What do you say to someone who asks: Why are you still single? (Page 2)
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“The dating game is pretty fucking bad these days, isn’t it?”
If you're a girl: I just haven't found the asshole that's right for me! I keep getting hit on by good guys! I don't WANT a good guy, I want to get beaten up and abused!!
Just tell them that no one you've come across is worthy of ya
I usually say that I was never into the idea of having kids. Most women who want marriage also want kids.
Because I’m picky and don’t like slutty folks!
That what I say to them if they ask lol
(Points to my face with both index fingers.)
Also, cause I'm short and not willing to simp my way into a woman's "heart."
You tell them you are seeing someone who works for National Intelligence and he can’t discuss who he dates and she can’t either. If they don’t leave you alone by this point, explain to them that if they ask anymore questions, then they will be putting lives at risk because of the sensitivity of the information being discussed. It’s likely they’ll believe every word of this since they already believe it’s their business of who and when you date.
This, is really bad after thinking about it but all my guys friends know 😇
Just smile and say, "Thank You." Sounds like they are asking because to them you are an amazing catch and they can't fathom why no one else has snatched you up already. They provably think you being single is just too good to be true.
well cause there's just a lack of adequate choices.
"Well if you want me to date your mother so bad..." Jokes aside, I usually say that it's not their buisness.
Because I'm a lot to handle during election cycles.
Because I can't deal with what is on offer these days.
I'm not single so I don't have people asking me that
By choice.
Turn it into a pickup line.
By choice, but I'm ready to consider my choices again for you 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Hmm, no one ever asks me that.
Maybe it's obvious...
"Because people like you exist and the risk of meeting another scares me so that I'd rather castrate myself."
Something like that.
Because I don't want to date anyone... simple as opening up a mouth.
I just reply “because they all keep disappearing under mysterious circumstances.”
"I contracted the disease of ugliness at a very young age."