If it's a woman I'll do what the poster @DontDropit said and be like ''I'm gonna rip your hair out''. That line was quote from the movie Ever After when the mean step-sister mocked cinderella (Danielle) about her mother being dead after she's caught trying to put on the mother's dress.
If it's a guy, I'll punch the hell out of him and get ready to bodyslam him or tackle him to the ground. I'm not the average shorter Jane with no fighting skills. Hell hope. I'm what some call one of the few girls and wrestling (as well weight lifting) has been my hobby for several years now.
Coming from a 15 year-old freshman in HS.
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Funny you ask, I've had this happy to me by my best friend. We were in school, she was drinking water and supposedly someone said somethin funny. She ends up spitting all over my face. I was pissed put of all of us around I was the target. I was behind her too, what gives? She dropped her big ass water bottle, I pick it up and pour it all over her. I whipped my face with her shirt, she said it was an accident but I call bull. I walked home alone that afternoon.
personal opinion, I would walk away. Im not into fighting and im not into drama they spit cause they want a reaction. I just dont give them a reaction
Honestly, unless I felt threatened I would probably just call the police and not fight them about it.
It would be fun to say that I'd demolish the dude and kick his ass (I'd really want to, not gonna lie), but going to jail isn't manly. Using your judgment and having control of yourself is the way to go.
Whip out my 9 and shoot his foot.
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It ain't assault if you ain't got ID!!!
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if i am in an area where "moral" authority dominates, like a school or professional setting, cry a lot and make a huge deal about it while playing the victim. this will ruin that 'someone', for example, suspension, permanent record.
if in a private and unregulated area, beat the shit out of him/her. i have been itching for a fight.Make sure to take their picture with my Android phone if I don't know them
and keep so i can show the police who spit on me in case the assholes got EbolaIf anyone does that, i'll just tell em "mama said knock you out"
stream1.gifsoup.com/.../...aid-knock-you-out-o.gifI had something similar happened to me, but it was pinching instead. My attacker ran away before I could finish saying "Fuck".
They're getting kneed in the goddamn face www.gifsforum.com/.../...e28308fd9f2a7baf3-903.gif
I would like to say that I will slap the shit out of them but I would probably be in shock and want to get away.
What would you do?Say "You wanna fight? Come on!", and hope that he attacks me. I know martial arts so I have a good level of confidence when it comes to fighting. So, when he attacks, I use a few techniques/moves to take him down and keep him there in pain.
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I'm coming after you like a tiger chasing a gazelle.wipe it off and PURELL the shit out of my face hahaha. and then go... WTF? WHY! and then either depart the situation or call over an officer.
*twiddles mustache, picks up Cain and turns* what a primitive act sir! Good day to you! *walks off into the sunset*
Beat their ass. Like no Ifs Ands or Buts about it. 0-100 real quick. I think I just lost it. This is total disrespect
Punch them right in the face. No questions asked. They wanted a fight, they got one
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My Nike would be so far up his ass I'd roll up the hill with him.It would gross me out to the point I'd be to worried with getting the spit off my face than to deal with the person who spit in my face.
He/she'll get a knock no doubt... spitting is amongst the most vile things you can do.
probably introduce my fist to the grimy trap that just spat!
I'd probably juz walk away in sadness and sorrow. Im too nice to retaliate so people can easily take advantage of meh.
Nothing the first time as much as I would love to knock their teeth out I wouldn't. Now if they did it a second time I do a straight jab to the nose then a elbow strike to their mouth.
In an ideal world, I'd hit their solar plexus. But I'd probably be so shocked that I'd just slap them and wipe the germs off my face.
One raised eyebrow with a WTF? Then goes a punch in the face.
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