1. Follow a bunch of random chicks on Instagram.
Seems innocent because hey, every other dude does the same, right? Well no. Additionally, commenting like some thirsty bozo under their pictures? Congrats buddy, you've managed to successfully disappoint your girlfriend.
2. Use your phone when she's touching you.
My boyfriend once used his phone the whole time while I showed him affection even going as far as to stroking his penis, only to get flat out ignored. Had he said "No, I'm not in the mood", I'd have understood. Guys, you may think it's nothing but she's longing for your attention. Keep away that phone, please.
3. Store pictures of your exes on your phone.
Even worse, still have nudes of your exes? Well done.
4. Ask for a threesome.
Seems pretty harmless to ask, doesn't it? Well, don't even try. Unless she's really really really open sexually and you're in an open relationship, keep that fantasy to yourself unless you want your girlfriend to be haunted by your question forever. Us girls tend to feel insecure even if you may not mean it like that.
5. Tell her that her friends are hot.
Even if they are, don't reveal it to your girlfriend. Yeah some girls are open with that but the general consensus considers it a red flag. Hence, keep your dick sealed because it shall only belong to her for the time being. ;)
6. Pee at the toilet seat.
I'm serious. If you're not going to aim properly, at least have the decency to wipe it off. Be considerate, thank you.
7. Be online in WhatsApp and take ages to reply.
Then after 2828832740384759211 hours, text her like nothing happened.
8. Jumping right into sex instead of foreplay.
Ergh. Let's just assume Kim Fung Toi is the secret code name for vagina. Don't expect us to be horny right away, pfft.
9. You only call us "Babe" or "Baby".
I mean it can be sweet. But sometimes a creative nickname is much more appreciated. Put in some effort, gosh. Heck, even saying our name can feel lovely.
10. Don't embarrass us on social media.
Maybe you'd like to boast to your friends but GOD PLEASE NO. It's cringe-worthy. Staph.