Pooping in your pants on a date?

I was having a great time on a first date last night. Only one problem, I pooped in my pants during supper. I tried to pretend that nothing happened and said someone near us must have farted. On the drive home, the smell was still there and I told her I must have stepped in dog poop and kinda tried to turn it on her asking her if she had gas... She did not let me kiss her st the end of the night.

I don't know if she knew I pooped in my pants.

would you give a guy a second date if he shit in his pants?
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Y'all are mean. Don't act like you all have not pooped in your pants before
Pooping in your pants on a date?
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