Calculating Male value on the S€xual Marketplace (Trigger warning) REVERSED from the previous take

[Yads_Is_Back]

Okay, so this is the reverse of the take Calculating Female value on the S€xual Marketplace for Marriage (Trigger warning) posted by @British_Empire_1707 . I don't agree with any of these and there are MANY more conditions by which we select men, which is a good thing, but since this is kind of just a reverse of the previous, let's see how the males rank now.

Maturity
Acts like a toddler : - 15 points
Acts like a teenager : 0 points
Acts his age (man) : +30 points
Acts mature with a touch of wisdom : +50 points

Attitude
Conceited: - 30 points
Confident: 50 points
Careless: 0 points
Miserable : -10 points

Height:
<5'7" : 0 points
5'8"-5'9" : 10 points
5'10"-5'11" : 20 points
6'-6'1" : 30 points
6'2"-6'3" : 40 points

Children:
Wants children = 50 points
Has children: - 5 points
Has children he doesn't take care of or claim: - 20 points
Doesn't want children: 0 points

Size (pants waist):
23-27 : 5 points
28-34 : 50 points
35-38 : 35 points
39-43 : 20 points
43-48 : 0 points
49-52 : - 10 points

Build
Thin/Skinny : 20 points
Fit : 40 points
Athletic : 50 points
Average : 30 points
Muscular/Toned : 60 points
Dad bod : 10 points
Fat : 0 points
Obese : - 10 points

Charisma and Social Skills:
Won't communicate : - 10 points
Sucks at communication : 0 points
Bad : 10 points
Average : 20 points
Excellent : 40 points
Amazing : 50 points

Everyday Life
Plays video games > 2 hours a day : - 10 points
Socializes in person a lot : +30 points
Stays home / introverted / tends to be a loner : 0 points

Face
Handsome: 50 points
Cute: 30 points
Average: 10 points
Below Average: 0 points

Education
University masters = 50
University bachelors= 40 points
University graduate= 30 points
Technical college = 20 points
High school = 10 points
No education = 0 points

Eye Color
Blue= 40 points
Green= 30 points
Hazel= 20 points
Brown= 10 points

Virtue
Virgin= 60 points
1 previous lover= 40 points
2 previous lovers = 30 points
3 previous lovers = 20 points
4 previous lovers = 10 points
5+ previous lovers = 0 points

Dick Size
<6" : 0 points
6"-6.9" : 10 points
7"-7.5" : 20 points
7.6"-8" : 30 points
8"-9" : 40 points

If you're man enough to show it then let's see what you get :)

*If you post anon, be sure to figure in the - 10 on the attitude part. Confidence matters.

*****NOTE: As I said, these are not standards of how women pick men, but they are common preferences in a biased view (my own) just for the fun of flipping the take previously mentioned above. It's just a fun experiment, nothing else.
With that said, it DOES prove a point. Given that I scored a 420 on the other one for women, it's reasonable for me to demand at least a 420 here while not being a hypocrite because I met that standard myself. (And I put a few more categories on this one, so I'm giving the guys an advantage, actually, because of more ways to score points. Giving you the extra benefit here, guys.)
And again, it's just a game. Doesn't mean anything apart from the point above being proved, which is shared in both this and @British_Empire_1707 's take.

[Wewladdy]

Most of your posts seem pretty bright but honestly this one seems full on retard. So much wrong with it. Like, factually wrong. Standards so high only like 1/100th if even that of all men could meet. It's like me saying a woman has to be this height, weight, have this hair and eye color, cup size, interests, job, etc. She has to be an innie, not an outtie, even. C'mon.

[Wewladdy]

Don't know how to edit posts (can you even do that on this app, serious question?) But doing a little more math, not only could 1/100ths of men not meet these standards, but I'd wager 1 in every 300 even would be a stretch.

[Yads_Is_Back]

Well considering that it’s SUPPOSED to be wrong and not real, yeah 🤣

[Wewladdy]

My God am I retarded lmao. Didn't realize you just made a reverse-copy of a guy's post. Durrrrrr.

[Wewladdy]

I commented just like 10 minutes after I woke up, that's my excuse!

