Guys, have you ever thought of dating a trumpet player?

[Anonymous]

Reasons why you should
1. they can give better blow jobs because there used to blowing
2. They used to holding there breath for a lone time and there used to blowing a lot.
3. They have dirty minds and there not afraid to show it.
4. Because trumpet people are the best

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+1 y

5. We can blow, tongue and finger all at the same time

[CityBoy773]

You sound stupid. If instrument choices are why you should date people, then every girl should date a guy in orchestra. We're great with our fingers, can stand a lot of stuff, used to blood in some cases, and can easily stand high pitched squealing (thanks to my section, the violins).

Orchestra people are also just crazy. Oh, yes. We look boring as fuck. The most boring ones are the most interesting classes, believe me.

[AidenBlue]

Blowjobs are not really about 'blowing' so you are pretty much off base there to start.

If you are doing it right, its more about sucking than blowing.

[Dave20151]

I was reading some strip club stories (don't ask why lol), and I read that this one guy said to the girl "can I get a blow job even though I'm not paying for extras", to make her customer happy, she SAID yes, so she went down on him, and blew some air on his pants near his crotch, she said ok all done. He says "wait that's it, I didn't feel anything" so she says "well you asked me I give you a BLOW job" lol

[Dave20151]

To give you*

[Asker]

I've thought of when a guy ask for a blow job giving him a blow dryer and be like her you can do it yourself just to be a bitch

[Creative_Catbug]

1. Blow jobs don't actually require blowing... you're not trying to create a balloon animal.

2. again... blowing... not so much

3. Just no

4. Flutes ftw

[Dave20151]

The floutists were always the hottest girls, although we did have some pretty hot trumpeters. This one trumpet girl, our sophomore year, was wearing the shortest skirt one day, and my friend, who plays and sat next to her, said he couldn't stop getting a turned in front because she couldn't cross her legs, to play. During marchin band, she was an archetype (dance team) but for orchestral band, she played. Man was she hot. I play clarinet

[Dave20151]

Getting turned on*

[Dave20151]

Arcette* (damn autocorrect)

[Asker]

Are u getting turned on because it sounds like it but one time at contest I was wearing this tight short skirt with no shorts because I forgot some and my friend pushed me and I almost fell you would of saw a lot and then a guy fucking hit me in the boobs like no honey go fuck yourself

[Dave20151]

It was in just a normal practice, it would have been expected at contest since you're supposed I dress for succeshe Re but, at practice, in the middle of a school day, might I add, she wore it, we were all like, really? You're seriously wearing that, to practice man, practice?

[Dave20151]

You're supposed to dress for success*, God I hate typing on the iPhone

[Asker]

I've worn a skirt to practice and I sat in my chair pulled it up because I had shorts underneath it and me and my guy trumpet player friend told dirty jokes and pickup lines to each other and we sang are part instead of playing it are band teacher was pissed it was so funny she threw a pencil at him but not me lol😂😂😂

[matheus_mb]

Actually I never thought about it. Interesting reasons you presented...

[Asker]

And I'm only 15 and I give good reasons to date me already😉

[matheus_mb]

Yeah, now imagine the good reasons you'll give when you're 21 :D

[Asker]

Want to hear a funny pickup line?

[matheus_mb]

Yes, why not?

[Asker]

I play the trumpet and the French horn so some people might say I'm good at blowing

[matheus_mb]

haha nice one, a technical one I'd say.

[Asker]

Let's make like a drum line and bang loud and hard for hours😂😂😂😂

[matheus_mb]

haha this one was better. I laughed here, good one to use.

[Asker]

My embouchure isn't just good for playing the trumpet if you know what I mean😉😏😋😂😂😂😂

[matheus_mb]

haha, I can imagine an aswer to this one already.

[Asker]

Is your face from McDonald because I'm lovin it

[matheus_mb]

This one reminds of a Master Card one, but it's not a pick up line, it's just something I invented to mock Math classes. It's good too though, I had never heard it.

[Asker]

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

[matheus_mb]

A good answer for this would be: just print the screen lol xD

Nice one too, another I had never heard. The ones I know are in Portuguese since I'm Brazilian, some won't make sense in English.

[Dave20151]

Ok we get it qa, you're now officially on here to flirt, stop!

[Asker]

I'm her to find a fuck buddy jk had to say it though😂😂😂

[matheus_mb]

haha, I almost believed this joke xD

[Asker]

Im funny when I'm running off of two hours of sleep

[diarrhea]

You don't understand how oral sex works and I'm glad

[Asker]

I could look it up or as a girl who's in my class lol

[diarrhea]

Please just don't, enjoy your innocence while it lasts. Leave the internet while you still can and never come back

[Asker]

Lol that's funny

[Asker]

If u ask any guy I talk to im naughty

[Dave20151]

And yet you say you have a boyfriend, are you reuse you're "naughty"

[Dave20151]

Sure*

[allnite69withme]

Believe me, there is no advantage because a person plays a wind instrument.

[ThatBritishLad]

But what if it's a skelly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv8PYqpnvVQ

[Xylem]

Haha no, triangle bell players give the best blowjob. Also triangle bell solo beats all music ever made.

[Asker]

What are the going to play the triangle when your getting your blow job?😂😂😂

[Xylem]

The symphony of destruction :P

[Asker]

U seem really horny just saying😜lol😂😂😂

[Xylem]

Ah not really xD

[Asker]

Lol just saying I could tell but I'm always talking to horny guys so

[Xylem]

Teens. Teens are always horny as hell.

[Asker]

I've notice that 17 year olds are the most horny

[Asker]

Pf guys of girls its 15 year old

[Xylem]

Everybody between age 15-20 long dream about sex all day long actually :D

[Asker]

Add some 14 year olds to that list I know some horny ones l

[Xylem]

So be it

[scuff1986]

i dated a sax player once, she gave good blowjobs, so i would date a trumpet player ;)

[the_unknown_panda]

Wow, now I'm sad my school has no trumpet players that are girls. Could you direct me to one? :)

[Asker]

I'm a girl trumpet player lol but I'm taken

[the_unknown_panda]

lol.

[Asker]

And in my trumpet group I'm the only girl and im in charge

[the_unknown_panda]

Congrats. I play double bass and I'm leader of my section at school , that's just because I'm the only person in the bass section.

[Strider90]

Never thought of this! Thank you for enlightening me. I will keep it in mind.

[Asker]

I'm heee to mame sure guys know this shit and I also play trumpet so lol

[takumii]

It would had meant something to me if you weren't a trumpet player.

It became a biased point of view once you said the word 'We'

[Dave20151]

Every qa is biased in some shape or form, they're writing about their own life, so they're looking for answers related to them

[takumii]

Not necesssarily , If i am asking about gay rights, does not make me a homosexual.