7 Reasons Why Rich Guys Are So Awesome

[Anonymous]

1. They make you feel safe

A lot of money not only brings financial security, it can also buy safety and protection!

2. They have big...

They have big bank accounts. They have big chunks of money waiting in the bank.

3. They make a lot of money

You know what this means? More vacations, more parties, more shopping sprees, gifts and you can stay at home because he has a lot of money.

4. They're so powerful...

The more money you have, the more power you have.

5. They can VIP through a crowd

There would be no need to be stuck in a crowd. Look at Lebron go!

6. They are more manly

Breadwinners are more manly.

7. Your friends will be jealous

Most girls love rich guys more than they love tall guys. Your friends are jealous because they don't have a rich guy to spoil them but you are lucky enough to have a rich guy.

This is satire by the way. Seriously, make your own money.

#GetRich

[Amanda2]

I dated a millionaire that bought me expensive things and took me expensive places, bu never gave me his money physically in my hand. He always reminded me to never feel I am special if a guy throws his money at me, he does so because he simply can afford to. I also learnt that even though my man may be rich, his money is exactly his money, and not mines. If he leaves, he leaves with his money, unless we were married and I got alimony, so yes its always safer to make your own money.

[smølf]

"dated a millionaire that bought me expensive things..."

Ah you where a sugar babe or an expensive one man's prostitute.

" his money is exactly his money, and not mines. If he leaves, he leaves with his money, unless we were married and I got alimony"

Yes, the gold digger part.

"so yes its always safer to make your own money"

Indeed.

[Amanda2]

@smølf I find it funny that you judge my relationship with a man and refer to me as a gold digger because he was a millionaire. I was never his sugar baby, if that was the case I would have owned a house and a luxury car now. We were lovers but friends, I never felt inferior, I never wanted his money. I was just sharing my experience with this man no need for the name calling

[smølf]

No name calling, description of the facts you presented.

"We were lovers but friends" ... sure I you would have done the same with an old poor guy, sorry I do not believe you - I believe you are suffering from self-delusion.

You are right I can't possible know for sure, but I am telling you what is the mostly likely cause of your relationship, regardless of how you see it yourself.

I believe point 4 in this take is the main reason why you felt any attracted to him in the first place.

[Dee8774]

@smølf she never said he was old or younger. You don't have to be old to be rich.

[Amanda2]

@smølf boy get the fuck off my contribution to my post. You must be really lonely, fat and miserable and suffering from ED to impose your negative, self judging attitude on a forum where people choose to be honest. A quality your crusty ass would never have. On that note stop jerking your dick so hard, you're messing up your cognitive abilities.

[smølf]

@Amanda2

What a colourful languages you have.

[smølf]

@Dee8774
True, but young or old, in general, the most likely causes is point 4.

[aftermath]

@smølf dude I doubt this is gold digging haha. Like if she was really gold digging then wouldn't she be rich by the end of the relationship aswell since she dug up that gold?

[smølf]

@aftermath

Maybe in her case, there are always a few exceptions. He could have been a great guy regardless of his wealth, overall however, point 4 is what makes millionaire having young girls 'attracted' to them - let them go bankrupt and see how the young girls runs to get away.

[BlondeBlueEyes84]

If I were rich I would only disclose that to a girl after I really knew her and be sure she's really into me as a person. Just to make sure she's not a total gold-digger.

[99percentangel]

Smart!

[Dee8774]

It's so sad that's what a lot of people have to do after realizing not just people they date but friends too can take advantage if they know you have $$. I've heard, "oh you need to be honest in relationships, etc & not saying you have money is lying..."

[ElissaDido]

Lol haha thanks to my father we have the VIP pass thingy sometimes ><

[Omar5881]

I know the feeling 😂

[ElissaDido]

@Omar5881 Feels good xD

[Toad-1]

@Omar5881 cbi-blog.s3.amazonaws.com/.../...money-cropped.jpg

^^ you guys :P

[Omar5881]

@Toad-1 arab money 💵 😎😂😂

[Phoenix98]

A lot of rich men also commit suicide are lonely and suffer from things like depression among other things, because they think having money will fill the void they feel in their heart and soul, it isn't the case. You'd honestly be surprised how many rich people are actually crazy or psycho's there is a surprisingly high murder rate among the 1%.

