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Gaggers? Pick up line contest?
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I think you look sweet... can I lick you and find out?
I lost my phone number... can I have yours?
I promise I'll do anything just tell me what I have to do... I really wanna fuck you
โCan I give you an Australian kiss? Itโs like a French kiss, but Down Under!โ
I wanna get lost in your Outback
Iโll eat you like a dingo eats a baby
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony.
I just spent all day hiding chair's so the only place you have to sit is on my face
Roses are red violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9
If you were a booger, I'd pick you
If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
Hey, have you got any Raisins? No? How about a Date?
What can a guy like me do in a girl like you?
Your pants would look good on my lampshade
ets play hide-n-seek, if u find me u get 2 fuck me.. if u can't.. im in the closet
The only good one is the roses ๐
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That's right bitches, be jealous.
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Okay, so you kinda crook your finger at them and beckon them over and when they come over to you, you say 'See, I made you come with just one finger. Imagine what I could do with my whole hand' :P It's pretty awful but it's my favourite one.
Lol. I've seen that before ๐
Hey there handsome... I have a vagina. I cook. I play videogames. Let's make babies. MLG babies.
Is your dad a thief?
He stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
Aww ๐
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I dont know about best, but this is kinda funny.
Say 'Hey I love this!' and point to her necklace. She might say thanks and hold her necklace or whatever and then you say, 'Oh no, I meant you boobs, but your necklace is pretty cool too'.
OR
You look inquisitively at her and say 'What's that in your eye?'. She may let you look closer and then you say 'Oh dont worry. Its just a sparkle'.
Never heard of these ๐
Cute yet funny
And no fair ๐ you posted two
Shutup. You loved them :)
I plea the fifth ๐
This is GAG, not America. lol
well, my lips are sealed ๐
this one only works in german. it´s "ich hab ne destille, wollen wir rum machen?" meaning "i have a distillery, lets make out". the funny part is "rum machen" means "producing rum" and "rummachen" means making out :D so it´s a pretty clever pun.
sorry that it doesn´t work in English :P
"Here feel this jacket" *you rub it* "do you know what it's made out of?" You say "no what?" "boyfriend material"
Classic ๐
This is so old
" I think you're suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me " :P
I have noticed you come here often.
I can help you with that back at my place.
๐so bad it's funny
Is that a new jacket? its very becoming on you. If I were on you, id be coming too
Never heard of this one ๐
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
are you a pentecostal because i want to speak in tongues with you
I like you wanna leave?
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