Subtle Ways To Disappoint Your Girlfriend (Page 2)
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''Don't expect us to be horny right away, pfft.''
I love it when girls blame guys for not having high libidos. I have met women who dont need any foreplay, then I have heard stories of girls who need a hour of foreplay. Also, every other guy is not following some girl on Instagram, the majority of guys dont even have instagram.
Lol, these are not subtle ways.
Those guys are NOT quality boyfriend material.
the guess what we did meme was so cringe worthy. omg.
I disappoint her every time I pull my pants down or open my bank account.
And yet, she still agreeed to get married to me 😂😜!
Wiping your cock on the curtains. That's goes down like a lead balloon. Pissing on her when she's asleeps a bad idea as well
All valid, a part 2 for the other perspective would be nice
If she leaves the toilet seat down at my place, expect it to get peed upon. I'll leave hers down if she leaves mine up.
But here's the thing... 🤔 Most women think that if you are having trouble aiming for a hole that big...😏
@Poppykate Its not about missing the hole. Every guy is going to get some pee on the seat because the intensity is not always the same and there will always be some dripping when your done. Sometimes it can be flawless, but it's like winning 50 to 100 points on skee ball every time.
3 of these are fair enough.
Only 3.
Please dont ever talk for all girls again because most of these are fucking stupid.
I don't give a fuck if you find these stupid. It can be helpful for some. Ciao.
Helpful to who? All this does is make it look like if a guy does ANYTHING then BAM he's in trouble with his girlfriend!
Whats wrong with following people online?
Whats wrong with asking to expand your sex life?
Whats wrong with keeping photos?
Whats wrong with having EYES?
If you're communicating on Whatsapp instead of text then you're the issue not them having other things to do than cater to your clingy and entitled vagina.
This isn't helpful to anyone except guys who are now realising that YOU are not date worthy because you're fucking hard work, clearly.
Look you're that girl who's ok with an open relationship. Look around and see how many are open to that idea. And there's a difference between "trouble" and "disappoint" but meh, I won't bother explaining. You can shut your rude, entitled ass up now, go post your perfect version now then. See how many girls are okay with an open, fairytale uncommitted relationship like yours.
You're the rude one, myTake Owner.
She just stated, that you shouldn't speak for every women on earth. Even if a lot of girls aren't open for threesomes, there are thousand who don't mind at least talking about it. Nobody should have to hide his/her fantasies inside a healthy releationship.
You shouldn't force someone to get rid of cherished memories (photos) and if you're to insecure to let your man look at other, that's your fault, not his.
@Missingno I'm rude yes because bitchiness begets bitchiness. Listen up, here's the thing. I don't give a fuck if my man looks at other girls. I'm not insecure. Just because I don't want my man to say MY FRIENDS are hot, doesn't mean I'm insecure. Now, another thing is I don't give a fuck if my man and I are talking on the topic of fantasies and I like getting to know him better yes but asking me to do a threesome is a NO. Yeah, doesn't apply to y'all but applies to many. And you say cherished photos? Cherished photos like nudes and selfies? God, I'm out of this argument. Say what y'all want, not all articles out there on this site are gonna apply to EVERYONE obviously. But at least it's helpful for many out there. Bye felicia
@Asker BaileyisDarcy is just argumentative by nature and likes to start shit with other posters on here. Don't let it get to you
@pooper89 Alright got it thank you :D
I love this MY Take :)
Thank you so much💋
Are you dating a child? Perhaps you just need better taste in men
Got ex's photos? Move them to a cloud storage. Problem solved. Nobody can touch clouds. Go for some more secure one like google drive. Needless to say don't use your regular google account. LOL
As if it was a guys only purpose in life not to disappoint their girlfriend xD
got it move pictures of exs to a more secure location
Why would you want to keep pics of exes
I have a privacy setting on my phone that allows me to keep hidden pictures.
@pooper89 Memories i guess I don't know but if you do i'm just saying it could be hidden a bit better than just in the pictures on your phone that you partner clearly burrows.
Thanks, I'll have to try these!
1. Get over it. Likes mean nothing.
2. This is a largely female habit. Can't put their phones away for 2 mins!
3. Why are you even going through his phone?
I know right! There is probably... 🤔 3 I don't like. The peeing on the toilet seat is the big one! But that is easy fixed! You give him 2 warning. If that doesn't work, you pee on the seat and make him sit his naked ass on it! It's only fair! Problem solved!
Not to be feminist but you should make make this about both genders
Haha.. helpful information.
Babe, you should put effort into not disappointing men, too.
Hilarious.