[Phoenix98]

By the way can you give us an actual legitimate reason besides money?

[fuqthegovt]

Sounds like something a 99%er would say just because they are not the ones with the money and are wondering how to pay the rent next month. Name one 100-millionaire or a billionaire that has killed themselves in the past 50 years (it doesn't count if they died poor after smoking and shooting it all up). Hell, ever for that matter. Yeah thought so. Money may not be able to buy happiness but that doesn't mean it can't be rented in perpetuity. Who gives a shit about lonely if you have money and you can afford $5000/hr escorts? Hell a dozen of them all at once.

[Phoenix98]

@fuqthegovt

There you go bud a list of at least 10 millionares/rich people who committed suicide.

1. Paul Castle ( suicide )
2. Howard Worthington ( murder suicide )
3. Huibert Boumeester ( suicide )
4. Robin Williams ( suicide )
5. Christopher Foster ( murder suicide )
6. Adolf Merckle ( suicide )
7. Steve L Good ( suicide )
8. Eli M. Black ( suicide )
9. Wayne Pai ( suicide )
10. Pierre Beregovoy ( suicide )

It's also a statistical fact that suicide rates are higher in richer neighborhoods as well as with rich people themselves. And that they are far more likely to die via suicide.

I could also list people who belong to rich families who murdered their own families just so they could get their families wealth. That was either taken away from them or that they did not previously have access to.

And it matters because it doesn't fill the void they fill the emptiness that eventually drives some of them to depression and then suicide.

[fuqthegovt]

Eh apparently they weren't rich enough (assuming they weren't depressed, mental illness isn't affected by wealth alone if nothing is done about it). Millionaire doesn't mean much these days, that's actually just middle class. Some problems are expensive to solve and in some circumstances being poor entails fewer problems to deal with (ie cheaper just to live on welfare than work for nothing at a min wage job and lose all those benefits, no need to deal with the IRS, etc). $100M is better, and probably betting none of that list are billionaires. As far as killing for money that's nothing new, poor people do it as well. Hell I'd kill myself too if I were foolish enough to spend all my savings and borrowed against all future earnings to buy 5 million Powerball tickets then still didn't get the jackpot. Or killed my family in the hopes of getting a payday from multiple life insurance claims and then not getting them.

[Waffles731]

She said t his was satire dude

[BubbleBoy69]

Dude you so jelly.

[Amanda2]

True my ex died from a cocaine overdose, which was ruled as suicide

[BubbleBoy69]

@Amanda2 wtf

[Phoenix98]

@Waffles731 Lol I didn't see that, apparently *shurgs* o well.

@BubbleBoy69 actually I don't envy the rich at all, I just want enough money to live comfortable and pay the bills no more then that.

@Amanda2 was he rich or something?

[Amanda2]

@Phoenix98 that's how I feel too, I just want my finances to be stable and to live comfortably and happy. @BubbleBoy69 yes he was, not stinking rich he had a net worth a little over 2 million, he was an author, and a psychiatrist. He was good at playing poker face, a vile man when you got to know the real him. When I met him he was clean, but I guess in 3 years he had so much going on he had to use again.

[Phoenix98]

@Amanda2 Yeah lol people think a ton of money is a blessing but not as much as they think and nice.

[Dee8774]

@fuqthegovt growing up with an extremely rich family (mom's side), it's true, money CAN poison some (a lot) of people, you may not see it unless you're part of their family, inner circle, etc. Both my grandparents are miserable, depressed and alone. They divorced each other at an older age and they have more money than they could ever spend. My grandma uses her money to control others, which that trait trickled down to all her kids (my aunts, uncle and my mother). My mother and I haven't spoken in years. After she got millions from my grandparents selling their business, she became jealous, controlling, bitter, insecure and vindictive on a way bigger scale than she was before $$. On the outside her life looks perfect, charming, blessed, fun, exciting, etc., knowing her though, it's far from it, but my family excels at portraying an image they want people to see them as. She has friends but doesn't let anyone really know who she is other than on a superficial level.

[AynonOMouse]

The best part is that they have so much that others get jealous. The poor guy riding his bike back and forth to his minimum wage job every day sees it and slowly anger builds up inside until he decides that he will take what he wants.

