Ladies, you have $5 dollars to build your perfect man! What will you choose?

[Neuromancer22689]

Just a game. Saw this on facebook and thought it was kind of interesting. Looked for a male version, but we'll go with this for now.

[Xoxoxooo123]

faithful

and i can only pray that he's not weird, overweight, or has a shitty paying job and lives with their mother haha

[Neuromancer22689]

Well, that counts me out. lol

[dolphiny]

ehh i think being faithful is the most important in a relationship.. so i guess i'd have to put all my money on that.

[mutedaisy]

I'm just going to take your money and buy a slice of pizza...

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[Neuromancer22689]

nice

[BertMacklinFBI]

damn you! I know what I want to eat now

[DarkHumorRUs]

Light skin costs more? Six pack costs most?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. BAHAHAHA.
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE.

[Neuromancer22689]

Feel better?

[DarkHumorRUs]

Heh...
I guess so.

[BertMacklinFBI]

why the fuck is light skin $1.50 and dark skin is $1.00 hahaa.

[nert73]

Number 3. I already have everything I could possibly ask for in my guy and he is most definitely faithful.

[bubbletrouble]

Lol that is so fucked up that faithful is the whole damn five dollars.

Fuck that, I'm going to take your five bucks and buy a slice of pizza and a coke 😝

[WhaChaChaKing]

How is this my ideal man when I can't choose everything about him? I would prefer a faithful guy but ideally he'd be hot, funny, and just all around perfect.

[Neuromancer22689]

This isn't supposed to be taken seriously.

[WhaChaChaKing]

I know, I'm just pointing out how stupid it is.

[KBob93]

#8 and #10 please.

I get paid Friday , I'll buy the rest then.

[Kiwifun]

I don't need money to form him. I like him the way he is :))

[aamy811]

Why is dark skin worth more than light skin?

[Neuromancer22689]

It's actually less, but I don't know why. That part is pretty stupid.

[aamy811]

Sorry I mean less. But yeah weird

[rthomas43]

Are they allowed to save up over time and buy me?

[linkywinky]

nobody wants to buy you 😒

[rthomas43]

@linkywinky

Says the girl that can't afford me.

[linkywinky]

you're cheap, I can afford you, I just don't want you 😊

[Neuromancer22689]

... lol

[Illusive_Man]

As the beard leaves your body , so does your power and prestige.

[rthomas43]

@Illusive_Man

Haha maybe on the interwebz, I'm still the man where it counts though!

[rthomas43]

"I mean, for some god awful reason I've got this weird thing for @rthomas43" -@linkywinky

Yeah, you want this. =p

[rthomas43]

@linkywinky

[linkywinky]

I take it back. 😠

[Illusive_Man]

Why is lightskin more expensive than dark skin lol

[Neuromancer22689]

I guess it's cheaper to get a tan? lol

Seriously, that is pretty stupid. Looks kinda racist, huh?

[Illusive_Man]

Just a tad lol but then there's some truth to that.

[snuggle_bunny88]

3. Faithful=$5.
Done.

[lanagirl]

Number 3 is the most important.

[linkywinky]

Beard and no kids yoo. 👌

[micheal727jovanie]

I'd personally choose 8, 9 and 10.

[Ulyss]

9 better be there

[YouAholic]

3. Definitely

[thesunstillshines]

No kids and good job

[Polswedgirl]

What'll that help you if he'll cheat?:P