[UncleJessieRabbit]

Good point. I'm sure there will be less rejection if people didn't focus their standards on numbers so much and wanted the chance to know a person at least. Which is why I believe online dating has been a failure, or at least increased the difficulty of it.

[Yads_Is_Back]

@UncleJessieRabbit Yeah, I’ve never done the online thing and won’t. But yes it’s a big issue when somebody is being hypocritical about it. But also consider that some people are completely turned off by certain things and therefore cannot love the person with it. It cuts it out. For example, a criminal record. There are some things (not mentioned in this) that are dealbreakers for me that I just can’t and won’t accept in a guy, no matter how much he loves me. I’ve made a guy cry over that before; he loved me and was really good to me at first but I couldn’t love him back. Not proud of it and I feel bad for him, but... Sometimes it’s best to stay single instead of pretending to love something you can’t force yourself to love. Better to not do that and just stay single

[MzAsh]

My qualifications of a man would have to be a book haha. But don’t worry, I’ve already the one man in existence who meets all my requirements.

[Yads_Is_Back]

Mine would too 🤣 I know what you mean

[Silverio_Stieger]

I know what you mean too. Actually despite the standards game (for male/female shopping), the right one don't necessarily must have all those "good" requirements, as long as he/she meets, as you said, all our requirements

[Avicenna]

Well, just for kicks, it was 435 (I subtracted 15 for my three kids but added 50 for wanting kids).

[Guy13]

Again, one of the each to their own thing.

[MCheetah]

Ugh. This post makes me feel kinda offended, and I never get offended by anything but stupidity. I mean, I know OP said she just copied this from another user's female-judging post, but I've seen real women on Reddit make these before. And assuming this was real, I'd have to say the person who made it was a hardline conservative male who was also a virgin over six feet tall. So many of the rankings have a bias to them, that suggests preferential treatment to right-leaning men who are average in everything but height. Once again, I know this isn't real in regards to @yads_is_back, but women on Reddit have made a real version of this, which I once mocked.

With all that said, here is how I measure up:

- Act my age: 30 points
- Careless attitude: 0 points
- 5'11": 20 points (though honestly, this should be a "0" or "-10" in points)
- Doesn't want children: 0 points
- Size; I'm a size 43 exactly, so I don't know where I rank here; let's just assume "43-48" was a typo and 44 was meant: 20 points
- Build: -10 points, since I weigh 280 lbs and going by a BMI of 39, I am technically "obese."
- Excellent communicator: 40 points
- Stays home / introverted / tends to be a loner: 0 points
- Face: Below Average, if I were judging: 0 points (see picture below)
- University masters: 50 points
- Brown: 10 points
- Without going into my sexual history here, I'm just going to cut the difference at 40 points.
- Dick: 10 points (though this should really be zero, as it's not a good length or size)

So... I rank at a 210 out of a 620 virgin Bruce Wayne, which means I'm only about 34% dateable... Seems way too high!

This is how I currently look; sans the suit.

[Yads_Is_Back]

Well there’s a first for everything 😂lol but seriously, I can’t speak for the women on Reddit. But considering there are male posts of it too, just like the one I gave a link of, one gender is no more innocent than the other. Everybody has issues, let’s be real lol

[Grond21]

Maturity
Acts mature with a touch of wisdom : 50 points


Attitude
Confident: 50 points


Height:
6'-6'1" : 30 points


Children:
Wants children = 50 points


Size (pants waist)
28-34 : 50 points


Build
Fit : 40 points


Charisma and Social Skills:
Excellent : 40 points


Everyday Life
Stays home / introverted / tends to be a loner : 0 points


Face
Cute: 30 points


Education
University bachelors= 40 points


Eye Color
Green= 30 points


Virtue
Virgin= 60 points


Dick Size
6"-6.9" : 10 points




Total = 480




Attitude was a bit too black and white. I'm not as confident as I want to be.
Build is in-between fit and average.
Charisma is lower than my communication skills
Everyday is hard to say, especially during Covid
And I have no idea about my face.


The rest are accurate though

[Yads_Is_Back]

Damn 😦🤭

[Grond21]

High score?

