Would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper or hot sauce as eye drops?

[rawritzsykes]

Would you rather question #1: Sandpaper as toilet paper or #2: hot sauce as eye drops.

[Anonymous]

Hot sauce as eye drops. It will be a terrible pain, but at least you can recover from it quickly. Any cuts and scrapes around your anus will not heal in time for you to go number 2 when you need to.

[Negrodamus]

definitely the sandpaper. At least with that, i can control the level of pain by not pressing too hard. The pepper sauce in the eyes would be out of my hands

[zombiebabe]

oh man!
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for the toilet paper i prefer a rabbit
as eyedrops i prefer my own saliva

[LaikaFreefall]

Tears for eye drops... Way better.

[zombiebabe]

not bad lol

[ToriaTiger]

Woah. Calm down satan. Jkjk
Thats a pretty tough question. Maybe sand paper as toilet paper, depends on how rough it is i guess.

[JSmuve]

Sandpaper because I believe sandpaper has a smooth side and a rough side. I'd just wipe with the smooth side.

[truthbeknown]

Sand paper, 3000 grit.

[Wood-Carver777]

Sand-paper.