Spent the day with my siblings yesterday!
Little brother is twelve, little sister is six. All fine and dandy, our parents managed to get a six year age gap between all three of us (well, seven between me and my brother but whatever)
Went to the beach, because yesterday was actually a really nice day. Taught little sister to hold her breath and turn around if she couldnt jump a wave. Got to throw her over some waves, that was cool.
Dunked my brother under the water (thatll teach HIM for being taller than me, the bastard).
First time in a long time that spending time with my siblings didn't result in me being asked how many kids I have.
And I got to see the state my boogey board is in. Why can't my older brothers board be the one that get wrecked, why is it mine thats falling apart?
Also worked out where a pair of my shorts went. They now belong to my little brother apparently. No, I am not impressed, but its whatevs.
So, we're jumping waves, Im calming little sister down because she once again tried to breathe the ocean.
And then she says she needs to poop.
We get halfway out of the water when she says its okay, she dont need to poop.
Get halfway back IN the water, she tells me WHY she dont need to poop no more.
It cause she already did.
So I tell her we gotsta go to the toilet, and she says no. Cause she's embarrased and scared people will suddenly have x-ray vision and see poop in her bottoms and laugh at her. Valid concern I guess.
I go ask dad, he says wash out in the sea. I tell her to. She tries then gets too embarrassed, and is suddenly okay cause it washed out already.
I dont want to deal with a poopy six year old, so i say ye right, okay. Lets jump more waves.
And we do.
Then we get out cause we done swimming, and I feel like im made of lead, because 19 year old energy capacity is nothing compared to that of a 6 year old.
Go to the showers to wash off, sister pulls down her knickers and bam. there's the poop.
So yeah. Yesterday i had a fun day with my siblings, except for that moment i had to wash my sisters poop out of her undies because she shat in the ocean.
I dont want to do that ever again.
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How the heck are y'all going boogey boarding! No fair, it's 25 outside for me! But that sounds not so fun. I guess that's children for ya. I peed myself when I was like 8 waiting for a train and not being able to get to the bathroom. Ah, good times.
Haha
Oh yesterday was supposed to only be 15 degrees (celcius) but it ended up being mid twenties.
I dont think I've ever pissed meself in public. Closest i got to, was crapping my pants three steps away from the toilet, and that was at me Pa's house. I think I was five.
Hahaha that was an awkward test of the evening! Actually is was 60 today which was crazy! For Ohio at least. 😁
*Rest not test*
I'm having flashbacks of all the times I got beach water in my mouth
you people are in summer, you bastards
Haha