How to date the girl

[Anonymous]

Here's something you guys need to know about most girls.

1. If you're talking to her day and night, remember before you do this, you have to be sure you wouldn't suddenly leave her alone. That would break her heart.

2. Don't flirt with other girls

3. Don't make promises you can't keep

4. Send her cute texts occasionally, this will make her day

5. Be honest and always be there for her, because she's doing exactly the same to you

6. If you lost interest, don't try to make her stay anyway, tell her indirectly and let her go. It is not fair at all for someone to stay with a person who doesn't like them anymore. Don't waste her time.

7. Treat her right guys.

[Anonymous]

Ladies:

1. If you're talking to him day and night, remember before you do this, you have to be sure you wouldn't suddenly leave him alone. That would break his heart. Yes, guys have hearts, too!

2. Don't flirt with other guys

3. Don't make promises you can't keep

4. Send him cute texts occasionally. He may not admit this, but this will make his day

5. Be honest and always be there for him, because he's doing exactly the same for you

6. If you lose interest, give him the best sex of his life - as a "lovely parting gift" - and then let him go. It isn't fair to leave him with some sympathy sex. That way, you haven't totally wasted his time.

7. Treat him right ladies!

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[WombRaider]

6) What utter BS.

[myTake Owner]

I'm literally doing exactly the same things (except 6 because I still like him so much) but he have turned so indifferent, which broke my heart, and I have no idea what happened, he just lost interest I guess...

[Opinion Owner]

@WombRaider Obviously, you missed the point that #6 was intended only as humor. I'm not a Neanderthal dork!

[SunsetRose]

Yup, these work.

[Transigence]

Worst. Advice. EVER!

1. Don't worry. I'm not talking to her day and night anyway.
2. Bullshit. I know lots of guys are talking to you and I'm competing with them, so why should I be stuck on some "one-at-a-time" rule? Because it makes you uncomfortable to have to compete with other women? Get over it. It's probably not you anyway at this point.
3. I do that anyway. You'll notice I don't make a lot of promises at all.
4. Whatever, fine. But remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder.
5. Honesty and grit. I like it. I can do it. But I certainly don't assume that just because she has a vagina she's going to have honesty and grit, too. In fact, I'm going to expect her to lie to me, to manipulate my psychologically, and to dip on me as soon as things get a little bit tough. I will always have my guard up for this.
6. When it's over, I'll let her know DIRECTLY. And tell her why.
7. Vague, nebulous, loaded bullshit. I know what you mean by this, and NO I will not be treating her "right." She's a grown ass adult whose arms aren't broken. I'll hold the door open for her if I'm going through it, too, but she can let herself out of the car, and pull out her own chair, and get a damn job.

I swear, some of you girls have a really fucked up idea of love -- like a mash-up of the worst aspects of prehistoric gynocentrism, Victorian chivalry, and modern-day feminism all rolled up into one disgusting hot-pocket.

[VomitIII]

That hot pocket simile is one of the best things I've ever read.

[ColinHarvey]

@VomitIII agreed, bien.

[Anonymous]

Just lol at this BS rule.

1. Yeah keep talking to her day and night feeding her ego. Until she gets message by this guy:

Then drops your ass.

2. Just lol at biggest mistake ever. Women want men who other women find valuable. Flirting with other girls makes her appreciate more being with you and shows you are of value.

3. Lol again don't fall for this BS guys. Women want to hear beautiful lies rather than truth.

4. Again friendzone material. Guys who become women BFF texters sending emoji while in process of "dating" her will get friendzoned.

5. Again totally worse advice ever. Never make yourself too available or she'll think she has you wrapped up in your little finger and take you for granted. Keep these sloots guessing.

6. Just lol at women talking about this. Majority of you girls lose spark with your man but are too afraid to be single. So you string him along for months until you find someone better.
https://i.imgur.com/1SVLb7j.jpg

7. Only if she treats you right. Can't have sided relationship, but again women are self serving.

Take this girl advice and you'll be that guy listening to her complaints, having friendly conversations. Paying for dates. All the while she strings you along and goes on tinder at the end of the night to have this guy fuck her brains out

Women ain't worth dating in this day and age.

cf.girlsaskguys.com/.../...a-ac87-b429f719977e.jpg

[rocyurworld]

Sounds like you aren't worth dating. Maybe pick better women to date.

