Hello everyone!
YES, yes. This take is a self-proclaimed COLLECTION of light hearted #generalisations haha. GUILTY! :D
For the most part, many girls are so straightforward with how they feel, but there is not ONE girl here who has never said something and meant the opposite at some point :P #FACEUP
By the way, a number of people have made YouTube videos about this kind of thing. Check em out! :P
I kinda find it funny, how confusing we are sometimes. Basically, if I was a guy, I'm not sure how I would handle women. 😂 [not like you men are really as simple as this picture indicates though!]
--> So anyway, please remember that this take is all in good fun and it isn't meant to offend anyone. To the ladies, I hope you can relate to at least one of these :P To the guys, please don't take this as a guide for every time a woman says one of these things. Whether she means it or not should really come down to your judgement. =]
LOL there are so many of these! ^^
Ok so now that that's done and dusted...
"WHAT WOMEN SAY"
WHAT THEY MEAN
- “No offence but…”
Offence. TOTAL offence -.-
- “Does my butt look big in this?”
Just tell me it looks perfect and shut up.
- To a girl she doesn't like that much:
“Oh my gosh you look beautiful!”
I can't handle you. I mean you are stunning, but come on girl, don't be selfish. Share the beauty. 😑
- To a girl she doesn't like that much:
“I’m so happy for you!”
I hope a rain cloud follows you everywhere u go. 😒
- “I just need to be alone”
… Please don’t leave me alone. 😔
- “Nothing… I'm fine”
Ok, hah, WELL… there is SO much that is NOT fine right now, but I’m sooo not bothered telling you, so I’d rather just say “I'm fine” … and I also want to see if you can figure out what it is that’s bothering me because you should OBVIOUSLY know that I am not fine! 😤
- “I’m just gonna order a salad”
DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO INDULGE IN A CHICKEN PARMIGANA WITH NO JUDGEMENTS. AM I ASKING FOR TOO MUCH?! 😩😩😩🐔
- “Wow you’ve lost so much weight!”
What the hell are you doing? Teach me your ways! or just… stop.
- “Ugh... guys are such assholes”
…but I still love them and want to kiss their faces off. Fml.
- To her partner:
“Oh I don't mind if you have female friends”
I AM THE ONLY FEMALE YOU INTERACT WITH, GOT IT BITCH? 🔫
- To her partner:
“No no of course I trust you babe!”
I just need to access your internet history, photo gallery and text messages first. 🔍🔍🔍📱📷
- “Giiiirl that skirt is fine!”
It’s ridiculously short, you might as well be wearing panties. Who do you think you are? Snooki?
- “Gosh I look hideous”
Tell me I'm gorgeous! 😋
- “Ugh I'm so ugly!"
Tell me I'm pretty! 😋
- “Never mind”
Gosh do you really not get it? -.-
- “Meh I don't care”
OH BELIEVE ME, I CARE. Im just saving it for another occasion where I REALLY need to call you out, and this material right here will be VERY appropriate for that. *saves memory to ‘Shit You Did Wrong’ folder* 💾 > 💻
- “Oh god my stomach is killing me”
I AM ABOUT TO ENTER A WORLD OF PAIN AND BLOOD, AND IF IMMA GO THROUGH THAT, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME. 😡
or
You know, this is the part where you make me a soothing drink.
- “What? I am NOT moody!”
Ok fine. I'm so moody I don't even know how I feel anymore. What is life? 🐌
- “Um… okay…”
Please get out of my face before I explode -.-
- To her partner:
“Wait... what?”
I heard what you said but dayum I'd love to see if you have the balls to say that shit again. You are in serious danger. Either rewind and rephrase or repeat and DIE. 💣💣💣
- “Whatever”
*FACEPALM* 😐
- “I'm tired/gtg”
PISSED OFF. Get away from me, or better yet, come check up on me again so I can tell you off some more.
- “Oh yeaaahh haha... ha... ha.”
I have no idea what you just said. 😶
- “Do what you want”
It better be what I want too though.
- To her partner:
“Umm… I don't really feel like it”
Aghhh please don't! I didn't wax and I don't need your hands on my prickly self!!! 😱
- “Awww that is so sweet!”
See what you just did? I liked that. Hopefully you remember this is something I like and you do it more often. <3
- “Sorry I missed your call”
I may or may not have wanted to talk to you at that time. 📞
- “Totally going for that summer bod from Tuesday”
Shit, today is Tuesday. Next Tuesday. Is that a brownie?
- To her partner:
“This guy keeps messaging me”
Mhmmm... I'm a totally still a guy magnet. Be grateful I chose you. Being a little jealous is also alright. Are you mad? 😏
- Flirting:
“Do you know what I reaaaally like?”
Write this shit down.
- “Ohhh don't worry about the dishes, I'll do it”
KEEP ARGUING WITH ME till I ‘give in’ and you end up doing them!
or
I really would rather do the dishes than have you break something or start a fire.
- “Are you sure?”
Say yes.
- "You really think so?"
Say yes.
- To her partner:
“Oh your family was great!”
Did they like me? What does your dad think? Oo what about your mum? Do your sisters think im ugly? How come your dog wasn't friendly with me? Do you think he hates me? Was it my outfit? Does my breath stink?
- “I’d love to go out with you!”
*plans wedding* 😍
- “What do you think of…”
You don't have much choice really.
- “I have NOTHING to wear”
I have so many clothes but I’ve run out of the stuff I've usually been wearing lately. Hmm... *goes shopping*
- “I’ll be 5 minutes!”
5, 35, same difference. Where my eyeliner at? *smells armpits* omg I need a shower. 🛀🚿⏰
- To her partner:
“lol... have fun”
Do NOT have fun. Or at least not too much fun.
- To her partner:
“I'm sorry if I'm being a pain, it’s just… hormones, you know”
I am QUITE ENTITLED to be a pain in the ass because guess what? While you're sippin on beer and watching football, my reproductive system is literally, a bloody battlefield! Now go get me some ice cream and cuddle me before I throw a pillow at your head! 🐻 <3 🐻
- To her partner:
“Oh, who was that?”
If it was any female other than your sister, mum, grandma, auntie or cousin, prepare to be lightly to intensely interrogated.
- To a guy in the friendzone:
“You’re gonna make some girl really happy someday”
But not me. Im not sure why though. Well I kinda know but I don't wanna tell you. Sorry.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well that's it! Feel free to add anymore if you like! Also let me know if you want me to do one for guys!
Haha! ^ Thanks for reading :P
~j.B 🍌
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