Roses are red, violets are blue.
Here's my (first and last) Valentine's MyTake dedicated to everyone who matters.
Let's start off with something everyone has always been trying to define:
What exactly is Valentine's Day really about? Is it a day dedicated to the oxymoron that is love? Is it really just a corporate ploy designed to prey on your wallets and the insecurities in relationships? Is it just a second Halloween, with no costumes but shittier candy choices?
Well, everyone who matters...
It's none of the above.
This is what Valentine's Day is about.
Take that, Valentine's MyTake Contest.