7 Reasons Why Rich Guys Are So Awesome (Page 2)

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>>>>>>"Reasons Why Rich Guys Are So Awesome"
>>>>>>"3. They make a lot of money"

LOL :D

[Anonymous]

And in return, women only can offer sex. The only thing they are worth it. So sad.

Easy life, right? I don't have any respect for scrounger, social climber goldiggers... Crap!!!

[fuqthegovt]

At least they are smart enough to sell it instead of give it away for free. Hell If I were an attractive female I'd be a whore too making more than most doctors and lawyers, respect doesn't pay the rent or buy a 2nd condo so don't need that.

[Raymond_Reddington]

This isn't satire and you know it. The only reason why you said that was to reduce the amount of hate comments you already knew you'd get.

[crazyymann]

The money is against the nature.
Healthy life is from only nature not money.
if you get cancer or etc, your money will not help you.
The money is not actually the power.

[fuqthegovt]

So says poor people. Cancer with money = cryo sleep at Alcor until they have a cure, even if it takes centuries. Poor people can't do that since it costs $200k and about $20k a year for maintenance.

[Dee8774]

@fuqthegovt lol. Cyro Sleep is for the delusional caused by desperation. You can't freeze someone and bring them back to life. So @crazyymann is correct.

[fuqthegovt]

@Dee8774 Funny we atheists say that about teh superstitious nuts tha tthin kan afterlife is real. Of course we can't bring them back to life. Not yet, that's the whole point, waiting for tech to advance enough to do so. Unless humans go completely extinct by their own doing at some point (possible but unlikely as numerous as humans are) it's inevitable, just a matter of when. I prefer relying on that than not doing anything and hoping my wishful thinking makes an afterlife real. Like the saying goes wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up quicker.

[Dee8774]

@fuqthegovt I'm far from an atheist. You can't bring someone back to life, there will never be advances in technology that can bring someone back to life. The people that allowed themselves to be frozen in the hopes of being alive again in the future are whack jobs. When your time is up your time is up, why would anyone even want to come back 200 years later when everyone, everything they know has been long gone.

[fuqthegovt]

@Dee8774 So you can predict the future until the end of time with 100% accuracy now? Can you let me know when the Powerball jackpot hits $500M again and the winning numbers for that? lol. Just remember most people said airplanes and all other heavier-than-air objects other than birds could never fly either. Unfortunately I had no say on when I was born but the 20/21st century sucks from where I'm standing. That doesn't mean I have to make do with it or just accept it and 1500+ others agree www.alcor.org/AboutAlcor/membershipstats.html and that's just with 1 company (there's several worldwide). To me the whack jobs are the ones that simply do nothing but lie down and accept their fate or wait on some invisible sky daddy to come save them or self-delude themselves into thinking there's an eternal afterlife when there's most likely simply nothing. All evidence points to that the equivalent of betting on a bad horse.

[fuqthegovt]

@Dee8774 And as far as social relations those come and go anyway for various reasons, no need to sleep for centuries only to wake up with everyone you knew now dead. I keep no such connections (never needed them), no ties to anything makes such decisions a lot easier.

[YourFutureEx]

This is REALITY!
#GetRichOrDieTrying

[anonman32]

What makes you think you will be spending his money?

[BubbleBoy69]

"I can make a broke bitch rich
But I don't fuck with broke bitches"

[Dee8774]

Wishful thinking. Probably delusion.

[fuqthegovt]

This is either satire or written by a girl that works on Backpage. Hard to tell which.

[99percentangel]

She literally said it was satire at the end of the take...

[fuqthegovt]

@99percentangel Yeah I didn't even read that last sentence I was laughing so hard.

[PlzJustDie]

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[Omar5881]

Hater 😂

[Dimmu]

Ok but what you have to offer in return
Spreading your legs is nothing special, all women come with this feature

[Smmyskittles]

Who says all women want you? :O

[Dimmu]

@Smmyskittles
Women do
But it doesn't make me comfortable
Still that wasn't my question
Women want equal rights but not equal duties
You know what , I always claim I'm poor as fuck when I first get to know new girls just to avoid that kind of people

[Smmyskittles]

Some women do

Some women want equal rights, but not equal duties.

- Good. Make the gold diggers flee.

[Dimmu]

@Smmyskittles
That's what I'm saying
If you're a gold digger then what you have to offer , cause spreading legs is not something special

[Smmyskittles]

Should have specified.

