I dated my ex-boyfriend for about a year. I broke up with him because he cheated on me with 3 other girls and verbally abused me. Anyway, I saw him at a party a while back and he confronted me in a hallway. We were alone and he said we “had to get back together.” I said no so he grabbed my arm and twisted. I broke free and kicked him as hard as I could right in the balls! I was able to catch both of his babymakers with my boots and drive those suckers hard. After I rocked his ballsack, he fell down and puked. The look on his face was priceless.
Anyway, I guess I got him so good his nuts swelled up to the size of oranges and one ruptured and had to be removed (I play college soccer so I know how to blast a ballsack!). I feel a little bad but I’ve also heard he has been telling people he will never mess with a girl again and says he is glad I did not rupture his other nut. He now wears an athletic cup protector all the time to save his remaining jewel. My girlfriends on the soccer team now call me the "nut remover" and say I should hang up a fake pair of nuts like a hunting trophy on a tombstone background with the words "RIP Brian's Nuts-Destroyed By Girl Power" underneath them! They also say I should be the winner of an annual “Ballsack Blast” competition. Other people say I should hang up a guy's athletic cup as a symbol of female power of male weakness or get a decal of a pair of nuts on my boots with one missing and an “X” over them.
Any other good nicknames? And what should I hang up? Please give me as many ideas as possible so I can share with friends! Thanks
Anyway, I guess I got him so good his nuts swelled up to the size of oranges and one ruptured and had to be removed (I play college soccer so I know how to blast a ballsack!). I feel a little bad but I’ve also heard he has been telling people he will never mess with a girl again and says he is glad I did not rupture his other nut. He now wears an athletic cup protector all the time to save his remaining jewel. My girlfriends on the soccer team now call me the "nut remover" and say I should hang up a fake pair of nuts like a hunting trophy on a tombstone background with the words "RIP Brian's Nuts-Destroyed By Girl Power" underneath them! They also say I should be the winner of an annual “Ballsack Blast” competition. Other people say I should hang up a guy's athletic cup as a symbol of female power of male weakness or get a decal of a pair of nuts on my boots with one missing and an “X” over them.
Any other good nicknames? And what should I hang up? Please give me as many ideas as possible so I can share with friends! Thanks
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