[Yads_Is_Back]

Yep. That’s good

[Grond21]

I'm glad you like it 😊

[blondfrog]

How did you come up with some of these calculations though? lol. So obese gets 10 points but fat gets 0? Obese is heavier than fat lol. Also the education thing is one of the things I have to disagree with. Well there is more but those don't bother me cause they are your opinions and I am okay with that. I only have my associates degree and because of experience and a little bit of luck and a lot of hard work towards my career I have been ending up getting better and higher level jobs in my field. Somebody like me in my profession with IT can get a certification and end up landing a really high paying job. Take SQL for instance. Also I will say one more thing. Somebody like me doesn't fit most of your criteria and lets just say a woman like or with your standards has been attracted to me. This is my nice way of putting it. Even if the attraction was short lasting she was still attracted to me. I think you know what I am talking about. Lets see I am 5'8 technically 5'7 and half because throughout the day you become a little bit shorter as the day progresses. Last time I was muscular tone was in high school. Usually have been skinny most of my life. Brown eyes, definitely below average in terms of attraction. At least next to the photos of those guys you posted. On top of that I have like 4 different auto immune disease. One being super obvious. As you can tell I don't even have any eyebrows.

[Yads_Is_Back]

I explained this in the description lol
And some of the values are negative. The value for obese is -10.

[blondfrog]

Oh I do see obese -10. Sorry lol its early in the morning. Still some of these don't make sense to me. Mainly the education one.

[Yads_Is_Back]

Read the description 🤦🏻‍♀️Lol

[blondfrog]

I did its not your standards. So what is your actual calculation? Curious to know.

[Yads_Is_Back]

That would take me like half a day to write 😂

[blondfrog]

You should do it lol. Think of it as a journey to accomplishing something great lol. I would read that mytake. Cause I mean if you are going to post standards they might as well be yours. It would give guys real insight on how women think, even though it would be just your opinion one person. If I wanna know how to milk a cow I would ask the cow if it could talk lol.

[Silverio_Stieger]

Well, I'm good for your standards 😏 : 450 lady 😎 also I have the advantage of being half latino half caucasian, it means I blend perfectly both hemispheres. Plus, I'm aquarius-gemini ascendant, meaning a lot of fun with me (socially and privately)

Otherwise, I don't agree with the dick thing. In fact most of the girls (for real) fantasizes with a BC (BBC or BWC, doesn't really matters actually), but then when they face one (again, for real) often results in a nightmare for them: they're shallow, they're narrow, it hurts them, it hurts more than they like, etc.

[Yads_Is_Back]

I’m 100% latina, and you’re right, you halves tend to fit in lol

[Yads_Is_Back]

My babies are gonna be half too lol

[Silverio_Stieger]

🇨🇵🇲🇽 here, and you?

[Yads_Is_Back]

Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

[Yads_Is_Back]

And my man is white and blonde, so a beautiful mix

[Silverio_Stieger]

Sip, seguro van a salir bien lind@s tus bebés

[Natehunter199]

MATURITY- Im mature with a touch of wisdom but after some drinks the redneck will come out +50-10=40
:AUDITED- Confident +50
:HIGHT- Im 6 foot +30
:CHILDREN-Have 2 kids +5
:SIZE- 31in waist +50
:CHARISMA & SOCIAL SKILLS +40
:EVERY DAY LIFE +30
:FACE-Cute +30
:EDUCATION- Sarted at a university and fished up in the military +25
:EYE COLOR-Blue + 40
:VIRTUE-Only one lover, married high school sweetheart +40
:DICK SIZE-🤔 You choose, but im not loosing 10 points on confidence

[Natehunter199]

Forgot BUILD- Had a athletic build but i think covid droped me down to fit +40

And it won't let me had a picture. So make up a number for me on dick size

[Gravit1]

I got 460, but I cheated. I'm just under 6'2" so I added 35 points. I averaged my attitude between confidant, careless, and miserable gaining 20 points. I care deeply, but that can make me miserable so to be more confident I have to let go and let God control. I've taken mental age test and they place me in my fifties, though I have some tendencies that may be less so. I've taken neuro exams and my ability to focus (when I'm focused) is more consistent with someone older. It could be that way since I never owned a smartphone until just last month. I resisted buying one for years, but my job requires it, so I got one. Also, your waist assessment is quite harsh. 36 is reasonable at my height, making it arbitrary. Green eyes are rarer than blue, but I have central heterochromia which is about equally rare. My eyes are blue green, they appear dark blue off camera, but more green on camera, I have a golden ring around my pupil.