[Opinion Owner]

@rocyurworld Sounds like your just another typical female who throws insults back at men when faced with truth. U girls need to come up with new tricks.

[rocyurworld]

Ok, good luck with your newfound preference! Being gay is all the rage these days ☺️

[Opinion Owner]

@rocyurworld I heard asexual is making a comeback.

[rocyurworld]

Yeah you should go for it!😝

[Anonymous]

1. Good point. However, girls should also remember that. Anyway, don't whine without knowing the actual reason of suddenly leaving her alone. It could be an emergency, work situation or any problem related to phone/computer or anything reasonable. DO NOT REACT without knowing what exactly happened.

2. Agree. But I will be friendly with my female friends. Deal with it. I don't mind her getting friendly with her guy friends.

3. Kinda agree. Kinda disagree. You have to make some promises knowing that you probably can't keep them.

4. Sure!

5. Agree but honesty is not needed every damn time. Lies are part of life.

6. How to do that indirectly? While doing this indirectly I'm wasting my own time not her! Usually the girls play this indirect games.

7. Of course but girls should learn that 'treating nice' does not mean that guys are in her service.

[Redshift]

Did all of the above happily for 4 years. Even wanted us to live together. One month after graduating from university and starting her job she made a 180 turn. Became so cold and mean to me she literally left me 2 days after New Years without even bothering to break up.

[Spirit_Is_Free]

Good points - Two way honest and open communication is so important - Discover what works for you as a couple and keep working at it - How you do it may be different for every couple but what is important is you keep trying to do it.

[Conrad_Kelsiven]

Honestly, communication is probably worth a take by itself.

[Anonymous]

You mean how to be the nice guy in the freindzone of girl right.

[skeptic007]

lol guys do the opposite and she will stay around longer

[Lostsoulman]

"You want what you can't have"

[LittleSally]

If you want an idiot for your girlfriend - seems most guys do these days. Too afraid of competition.

[skeptic007]

@Lostsoulman
what are you talking about I can take any girl

[skeptic007]

@LittleSally
been talking too girls for a while now most aren't that smart in the fist place

[bloodmountain1990]

Yep, from my experience, acting overly interested and being too available only sends them the opposite direction, even if you're not trying to come off that way.

[skeptic007]

@bloodmountain1990
see he understands lol women

[bloodmountain1990]

Haha, i still won't ever 100% understand women but i do know that.

[skeptic007]

@bloodmountain1990
no I just hate when girls try too separate themselves from other girls
there stupid, most of them are the same there's very few if any that are different from each other

[bloodmountain1990]

I still have times where I'll see women who show a lot of interest on the date, suggest meeting up again, and hitting them up and even after giving them some space, they flake or never respond when i reach out to them. Not all have done that, but it's happened a bit. That's a total mind fuck to me.

[skeptic007]

@bloodmountain1990
there's plenty of videos online showing how girls think and you can see things and how one sided they are with themselves

I'll keep it simple they think there better than us men
LOL if only that was true

[bloodmountain1990]

But yeah when i see girls say I'm not like most other girls, an instant red flag pops up.

[skeptic007]

@bloodmountain1990
yup same those red flags go up for me too
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/26927132.jpg

this is what I think about when a girl says she is different

xhamster.com/.../beautiful_asian_facial_1.html
www.xvideos.com/.../cum_for_cover_redheads_drenched_in_cum_after_5_cock_deepthroat
www.xnxx.com/.../susan_ayn_facefuck_in_car

it never changes

[Scrambledagain]

😂😂😂 brilliant thread. Yeah take all the shit in this my take, reverse it and you are demon with women.

[skeptic007]

@Scrambledagain rather be honest than lie out my ass

[Goodgirl1]

@bloodmountain1990 It goes both ways, I guess and I agree with you it is wrong and impolite!

[bloodmountain1990]

@Goodgirl1 what comment are you referring to?

[DarkHumorRUs]

You forgot "be attractive". Trust me dude, I try to do all of this shit and I've gotten nowhere.

[Walls_and_Doors]

Why can't there be a 3 step version? I got confused.

[M_A_X]

lol "Tell her indirectly"

Why indirectly?

[BertMacklinFBI]

love your take because its so fucking short!

[Anonymous]

This is bs most girls are evil and have hidden agendas behind their actions

[Anonymous]

I did all of the above and got friendzoned

[Goodgirl1]

Sorry!

[Sixgun77]

I do all this stuff when given the chance.

[takumii]

Short and sweeet