"As a Gold digger what do you have to offer besides p*ssy?"

[Dimmu]

@Smmyskittles I dunno
I'm specifying that cause women thinks that is something

What I mean is , why would a man want to marry if she's gonna own half of his money if she cheated him? and at the same time he has to be a woman in the relationship

[Smmyskittles]

Make the woman sign a pre-nup. That way, when you split, you get with what you started with. Each one gets their own stuff and have kids 50/50.

I'd sign one, with certain conditions. Wrote about it somewhere on here.

[Dimmu]

@Smmyskittles
If I have that mindset with some girl
I won't marry her

[Dimmu]

My current woman, I offered her everything I own but she refused, that's what I'm into

[Puppylove94]

lmao if you didn't say it was satire at the end i would have thought you were being serious

[Luci92]

Glad this is satire, nice take!

[bustas]

Lol , nice one. Some people dont bother to read until the end , though ,; p

[Anonymous]

All summed up as "he can give me stuff I don't have, and I am too lazy to get"

[NatashaBeauty]

My boyfriend daddy and brothers are rich and so am I

[Dee8774]

That's awesome!! So, you can afford to take grammar lessons.

[Tizzon]

@Dee8774 haha

[NatashaBeauty]

@Dee8774 For what? If any one needs grammar lessons, it's you, love.

[Anonymous]

You said this was satire but i agree with all of your points. I need a rich man in my life

[smølf]

If you look good visit Trump, he is always on the lookout.

[scooogy]

If I hadn't read the "Satire" line, I'd have answered that these reasons were just dumb.

[Sabretooth]

all pluses... til all their money's gone-then they're nobody.

[fuqthegovt]

That's why you don't put all the eggs in one basket. Do you honestly think Warren Bufffet, Bill Gates (that was worth $100B back in the 1990's), etc will ever run out of money? At this point it would be difficult even if they tried to spend it all, unless they outright gave it all away or made the world's biggest bonfire out of Benjamins. It's not a gamble if you own the house, since the house always wins.

[Raymond_Reddington]

@fuqthegovt unless somebody would rob him.

[fuqthegovt]

@Raymond_Reddington And how would the robbers do that? It would probably be only slightly harder to rob Fort Knox. Some guys back in 1983 kidnapped Freddy Heineken (the billionaire beer brewer) and held him for $16M ransom. All of them ended up in prison and most of the money recovered. If that was attempted today his personal security detail (if you are rich it's silly not to have your own military) would probably kill them on site. $16M in $100's weighs 352 lbs. It's no wonder they were busted trying to run with that. And if it were done electronically it would be even easier to follow the money and bust them (unless they are North Korea), even though SSL encryption has never been broken even with 128bit, and they have 2048bit now since trillions of e-dollars a day use it to move internationally.

[Raymond_Reddington]

@fuqthegovt de Heineken ontvoering was ages ago. New technology new ways rob someone. It's hard, not impossible.

[fuqthegovt]

@Raymond_Reddington Don't hear of Bill Gates getting robbed. He still has $79B so if anyone was targeted it would be him. Actually it would probably be Carlos Slim ($72B), given all of Mexico's corruption. Then again he possibly was the one doing the corrupting.

[Raymond_Reddington]

@fuqthegovt why not both?

[fuqthegovt]

@Raymond_Reddington yeah sure why not if you have the manpower for it.

[Raymond_Reddington]

@fuqthegovt you really think Raymond Reddington doesn't have the manpower to rob two guys?

[fuqthegovt]

@Raymond_Reddington You will probably need it. I don't know Bill Gates personally. He may be the vengeful type and send an assassin army after you. I would, even if I had to bribe every cop, detective, DA and Judge handling the case to sweep it under the rug after. Quite possible this has already happened and the media just never got wind of it.

[Raymond_Reddington]

@fuqthegovt if the robber has brains he won't leave a paper trail.

[Anonymous]

This isn't a satire you and most other women probably really feel that way.

[Anonymous]

This is why if I ever become rich, I would use women as toys then discard them when bored.

[fuqthegovt]

Hell I do that anyway. When dual-wielding MasterCard and Visa the illusion of rich is easy enough to pass off.

[Dee8774]

@fuqthegovt yeah, my friends in college had a saying for your type, "the $30k a year millionaire." Lives with Roommates, leases his Benz, sports a fake Rolex. In other words; a Douche.

[PurpleTeardrops2]

Rich guys are nice lol