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You are mine. Mine mine mine... lol
well, we are back... and did things change at first, no...
He asked why, since he hurt me so much. I got to understand him, his life, his family, his inner child... and still working together with him so that he can be the man he can be.
we are now living together and he is worth the love. He is starting to get it ❤️. Love is patient and kind...
when both can look deeply to work together through the difficult times, it’s part of the journey.
those who are negative about their exes... are not looking into themselves but pointing fingers at the other... typical way to deal with issues like our politicians and irresponsible parents.
I still talk to my exes husband like we are best friends. It’s my choice because I know I picked the right man to have children with. We are both trying our best to raise our children in two separate households.
he just told me to go get my scuba diving cert. with my boyfriend so that we can do scuba diving with the kids. he will get recertified while our son get it with him. Our daughter is getting it at summer camp.
our children are very lucky to have 4 amazing adults to love them... we are teaching them to appreciate life because they have nothing but the best of us 4
https://giphy.com/gifs/nsync-no-strings-attached-bye-U3Zu4YypMfl4NAvlYo
In the illustrious words of n*sync Bye bye bye
Wow, did he really? While you were still a couple?
@Brainsbeforebeauty yes. He didn't know I was going to come for his dad's funeral. We had been together for 5 years at that time
@yofuknutz no. He lives in Canada
Here's my thoughts
Thank you 💕
Wow, it looks like a lot of people have had bad relationships and breakups. I thought the point of dating and being in a relationship was to figure out if you are a compatible couple. To find out if marriage is a smart decision. Wow, many people are toxic. My advice, think of dating as getting to know someone and think of a boyfriend or a girlfriend as a trial run to perhaps getting married. It's way less painful then expecting everyone you encounter is you soulmate for life when you first meet. You will go through a lot of bad dates before you find a relationship. You will go through a lot of bad relationships before you find the right partner. Just indentify the un healthy people before you start the relationship. Good luck
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Depends on the ex. The first one I would drip to my knees and kiss her keister. Breaking up with her was the worst mistake of my life. She'd be 85 now if she's still alive. I lost track of her about 40 years ago.
All the rest can remain ex.
So the first one: "Oh God yes!"
The other ones: Same as your response.
She could be still alive.. My grandma 92
I suppose she could be but I think she has married and changed her name a long time ago as I have never been able to find her under the name I knew her by and I'm pretty good at finding people on line.

I believe the following below will go with my GIF well.
"Oh, dear God..."
"Oh, fuck no!"
"Gonna be sick..."
You and me both, that gif almost made me puke.. Thanks 🙄🤣🤣
Ah, come on. It's funny
Not right after I ate🤢
"Quit the drugs" "We on Punked?"
"You fucking wish" "Jump off bridge"
"Missed that train" "Shoulda thought twice"
"Nice try dumbass" "When Hell freezes"
"Find someone else" "Go off yourself"
"What a moron" "Swim in shit"
"You fucking serious?"
"Go to hell"
"Play in traffic"
😂 great list👍💯
Well goodbye Felicia
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It depends on the kind of break up:- but ranging anything from 'No thanks darlin'
To the worst sort of break up would probably be = F*** off C***
There are of course plenty of others in between those.
Oooooo can i add 'drop dead b1tch? or do you have to accept my first answer?
As long as I'm not the bitch you telling to drop dead, sure🤣🤣
No of course you're not! :O
Wait a sec? by saying that, am I implying you are a b, just not a b that I'm telling to drop dead?
Doh!!! Why do women have the ability to set SO many traps in just one sentence?
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I’ve only really even had one ex that I consider my girlfriend (yeah, I’m pretty innocent 😇) but if she contacted me and wanted me back, my first thoughts/reply would either be “Am I dreaming?” or is “Is this real?”.
That would be my first response but after that, if she confirmed it was really happening, I’d love to get back with her but wonder why it took so long for her to finally decide to come back to me but after that was sorted out I’d have to say to her “ I’d love that! Yes, let’s get back together!”
Then we’d plan for what to do next in our relationship, since it was a long distance relationship.
I'd say "sorry, but who are you? 🤔"
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As a lover of alliteration and brevity I'd not need 3 words.
"Laters loser"
Short and sweet🤣🤣
IT WOULD BE MORE THAN THREE WORDS PLUS 3 NUMBERS FIRST A NUMBER ONE, , MIDDLE FINGER THEN 911, THEN I WOULD SAY RUN 4 YOUR LIFE ,,, LOL
Lolol
I would just say 'No'. Cause you "Never let an old flame burn you twice"
Right!
Who is this?
LOL right! 🤣
It depends on which one it is.
If it was my ex-fiance, my three words would be, "Go fuck yourself!!"
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"It's your round"
"You all clear?"
"You F*cking joking?"
"Did we date?"
