I don't know if she knew I pooped in my pants.
would you give a guy a second date if he shit in his pants?
Lmao! haha damnnn hahaha... sorry to laugh but this is just messed up and funny! haha coudnt you go to the bathrooom? jeez...
Anyway, having that said... maybe you didn't really fuck it all up if she had a great night! Just leave a day or two rest and settle and then try asking her out again or talking to her... but be funny and try to make up for that situation cuz you're -10 already. lol
However, not all cause is lost. If she agreed to go out on a date with you, it means that she does like you... Shit can happen to all of us (and for your case, literally :p lmao hahah) jk ahha but all jokes aside, just let the storm rest for a few days then contact her and u can either try to be funny about it (make a joke) lol or just talk about something new and let it go... dont bring up that night again and talk about cool future things u can do together or that she'd like to do- something new that's exciting.. That'll get her mind OFF the date and into looking forward to something new and exciting to try.. And next time, please go to the toilet.. run if you must. Better to shit there than in your seat. Sorry to hear that happened to you tho bro! must have sucked. :\
Hahaha you done fucked that one up, Romeo!
How did you manage to poop your pants during dinner? Honestly? The only excuse for a grown man to poop his pants is if he's sick, in which case you reschedule!
Something I ate did not agree with me. I thought it was just going to be a teeny tiny fart, and a fair amount of poop came out
It was not little...
Yes... Hasn't that happened to you before?
Never had diarrhea? No way, Jose...
If you had diarrhea you should have rescheduled the date. If you began feeling off during the date, you should have told her you don't feel well and gone home early. At the very very least, you should have not trusted a fart during dinner, especially if your stomach was off. Even if the was just a fart - you don't fucking fart at the dinner table!
And then, to make matters worse you tried to blame HER for the smell? Not a chance in blue hell any woman would go out with you again after that.
A grown ass man doesn't shit himself at dinner.
And to answer your question, no this had not ever happened to me. Ever. If I was feeling off I wouldn't go on a date. And I'd never let a fart out during dinner.
I have ONE time in my life experienced a shart but it was when I let what I thought was a fart out while I was walking home already not feeling well on a hot day and I was alone. As soon as it started I realised it was not just a fart and I clamped the fuck down till got to a bathroom. Wasn't enough to soak past my underwear.
Because I am an adult adult and I can control m bowels. And if I can't, i stay the fuuuuck home.
Well I did not want to cancel.
You tried to turn it on her? Bro, nooo. Just no. I'm sorry, but do you have a medical condition? Like bowel incontinence?
I don't see anything wrong with what I did.
Thanks for MH. But it was kinda wrong
Why?
To know it was you soiled yourself and then try to make it seem like she was gassy? That's pretty shady lol
Shady? How do you mean shady?
Like, why did you try to turn it on her?
She was picking on me... Seems like adequate justification. I also bought her footling combo meal at subway too
Holy fuck man! What the hell? Of course not! Especially after you tried to push it off on me. It be one thing if you at least told the truth when it happen. Then I maybe able to overlook it if the rest of the night was perfect. But after you lied the whole night then tried to push the blame off on me in the end. I'd be fucking pissed.
Women usually don't mind if a guy shits himself. In fact, some women actually like it... Just watch two girls & one cup. ;)
Have you shit yourself before with a chick?
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its the turning it on me id be annoyed with. really uncool.
I was confused and embarrassed. I did not know what to do. I told her I liked her so much at the end of the date I would still go out with her even though she had a gas problem
I had a light pair of khakis on. I did not want her to see the back of my pants
Yeah, it totally sucked
Why didn't you just go to the bathroom and clean up
She would have seen the the poop through my pants. No had light khakis on
I don't like your odds of getting another date. Take the "L" and move on:
Oh my god, she's never gonna wanna see you again. That sounds like disaster. You should have literally just ran away as soon as you shat. Got outta there asap. Jesus Christ oh my god
This site is very interesting. Need a reality show about G@G. I can see why she did not let you kissed her.
You're obviously trolling but whatever!
Screw you Troll!
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Man, get your shit under control! LITERALLY LOL
You have to get your shit together. Smh
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The things I read on this site...
Nope, sorry, but definitely not
Why not? Are you really shallow?
It's not about shallow, it's disgusting
Shitting yourself is some kind of medical issue, you should be able to control your body. And then you decided to hide it?
Yes she knew you either shit yourself or farted. And she knew you were crazy enough to think she wouldn't of noticed.
Shallow is skin deep... This is about shit, not skin
tbh... no
Really? Why not? Just a little poop
Lol is this a joke? You shat yourself on a date... She probably knows and i doubt you'll go on another date with her. Next time you go on a date, hold it in or try to solve your "issue" before your date. good luck though, it's a bummer your date went down the dirty route in the worst way possible.
We both like some of the same books though, and like the Red Sox. Don't you think that can overcome some poop?
it sounds like she didn't have a good time.
Lmaoooo
That's mean :(
no!!! hahahahah
You'd go out with a guy who had an accident right?
I drive a Camaro girl. It was just an accident. It could happen to anyone
My Camaro has a really big engine though. It's a 1994, z28, baby
If you saw my Camaro, you'd change your mind. Girl, you know it's true
What's wrong with you? All women think Camaros are Sexy as well as the men who drive them
Are you a Muslim?
Because all American girls like Camaros... You're not Trans, are you?
Russian? I have hear there are like 5 or 6 Russin girls that don't like Camaros but it's really rare
But American girls think Camaros are Sexy... Like all of them. There's something wrong about you, I just haven't figured it out yet...
So you're telling me you don't have a penis? I know some of those fancy boys don't like Camaros but they're like the only ones...
Gross.
Like its never happened to you before
Nope.
Why?
nice...
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