[Anonymous]

Crap, got 160, but I created my identity and emancipated myself by wanting to be the opposite of all those toxic norms lol.

That said, the "virtue" thing is really patriarcal, women don't care, as a virgin I should get 0 for exemple, women don't care or are neutrally fine with it, and if anything it kinda indicates being introvert, softspoken, submissive, nerdy etc... so could go in the negative if you parody toxic masculine standards, so I'd be at 100^^

I also have blue eyes but that does along the cute face, so 70 points I'm happy about hehe, + 20 for skinny^^

[007kingifrit]

Maturity: 50 points
attitude 50/-30? it depends on your perspective
height: 10 points
children: 50
waist size? no man knows that
build: 20
social skills: debatable, 20 I think of myself as a bad conversation starter but with lots of interesting things to say once you get me going
personal life: i will take that -10 with pride
face: 10?
education: 50
eye color: the weird bluish grey pink of my eyes is not on here so... blue? 40
virtue: uuuuh define lover... nvm i'll take the zero WITH PRIDE
dick size: 30

290 + whatever my waist size is

[Rangers]

How is the virgin getting points?
15 for acting in between a teenager and adult because I'm very severely bipolar.
-10 for attitude because I have severe depression and bipolar and work 58 hours per week and make very little.
10 for being 5'9"
0 I can't have children as I'm infertile
35 points for 38" waist
0 for being fat
20 for average to below average charisma
0 for being introverted
0 for below average face
15 for some college but no degree
40 for blue eyes
30 for 2 lovers (I've had two girlfriends but had sex with 4 girls)
10 for 6.5" sword
Total: 165

[Silverio_Stieger]

The virgin gain points as she will be his first! Everyone wants once at a time the first to smash a little flower 🤣😜

[Juxtapose]

I got 210.

I lost most on the kids things (childfree forever) and video games lol (how is watching tv or your phone any better?).

The dick size one fucked me too. I'm 6 inches (well above the global average of 5.3) but my dick is THICC and has made every girl I have fucked cream on it.

And the previous lovers thing absolutely crucified me xD 5 lovers is *not* a lot for my age, I actually feel pretty inexperienced compared to a lot of guys and especially you women.

[Yads_Is_Back]

What’s common is not always what’s most desired :)

[Juxtapose]

True, but I'm definitely not common in a lot of respects.

Good job trigging people too. 10/10 I hate the "sexual marketplace" shit too. It's dehumanizing.

[DudeDiligence]

I'm a 355. I scored well in some things (height 6'3", masters degree, blue eyes, want kids, athletic) and not so well in others (probably not that mature, attitude meh, virtue... fail, social skills... fail).

Yads, I'm surprised you scored blue eyes higher than brown.

[British_Empire_1707]

... bet that makes your brown eyes blue 🇬🇧

[Yads_Is_Back]

It’s the direct reverse of his.
But I am most attracted to blue eyes

[British_Empire_1707]

@Yads_Is_Back
"But I am most attracted to blue eyes"
Hey baby (bats his eyelids suggestively)

[Yads_Is_Back]

@British_Empire_1707 Don’t flirt with me

[YHL6965]

That's all very subjective and a lot of factors seem kind of pointless when it comes to long-terms. Like would you value a doctor in gender studies more than a bachelor in physics for example? And, in the end, does that really matter? I don't know, this valuing system kind of lack depth or even relevancy for my taste.

[Yads_Is_Back]

It’s purposely not accurate and is a game. I put that on it, but apparently a lot of people missed it or didn’t read.

[MysteriousDarkness]

To me a point system like this is flawed for a few reasons.
1. Physical beauty is subjective. Where would someone be on the point system that has heterochromia? They could havex2 different color eyes ir one is two different colors.2. Depending on where a person lives schooling could come with a lot of debt.3. What would be the difference between excellent and amazing charisma and social skills?