I mean I have to cover all bases lol
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more than 3 words. I can not honestly sum that up in 3 words to be honest.
Camo would have been an appropriate gift for her though.
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I would tell her "go fuck yourself." She ruined my life and cheated on me so I wouldn't ever take her back. I hate my ex because she's honestly a horrible person.
Sounds like it
“No, f*** you” 😂😂. Just kidding (kind of). I would say, “Sorry, but no”
Go with the first one lolol
-It wouldn't work
-Sorry, but no
-We deserve better
Nice
Me and my ex didn't break up for bad reasons, we had to part ways because of the distance.
Ah, so you'd maybe take her back?
yes ☺
I deadass wouldn’t even reply back to his bitch ass. Don’t come back because u and her didn’t work out: I am NOT a rebound
Right!!!
Anyway, if they’re your ex, they shouldn’t even b trying to rekindle. Move on and stop worrying about me. How you just look desperate!
It really depends on:
If she cheated: "Absolutely not happening."
If it was a bad break up: "I'd rather not."
If it was an amicable breakup with few problems and no cheating: "Maybe, lets talk."
Seriously? Fuck off.
PS: the 100th opinion here!!!
Congratulations for being the 100th opinion🤣
I've
Moved
On
idc if "I've" is technically "I have", let me have this
You got it👍😊
It would all depend on why we broke up in the first place.
Sorry for all the question invites lately
You good.. I just haven't been on here as much lately
@Brainsbeforebeauty ok if i sent you a new invite now?
"Let's have sex" People will say no to there ex but why would i say no to free sex? This time i won't be expecting her to actually stay commited and with me so my feelings won't be hurt when she leaves before that i might as well get some affection and sex. Then on 0.000000000000001% we stay together, well i would be happy with that because i wouldn't of dated one for them to be my Ex if i didn't want that in the first place.
But why though?
I just send her spam text messages or something like
Thank you for your recent purchase from Ashley furniture would you complete a quick 20 minute survey giving us feedback on your experience
Lololol
What bitch, what?
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Depends on the ex … in either respect, the response would be two words and not three. For the exes that shall forever remain exes, “Hard NO!” For certain other exes I have to respond with, “What changed?”
No thank you. That would be the most polite way to use 3 words I think.
Very polite
LOL! Hell no.
Are you crazy?
But I dont.
In your dreams.
Ha! You wish.
Who is this?
You f**king idiot.
And the list goes on.
Good list👍
Nothing in common
Our personalities, styles, and interests have drifted apart in the last 6-7 years, so it wouldn’t make any sense to get back together.
That door is closed.
Doesn't have that kind of feelings.
Have already had that happened multiple times.
She can't get higher than just friends after what she did over time that did grind away feelings.
Please go away.
I'm married now.
I'm not interested.
You're a whore.
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How about NO.
3words are too sticky for me. I need 1,2 or 12 words to feel good.
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Last one is me chasing them with a knife
Yikes lolol
1st* Where is --husband's name--? (looks down towards the basement)
2nd* Where is --husband's name--? (knocks along the walls)
3rd* Where is --husband's name--? (looks through the window, at the yard)
4th* Back in Texas?
Get over here
You moved so unless you can convince me that your destination is better than I'm staying here
Get lost, gold-digger!
and if that's 4 words?
Scram, gold digger!
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They can't even contact me after i say its over its really over there would not be a way they can contact me never again.
i would say "Have no time", then turn around and walk away.
Depends on how we broke up, but it will either be "Eh, why not." to "Aw HELL naw.".
You are welcome
Happy having you
Kiss kiss kiss
Love you darling
What has changed?
Good question.. Sadly most times nothing really does/has
For the exes: SO. MUCH. NO.
For the one who got away: Whatever you want.
Sorry, I'm married.
(but she knows that-we still exchange Christmas cards)
In my head it would be something like, “worthless skin bag”. Out loud, probably nothing. Or, “Du, Tada Muramawa”
Go To Hell.
Hear that!!
Nope. Want Commitment.
He wouldn't be able to reach me cause he"d be *BLOCKED*
If he tries to talk to me in public he wouldn't even get a chance to speak or even look at me.
No thank you (we are just friends now, no bad feelings)
If it was an ex that I didn't have a bad break up with I'd say: "Why is that?"
If it was my most recent ex it would be: Go to hell.
"Ummm... Let's not..."
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Well in my relationship i forgave her so much one day i woke up to seeing i can forgive anyone for anything abd that powerful
I would have to ask about the break up otherwise I would say " No F%%%ing " way LoL
"Lol never again" or "I'm gay now"
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I'm already taken. (You lost.)
That's five🤣
Okay then🤣
fuck off, respectfully 🥰
Haha like that👍😊
ty <3
Nope byeeee biaatchhhh!
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Nope Move On
LMBO
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Aaaaahhhhh! Get awaaaaayyyy!!!
Lolol
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