Confessions of a Ladies Man: Why you are a man and single (Stop Being a Loser!)

[Anonymous]

As a "ladies man" understand that I am vastly more intelligent and alpha than you incels that comprise my audience. Want to improve your game? Take some advice from a real champion.

Usually I am too busy entertaining your crush, but I figured I would throw the dog (and in your case, that dog would be a Chiwawa) a bone; indeed, today, I am deigning to speak directly to those of you who are beneath me (aka every guy who isn't myself) so that I can advise you in this most important sphere of life.

1. You don't take care of yourself

Self-explanatory guys. The difference between a ladies man, and you, is that the ladies man, is the son of my mother and father. And guess what? I brush my teeth twice a day and floss as well. So there you go.

2. You have no hobbies in common

That's right! You need to do things that women will take interest in. Think shopping for jewelry, watching soap operas, and hanging out with me, a ladies man.

3. Most men have embarrassing fashion

I'll tell you what I wear: track pants and a sweater, or shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. You're welcome.

4. No career/purpose

Are you someone who doesn't literally own a three story house while being 20+ years of age? Yes? It is literally, unironically, unequivocally, over. Don't even attempt to pick up women. Just disregard this entire post and leave.

5. Have deep conversation

But women will only talk to you if you own an opulent house, such as myself. So why are you still here?

Caution

Apply these tips at your own risk. Being a hot commodity like myself comes with its downsides.

[TruthBringer]

Yo this is gold! 😂

[myTake Owner]

You are the only person on the internet with any discernment, as you can tell from the comments section. I'm proud of you.

[TruthBringer]

Thanks, I'm happy I don't have a thin shell getting triggered by everything I read like so many snowflakes. I enjoyed reading this, looking forward to some more! 😂

[AdithyaR]

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling, or just making a sarcastic post in response to the one Apope made or you're just like him.

[apple_jack]

I would say the latter.

[myTake Owner]

@apple_jack :^) think about what u r saying to me; would a ladies man say these words that u r saying to me? No, because they didn't come from out my mouth. You have learned nothing, young grasshopper.

[apple_jack]

Huh? But sir, I am a ladybug!

[TruthBringer]

@twinrova You've hit the nail on the head with that one. Don't mind that girl, she gets triggered by everything aswel 😂

[apple_jack]

Hi there BullshitBringer! Long time no see. 😂

[TruthBringer]

@apple_jack *slow clap* 😂

[apple_jack]

Oh by the latter I meant the middle one. lol

[myTake Owner]

@apple_jack ty for the like :")

[friendzoned4life]

I Hope this one is meant as a joke

[myTake Owner]

I hope this comment is a joke, tbh 0_0

[TruthBringer]

@twinrova Don't mind him, he is easily triggered by everything

[apple_jack]

@SnowflakeBringer do you know any words besides triggered and snowflake? lmao

[apple_jack]

Here you go yet again calling everyone these things who doesn't agree with you. 😂

[myTake Owner]

@apple_jack Who is Snowflakebringer, my friend?

[myTake Owner]

@apple_jack oh nvm, i am an idiot, kekw.

[TruthBringer]

@apple_jack and you're telling me I can't come up with originality. Hey, I'm not the one getting mad at a post made out of sarcasm 😂

[apple_jack]

Lmao can you read SnowflakeBringer? I am well aware that this is a satire. Where did you see me getting triggered by it? Sheesh.

[TruthBringer]

@apple_jack Your first comment says otherwise lmfao

[apple_jack]

Here ya go.

"just making a sarcastic post in response to the one Apope made"

I agreed with this statement. Furhermore I saw the comment on Apope's take that was saying he is gonna take his own spin on it and I liked that comment. Got anymore questions snowflake boy? 😂

[myTake Owner]

@apple_jack but u didn't like the question to boost its visibility :"/

[myTake Owner]

I mean MyTake**

[apple_jack]

Oh sorry. I am gonna do that now.

[TruthBringer]

@apple_jack Your first comment on this post mentioned "the latter", so I thought you were referring to the "or you are just like Apope" since the dude gave three options lmfao

[TruthBringer]

@apple_jack I love how you keep overusing the "snowflake" since 1. clearly you can't figure out your own terms 2. Goes to show how triggered you care being called one so you feel the need to compensate by overusing it yourself. Oh the irony. I just love how you keep validating my words 😂

[apple_jack]

Are you following me everywhere big snowflake guy? You just can't get enough of me, can you? 😂

[friendzoned4life]

@apple_jack truthbringer is Just bully he has too many chromosomes

[apple_jack]

Well yes, I didn't see there was a third option at first but by judging by my other responses you should have figured out what I meant. Also bold of you assume I don't understand sarcasm. lol 😂

What's wrong with using one of your favourite words little sNoWfLaKe?

I didn't validate any of your nonsense. By all means please continue to be one of the biggest idiots on this site (after Apope of course). I'll be watching from the sideline. 👋

[apple_jack]

@friendzoned4life you're probably right 😂

[myTake Owner]

@apple_jack Who is apope? Sounds like he could use some of this advice :$

[apple_jack]

@twinrova hahaha 😂 good one

[myTake Owner]

@apple_jack No worries. Just let him know next time u c him. :/ I'm always happy to hep the less socially adept.

[TruthBringer]

@apple_jack Oh you're still blabbing. I just love how you find refuge to people who are just as bitter as you are and who I also managed to lift their skirts up. 😂

@friendzoned4life "bully with too many chromosomes" coming from a guy who himself engaged in "bullying" aswel and who projects his own insecurities on others. I think you should focus more on improving yourself rather than bother getting mad at other people's Takes which end up making you feel spoken to 😂

[apple_jack]

Still here bitter boy? Do you even know what that idiom means? Cause I've never seen you using it correctly. Not once.

[TruthBringer]

@apple_jack Can't help but click on the notifications and amuse myself with your butthurtness. Still crying a river I see awwwhhhh

[apple_jack]

You just can't help yourself, can you? 😂

[TruthBringer]

@apple_jack I can say the same to you lmfao

[apple_jack]

Yes I can. One of my hobbies is arguing with dum dums like you on the internet. Sometimes I wish I had more free to write long ass replies like you do for example but unfortunately I don't.

[myTake Owner]

@apple_jack Judging by the length of this argument, both of you need to re-examine rule #4 of the post :/

[myTake Owner]

meant to @truthbringer too

[TruthBringer]

@twinrova Damn bro you're right too 😂

[myTake Owner]

@TruthBringer Q_Q

[apple_jack]

Ah thanks but I am not here to pick up any women. lol

[myTake Owner]

@apple_jack Well with that attitude, you will never be a ladies man :/. Sorry to hear Q_Q

[apple_jack]

@twinrova noooo 😭😭😭

[Unbeatable]

Half of these tips aren't bad😂