[Yads_Is_Back]

It IS flawed. It’s purposely, supposed to be.

[MysteriousDarkness]

@yads_is_back
What is the point of having points?

[Yads_Is_Back]

Read it.

[Yads_Is_Back]

I specified the purpose. Read it lol

[Snickermarstwix]

305 and I really don't get the logic behind the way you did the score but then it's your preferences and only your own.
The "act your age" doesn't mean anything but hey, find your happiness. I just don't believe you'll date your "420" that you're looking for. Maybe to bang but not to date.

[Yads_Is_Back]

Actually, my soon-to-be future hubby is even higher than that :)
And obviously you didn’t read it. This is not the actual scale. This is not how we pick a man. Did you not learn comprehension in school? Because if you read the middle part then you must have read where it says this.

[Yads_Is_Back]

And yes, maturity is a biggie

[Snickermarstwix]

Lol gl to your future husband

[Snickermarstwix]

You invent a lot of sentences in just the little text that I wrote, you must be some kind of wizard.

[Yads_Is_Back]

Thank you. I love him too 💕
You said “... and I really don't get the logic behind the way you did the score but then IT’S YOUR PREFERENCES AND ONLY YOUR OWN.” It’s not and I specified that, but your words are there in black and white, right in front of our faces lol Nice try to make it look like you didn’t say it 😂
I wouldn’t say inventors are wizards though. I don’t think Edison or Da Vinci was a wizard.
You sound super salty lol

[Snickermarstwix]

"but they are common preferences in a based view (my own) => yoi

[Snickermarstwix]

You*

[Snickermarstwix]

And yes I'm still not saying that this is how women pick men.

[Yads_Is_Back]

I also specified that this is the same as the other one, just reversed. Therefore, it’s actually based on a guy’s views, not mine. Did you look at the one from which this one came? It’s not hard to figure out. Then you have the fact that I’m more picky and there would be a lot more on here if it was my own.
Doesn’t change that I have my >420 lol but if he just wanted to bang he wouldn’t be above 420

[Snickermarstwix]

Didn't fully read it, just checked how it was scored.
Anw, I don't care that much so no need to debate about it, don't believe you care about that discussion either.
If you want it's my bad, didn't learn anything at school I guess and have a good day 🙇🏽‍♂️cya!

[purplepoppy]

Love how you start penis size at 6 inch. Pity you didn't assign a minus figure for smaller ones just for the trigger effect

[Yads_Is_Back]

Lol I thought about it 🤣🤣🤣

[MCheetah]

@purplepoppy
That's pretty small, right?

[Anonymous]

Here are my approximate results:

Maturity
Acts like a teenager : 0 points

Attitude
Miserable : -10 points

Height:
5'8"-5'9" : 10 points

Children:
Wants children = 50 points

Size (pants waist):
39-43 : 20 points (We have different sizes in Europe, I'm not sure)

Build
Average : 30 points

Charisma and Social Skills:
Won't communicate : - 10 points

Everyday Life
Plays video games > 2 hours a day : - 10 points

Face
Average: 10 points


Education
University bachelors= 40 points


Eye Color
What about grey eyes?

Virtue
Virgin= 60 points (I thought girls prefer more experienced guys)

Dick Size
7"-7.5" : 20 points

No points for hair color?

So, I've got about 280 value I guess...

[TremorJay]

Maturity: 30 pointsAttitude: 0 pointsHeight: 20 pointsChildren: 50 pointsWaist Size: 50 pointsBuild: 30 pointsCharisma: 20 pointsEveryday Life: 0 pointsFace: 50 pointsEducation: 20 pointsEye Color: 40 pointsVirtue: 0 pointsDick Size: 10 pointsTotal: 320

[E_Z_Z]

505
Yet I might have under calculated things because I can't really tell so I took the average of them yet it won't matter a lot only a few points in the end
and believe me I'm not overshooting for people who might say I did but feel free to believe me or not after all this was a fun post to check
Thanks for the fun post and have a good day !