32 Thoughts Before Her First Date

[Stacyzee]

This was made all in good fun!

1. How's my hair?

-Touches it a little- It looks fine!

2. How's my outfit?

-Looks into full length mirror to get a frontal view, then turns to get a back view-

3. Wow! I look good from every angle!

4. Don't you remember? You have an even sexier outfit in your closet!

5. I should keep this on. If I change I'll look like I want the D.

6. Stop overthinking!

::On my way to the destination::

7. Oh my, I'm soooo nervous!

-Sweaty palms-

8. Just take a deep breath!

9. Oh my God, I forgot how to exhale!

PANIC!

10. What if he's a creep? or even worse, a killer????

11. -Turns car around in the opposite direction to head home-

Okay....so, this is how you inhale and then exhale.

12. Everything will be fine doll!

-Turns car back around to proceed heading to the date destination-

13. You worry too much!

14. What if he notices that about me?

15. I am soooo annoying!

16. Gosh chilly hot dog darn! Why do you have to find out all of these negative qualities about yourself now?

17. What if he thinks I look better in my photos?

18. If he does, then tell him he needs to get his eyes checked!

-Laughs non-stop in an hysterical manner-

19. -The word crazy is now added to your list of negative qualities-

How does it feel to be fucked without the D?

20. What should I talk about on my first date with him?

Kids? Marriage? My past relationships? Sex?

21. Don't talk about any of those things, unless you want to see him turn into a major

athlete and run the hell out of there!

::Arrives at destination::

22. I am here first. He's not here yet.

23. I hope he's not going to be late.

24. Oh my gosh! Is that him?

25. Wow, he looks so different!

26. -Looks at watch-

Impressive! He is right on time!

27. He does not "look" like a killer at all.....

::Drools massively:

28. If he were, I'd tell him the only thing he could murder is this PUSS....shhh!!

29. He's getting closer calm your va-jay-jay!

30. Don't forget to smile , so you don't look like a total bitch!

Remember first impressions matter the most!

31. Ahhh! I am so excited!

32. I hope this goes well!

[Octavius]

Here's the guys version

1. *Picks shirt off the ground*
2. *Sniffs shirt*
3. "Yeah this will do."

[Anonymous]

Lmao this is so spot on

[godfatherfan]

What guys think about :
Hair? what is there looks great
Do I smell? no
ready... hope she isn't a pyscho that went through like 32 different thoughts before the date.. lol
women go through all that and the guy really doesn't care about any of it...

[Tdieseler]

Ok... i only like this take because its true... should I make a Take on what Guys have to go thru? because im pretty sure its more than 32... and not as independent.

[Stacyzee]

Sure, I'd love to read it :)

I've always wondered what happens on the other side of the fence.

[Tdieseler]

I'll put in mind... mind you ma'am, it might be more of a rant... probably because of outcome.

[Stacyzee]

That's fine... just be careful with how you approach subjects on this site.
we have very sensitive users that often misinterpret and tear others down.

[Tdieseler]

Ma'am, visit my profile... i don't give a hell... I say the Truth. If they don't like it... screw em. One thing about the truth.. it doesn't change. and people always get mad at me for saying it... but oh well... someone has to.

[Stacyzee]

Right on ! That's what's up.

I say the truth as well which is why I've butt head with a few people here.

But either way, feel free to link your take here when you make it. I'll comment.

[Tdieseler]

Sweet... I've butted a lot more than just heads. still in an argument (well ended it because she's an idiot) with some chick. she won't stop. she's so dumb it blows my mind. read for yourself, the comments are on AleDeEurope's opinion.
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1823240-why-do-some-men-feel-that-they-do-not-need-to-wait-for-sex-when-it

Im done arguing and she's still going on... girls like that are the reason i went honest to God single and shoot down offers. What a maroon.

[Stacyzee]

Wow , heated discussion indeed !

[Tdieseler]

eh... she's an idiot. im gonna go have to compile my list for this Take's reverse.

[mikemx55]

That's an awesome list!! I hope someone does one for males, cause I don't think it's just picking up the shirt and sniffing it ( @Octavius )

[godfatherfan]

I think it is for the most part. maybe checking your hair...

[pavlove]

Hmm...

www.quickmeme.com/.../...39929251f27b7cf5d7d37.jpg

[tony72722]

My thoughts.

1) Am I going to miss a meal?

2) How can I get my macros in tonight and still smash this sloot?

@consultantisback
@polocrew

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahaha acquire macros, disregard all else

[TadCurious]

Why didn't he come pick you up at your place? A girl's supposed to sweat all those things in the comfort of her own home. lol

[Stacyzee]

Since some first dates don't work out , I'd rather he not know where I live. Some major psychos out there :P

[thewanderingme]

@mytake owner exactly! that's how I feel. only I'm even more paranoid, wed we'd have to of been dating awhile, and met each others friends, etc before I'd trust him enough to get in his car.

[Accipiter]

Dang I thought I overthought everything before a date

[ConsultantIsBack]

Lol I really like this take!!! Dating is just too fun 👍

[ElvenMr]

"There is no spoon". Spoon pic, nice lol, thats a first.

[ConsultantIsBack]

@ElvenMr no spoon?
Ya sick of accusations for fake pics so proving me and my body are real

[ElvenMr]

Nono, you misunderstood me, it's from the Matrix, i just put it there as kind of a joke, i see the spoon of course, and the pic is cool.

[ConsultantIsBack]

@ElvenMr oh gotcha lol I haven't really seen matrix movies

[Moose2coolvargas]

Do women really think of all of this?

[Stacyzee]

I tried to make it comical but for the most part , "overthinking" and questioning things that you wouldn't usually, yes .
It all has to do with nerves.

[Moose2coolvargas]

Well good take, it open my eye s

[Stacyzee]

Thanks :)

[Moose2coolvargas]

I just worry about car trouble, if she finds me attractive, if we've never met, if the food or movie is good

[Stacyzee]

So simple.

I'm one to over analyze when I should just take it easy

[Anonymous]

I love when some girls would ask if I'm a creep or serial killer. As much as I understand their concern, it's like who is going to answer yes to that?

[Tonga]

Like your take... its really funny

[ElvenMr]

That's a nice thought process you got there! :)

[JSmuve]

LOL at number 27!

[JSmuve]

I meant 28!!!