Anyways I caught her coming into work and I wanted to get a conversation going so I said, the usual " did you have a good xmas"?
and she just kinda said yeah it was quiet and nice and she kept on going, and in an effort to get her real attention pointed out she had very large eyelashes( I know, what the hell) just in attempt to get this going with her, she just smiled and said yeah they are fake( I knew they were fake, I just couldn't think of anything else to say that wasn't weird or overly sexual in front of staff)
How would you feel if I made a compliment on your fake eyelashes, would it be weird? lol
I wanted to be special because it came from me, so at least she would remember but I just blurted it out!
oh dear!
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