How to tease my mother in law? she always does?

[Anonymous]

I don't like my mother in law much. the first one is so full of herself and the 2nd one always tease me about anything. she always pick on how I do things. if I am tired she always make sure to tell me : " oh u look so tired and ur skin is pale"
first I thought she is just worried about me or something but then I noticed that as if she has a microscope to give me feedback about my skin or my face or anything I do.

so last time I saw her I told her oh u look likeu lost a lot of weight and ur face shows and u look so tired.. but I need more ideas

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why won't some1 answer my question

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come on give me some creative ideas

[BelleGirl21]

Tell her you're so pale because her son just can't stop banging you and you don't have time to get adequate sleep. I guarantee that'll shut her up.

[Asker]

Hahaha was thinking about that. it will definitely drive her crazy hahah. I am just waiting for the right moment when we are talking about such stuff.

[BelleGirl21]

It's better if it's out of the blue like over dinner
"Honey, you look so pale. Do you think you'd have the strength to pass the salt?"
"Oh if you saw what I did with your son on this very table 2 hours ago, you'd know passing the salt is completely doable for me... in fact a lot of things in this room are doable... here you go"

[Asker]

that is so helpful thank u. I should learn this kind of stuff. this will definitely bring her down

[BelleGirl21]

Thanks for mh! 😊 good luck with the mother in law!

[Michaelfreltofte]

Her titmilk is turned in to cottage cheese. - Maybe a bit too much..

[Asker]

LOOOL

[Maxemeister]

Tell her to drop taking her misery out on you.

[Asker]

but that's not teasing and I can't tell her that because she will play that she doesn't mean it and will become the victim of my evil thoughts

[Asker]

she is a professional actress

[Maxemeister]

You put this under sexual behavior, so you want a little fun out of this, right?

[Asker]

no its under dating lol not sexual behavior although it should be under other

[Maxemeister]

So you don't want to punish her? I don't mean spanking, but something less intense and maybe more of a prank

[Maxemeister]

She could retaliate, though.

[Asker]

yes I would love to do a prank and laugh at her LOl. do u have anything in mind?

[Maxemeister]

Oh, definitely! Give her a wedgie!

[Maxemeister]

Embarassing and outs you in dominance and her in pain! Oh, and she might also like it a bit...

[Asker]

EWWW that's yuky

[Maxemeister]

Lol. Sorry. Oh and by the way, the wedgie is the perfect revenge, but she might try getting you back. With another wedgie.

[Asker]

I want to report your comment but I can't figure out how. so stop it you

[Maxemeister]

Yes ma'am.

[hoffery]

your mama jokes?

[Asker]

sometimes, why?

[hoffery]

lol what? i was saying, you should say some your mama jokes to her, but aply it directly to her

[Asker]

I don't know any, can u suggest some

[hoffery]

shure, just check this link out!
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=your+mama+jokes

[Asker]

ok thnk u :):)