This was made all in good fun!
1. How's my hair?
-Touches it a little- It looks fine!
2. How's my outfit?
-Looks into full length mirror to get a frontal view, then turns to get a back view-
3. Wow! I look good from every angle!
4. Don't you remember? You have an even sexier outfit in your closet!
5. I should keep this on. If I change I'll look like I want the D.
6. Stop overthinking!
::On my way to the destination::
7. Oh my, I'm soooo nervous!
8. Just take a deep breath!
9. Oh my God, I forgot how to exhale!
10. What if he's a creep? or even worse, a killer????
11. -Turns car around in the opposite direction to head home-
Okay....so, this is how you inhale and then exhale.
12. Everything will be fine doll!
-Turns car back around to proceed heading to the date destination-
13. You worry too much!
14. What if he notices that about me?
15. I am soooo annoying!
16. Gosh chilly hot dog darn! Why do you have to find out all of these negative qualities about yourself now?
17. What if he thinks I look better in my photos?
18. If he does, then tell him he needs to get his eyes checked!
-Laughs non-stop in an hysterical manner-
19. -The word crazy is now added to your list of negative qualities-
How does it feel to be fucked without the D?
20. What should I talk about on my first date with him?
Kids? Marriage? My past relationships? Sex?
21. Don't talk about any of those things, unless you want to see him turn into a major
athlete and run the hell out of there!
::Arrives at destination::
22. I am here first. He's not here yet.
23. I hope he's not going to be late.
24. Oh my gosh! Is that him?
25. Wow, he looks so different!
26. -Looks at watch-
Impressive! He is right on time!
27. He does not "look" like a killer at all.....
28. If he were, I'd tell him the only thing he could murder is this PUSS....shhh!!
29. He's getting closer calm your va-jay-jay!
30. Don't forget to smile , so you don't look like a total bitch!
Remember first impressions matter the most!
31. Ahhh! I am so excited!
32. I hope this goes well!