The corpulent liar

This happened two years ago. I once decided to make a page at plenty of fish. It was one of those "what the hell" things. A few weeks go by before I finally saw some girl adding me to favorites. She seems pretty legit and cute. So I emailed her and got her number a few days later. We seemed to hit it off and I suggested meeting her. She only lived a city away. Well it turns out everything she said was a lie. Her picture was of her when she was 18 years old on the site. She looked completely different in person. She was incredibly over weight, and I don't mean that to be mean, but it looked she had no regard. I was more ticked off that she lied. I decided to proceed with the date and we were at starbucks. I ordered the Green Tea, while she happily ordered a frappuccino with extra whip cream on top. I was mortified. Between her shaved arms, yellow teeth, and bad smoking habits, I don't know how the hell I ever got out of there. I simply remember telling her I'd "call" sometime soon and running for my truck. Never again.