seen enough this morning @dantetheexplorer

[dantetheexplorer]

@NicolaD Okay. But don't forget World Naked Bike Ride that's coming soon. :p

[NicolaD]

Oh no @dantetheexplorer I feel like I’ve opened a can of worms here!!!

[dantetheexplorer]

@NicolaD You might see some 'worms', yes.

[NicolaD]

I hope not @dantetheexplorer

[Clowr]

If we had a garden we would. Can go outside the city and find a garden, but don't think they will like having two strangers fly around naked and fixing up their garden.

[NicolaD]

Well we’ve got “The Naked Chef” over here in the UK so maybe you could start a trend? lol

[Clowr]

Hehe. No clue what of naked day / weekend they have here in Germany. Nor in Norway.
Naked chef I don't need a day for ^_^ So that a lot.
Just beware and cut the right sausage.

[NicolaD]

Ooh, I can almost hear my husbands eyes watering at that last comment (and watch where the burrowing creepy-crawlies are heading for too)

[Clowr]

Hehe. Always good to be in the birthday suit outside. Don't really need a excuse for it.
Good thing is for people that don't usaly do it get the idea to try and feel it spice up abit :p

So far so good with the creepy burrowing crawlers. No place they have tried to burry too yet xD only mosquitoes ^^

[musicbrain5]

Still too cold here for that, lol. But I wouldn't do it anyways!

[NicolaD]

Cold? Not good for being naked then!!

[musicbrain5]

Nope, not at all.

[Red_Arrow]

I don’t have a garden, but is notice a nice stretch of highway running through the city that needs “beautification”. But not roses. Too many thorns.

[NicolaD]

Are you volunteering Red? xx

[markscott]

I didn't know this day existed either. It's not just the stinging nettles to watch out for. Ants and bugs can bit some very tender areas of your bodies, especially is naked and squatting down, putting pussies an dicks close to the ground. I know people who have done some work in their back yard nude, or without underwear. It makes easy access for biting insects.

[linaashxx]

Yes I would gladly participate but with clothes on that is.

[NicolaD]

With the temperatures predicted for the weekend I think it’s clothes, wellies and gloves!!!

[IamErla]

Is this even a real thing? Sounds like something the 14 y/o next door would dream up.

[NicolaD]

It’s a genuine date in the calendar but I’ve got to tell you I’m as shocked as you but just a warning don’t google it unless you have a strong constitution!

[IamErla]

Thanks for the warning! Think I'll pass.

[weysally]

don't mind lazying around in the nutty but not working

[NicolaD]

Now I thought you’d be up for this Sally!! xxx

[LisaLisa89]

If I had a garden I'd be able to join in, but I haven't; and I wouldn't.

[NicolaD]

I have a garden but I’m not joining in, no way, I don’t want to frighten the wildlife!!

[Red_Arrow]

The wildlife is naked, so you would fit in and not scare them.

[cth96190]

Hell no!
Skin cancer, stinging and biting insects, thorns and more.

[NicolaD]

I take it that’s a no? X

[buttcrackjoe]

A hoe would be a more appropriate garden tool than a fork

[NicolaD]

Now you’re raking over old ground 😉

[buttcrackjoe]

Garden hoes everywhere

[shubhamchachapara]

I wish, but

1. Afraid of judgements of society
2 don't know about legality of such nudity in my country

[NicolaD]

Probably best to give it a miss then x

[fujo-kun]

i'm naked most of the time anyways, so no diff for me tbh

[Nadim171]

Nothing like that is In Egypt😂 if they legalise this probably 80% of women would be raped... lol

[NicolaD]

I hope not!

[Völva]

That’s nothing to laugh at nadim

[Nadim171]

Well... I hope not too...
It doesn't exist so why do i have to worry about it

[Völva]

It’s not about worrying. Don’t make light of rape.

[Nadim171]

*facepalm*

[Nadim171]

It's just a joke

[Völva]

That’s why I said don’t make light of it. Rape is not funny. Would you be laughing if your mother got raped? Your teacher? A nun?

[Nadim171]

No... but nobody was actually rapped. It's like saying I'm a bad person because I run people over with cars in video games

[Völva]

There’s a difference and you know it. Don’t make light of things that are a legitimate fear and real risk to over half the planet. Women and men have been raped to death, killed by their rapists, killed them selves and had been killed by family in an honor killing. Rape is not a joke. I wonder how the women in your life would feel knowing you think it’s ok to lol about women being mass raped.

[Nadim171]

Uh... I didn't... it's like saying it's wrong to lol over deaths in movies for example... I actually meant to criticize that there is many rapists in Egypt in a joking way. Criticizing comediantily

[Völva]

I still don’t approve but I can see what you were trying to do

[OlderAndWiser]

For the benefit of my neighbors and the rest of the world, I have decided to forego the celebration!

[SentientBrick]

W-what?

[Cristian97]

lol that’s funny

[taleswapper]

LOL! Alas, I have no garden (I live on the 14th floor of an urban apartment building). I suppose I could water my lone houseplant while naked... ;)

[TripleAce]

yes!! finally a day that fits what I do every Sunday either way... wooohooo

[witherwing]

It's 0°C and snowing. Most likely hell no.

[NicolaD]

Aarrrgghhh! You’re given a pass - keep warm!

[markscott]

wither: In Summer, you have to watch our for horse flies. In Winter, it's the "snow flies."