Next thing you know, the rich person's kid is kidnapped on the way home from school for ransom, or the house is burgularized when the rich guy is at work or away on a week long business trip.
Or there is a home invasion that kills the rich guy and his family and they don't know how to fight back because they are too used to the easy life and can't handle the struggles that the more common folk deal with.

[fuqthegovt]

The real rich guys have their own armed body guards that won't hesitate to kill anyone that even looks like they are going to touch any of their property and have the army of lawyers to sweep the aftermath under the rug, forget burglarizing it. Also forget about them actually giving a shit if you kidnap their kid. They most likely wouldn't even notice they have been kidnapped since being shipped off to a private school overseas years before. That would be me if I ever won a $500M Powerball jackpot. Then again I'd probably just skip all that and take the cash and then head to Singapore asap before next April 15th while laughing at all you poor people (there are almost no poor people in Singapore to worry about).

[Anonymous]

my man is very rich, in real life he look like an avarage person, plain t-shirt, plain jeans.
Also, he was rich but he knew the cost of money and he tried to save money on everything. Like he usually got cheap haircuts (but it looked good anyway) and he tried to pay less money when he can even for the cheapest things...
He also, worked a lot, but had more freedom, and yes we went traveling and he bought me presents. I never asked him, but he just did it, bcoz he cared about me.
If u meet him on the street u ll never know he is rich

[WalterRadio]

I am rich, and it isn't all satire.

The reality is that I could be standing next to you at the grocery store and you would have no idea that I am rich. There are too many guys who appear rich who are only in debt and many rich guys who appear normal... until you get to know him.

[Browneye57]

Thank you. Till I got to the end I was like, GOLD DIGGER. :)

Unfortunately if you're preoccupied with going after the almighty dollar like so many men do, you miss out on so much of what life has to offer.

Try for moderation in everything you do, pursue the things you enjoy and that interest you, be honest, work hard, and everything else will fall into place.

[Unit1]

We know...
cf.girlsaskguys.com/.../...2-a6d8-74ff013d68c1.jpg
Gold digger

[AhGojira]

Here you go... For less than 200 you can feel your safe every day...
www.amazon.com/.../154-0449370-3655456

[Anonymous]

Lol wow - but then you have to live with a finance bro and keep yourself in trophy wife shape and nah.
Not bashing on all rich people. Just the stereotypical image (and I know quite a few finance bros so I do know what I'm talking about. I also know a lot of really nice rich people - to the best of my knowledge.).
Financial security ftw but I don't care about the parties and stuff like that.

[Opinion Owner]

*attempts at financial security

[Anonymous]

Good take but the real take should be about how a girl can land these rich guys as husbands rather than be pumped and dumped in their limo. Or how about a question as to what a girl has to bring to the table to land a wealthy successful good looking guy other than mere looks after all these guys can pay for the services of amazing looking women.

[NotTheFBI]

For a second I had to check the link to see if I was on Buzzfeed lol. :v
Then you mentioned it was satire... however, there are a fair number of women that think this way seriously... hmm...

[Stacyzee]

All of the butt hurt men with dust bunnies crawling out their pockets will attack you for this!

[Triss]

Lol girl excuse me but when I started to read this I was like wtf? O_o but it was a satire so yea I'm gonna say good satire

[Thrifty]

lol. i ain't callin u a gold digger but u ain't messing with no broke _______

[Unit1]

nigguh xD :D

[Timidminute]

So the Beatles were wrong-money can buy you love. Well, love for money (as long as it doesn't run out). But when you're past your prime, will he keep you around, or go on to a "newer model"?

[Dee8774]

Money can't buy you love. It may get you a spouse, S. O., etc but not love.

[fuqthegovt]

@Dee8774 Maybe not buy it but sure can rent it.

[John_Doesnt]

I knew this had to be satire because rich men won't make you safe. In fact a lot of women are murdered by rich guys and they get away with it because they're so rich.

[niahc]

I'd rather have a hardworking man than a rich man. Rich man have huge egos and are usually shallow pricks. Nothing in this world is truly free.

[Regulatus]

Why is this labeled as satire? Its a spot on summary of how females think

[Unit1]

Sad but true!

[Riggers]

Haha. It's a shame that this "satire" isn't actually how shit works.

[Summer_Bunny]

https://youtu.be/6vwNcNOTVzY