VOTE BELOW!General Clown 🤡Over the weekend, the former President provided a glimpse into how he may have handled on the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukraine.
According to audio obtained by The Washington Post, Trump told a group of Republican donors in New Orleans that the United States should paint Chinese flags on its F-22 planes and then use those planes to bomb Russia.
"And then we say, 'China did it, we didn't do it, China did it,' and then they start fighting with each other and we sit back and watch," Trump concluded.
I'm a staunch supporter of Donald Trump, our greatest president ever and I think this is genius. Never mind that China doesn't fly F-22's and has no F-22 planes in their air force. People will never know and China and Russia will nuke each other and the price of caviar and pork fried rice will go way down cause there will now be more supply than demand and damn, I love my pork fried rice. It will work perfectly.
And you can believe me cause I considered 4th grade my senior year, I married my sister and I spend a little too much time staring at farm animals, so I know what I am talking about.
If we could get our hands on actual chinsese Migs then they would be the ideal weapon to provide to the Ukrainians both because the Ukrainian pilots already know how to fly them and it doesn't point the finger at us.
We already cross that brigs however in providing the Ukrainians clearly and unambiguously our weapons so it hardly makes any difference anymore. We are unfortunately in very dangerous waters not seen since the Cuban missile crisis. Putin will decide when the line is crossed and it won't at all be obvious until its too late.
There is a reason we spent the last 80 years avoiding direct confrontation with Russia and it isn't because we were friendly.
But because the wrong move could escalate out of control into a nuclear war nobody can ever win.
If you live in a city with more than 50,000 people there is a very real chance you could wake up dead tomorrow.
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I’m sure Trump thinks this is the best military tactic any person could ever think up. He has a very smart brain. Only he could come up with such strategic excellence. Multilevel thinking dontcha know. 😂🤣
"I said, 'This is genius.' Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine, Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that's wonderful," Trump said. "So, Putin is now saying, 'It's independent,' a large section of Ukraine. I said, 'How smart is that?'"
Here's something that might be quicker and easier: Send Trump over to Russia, have Trump give Putin an incredible blowjob, let Putin do Trump in the ass like he always does, get Putin to relax and go into a deep peaceful sleep, and then Trump strangles Putin with his tiny hands and flushes all evidence down the toilet.
The one thing trump did do while in office was to deescalate the situation to avoid a full on Russian invasion. Biden was only in office and was talking tough on Russia.
At least this will see the planet nuked into oblivion ready for the feathered overlords uprising as the dominant species (the Australian white ibis AKA the bin chicken)
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Well, you're gonna need a lot of actual Chinese planes to do that... And China is gonna want a word with America if they find out who did it... And Russia may very well team up with China to screw America over harder... ... What kinda kookoo land does the hairy cheeto live in anyways?
well it is not a bad idea to paint missiles like another country to cover an attack. It is a freebie. However , weapons have to match countries weapons. Most countries that use same weapons are allies.
They aren't. They almost went into war multiple times and China was a big factor in the U. S. S. R's collapse. But now they are circumstancial allies and that trick is too poor to trick anyone anyways.
I have a taut, pert posterior that has made gentlemen explode just by gazing upon it and I have zero cats but 1 fish* *I only sometimes cat-sit for my parents' cat
Why do you miss it? I mean he is still in the news every fucking day, saying something as stupid as can be. We don't need to have the idiot in the Oval Office to marvel at his ineptitude.
I think he was hilariously charismatic. I’m not really on board with the sheer hatred towards Trump. I don’t subscribe to it. I study economics and follow politics when it comes to fiscal policy.
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