I hate ewoks, so i would rain godly vengeance upon their stupid little village
itd end up looking something like this
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I would have someone fetch me some berries and fish to eat and some build a bonfire and we would party hardy. Seems like the only appropriate thing to do haha
I'll wash them all with shampoo!.. I like it when something is fluffy and I like it when something smells pleasant!. ...
Not too well-versed in Star Wars, but the Ewoks are awesome. Always wanted to live in a tree village like that, haha. I'd be stoked that i'd be welcome there👍
i'd make them cook fried chicken and pizza for me
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Ask for a one-day accommodation and then bid farewell. :)
Of course... sit back enjoy some Ewok herbal tea... and listen to stories of the great Luke that once passed by. Probably ask if I can keep one... but probably not
I would most definitely stay, live, and rule that village just for the mere fact that they all look like adorable teddy bears!
Have Luke Skywalker around.. C3PO was almost burned "alive"!
I would put them to work in the mines as extremely cheap labor.
Turn it into a suicide cult and rid the galaxy of Ewoks.
Enjoy being the queen for some days then find a way to escape
I would try to teach them that I'm not God and then leave
I am ( insert name here ) God of the forest Teddy Bears also known as ewoks.
I don't want to be among Ewoks I'd rather be among the Wookies, space Sasquatches with railgun-crossbows who live for often over 500 years
I would tell them to act like civilized human beings
Bear it.
I'd be a benevolent Goddess. :)
I will be the greatest God. 😈
*Bring God some food*
I would use them for my divine plans :P
Cuddles for everyone!
I would be pleasantly surprised :D
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