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I would say something funny and witty but at thr same time sexual and polarizing.
When you have one second to get someone's attention you cannot afford play it too safe but then you can't be trashy either it's a delicate balance but it's an intersting social concept as well
I would say just say im tryna bust a nutt
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u I have been on dating apps and I always tried to describe myself honestly because I think most women can perceive sincerity and that counts for a lot!
My name is ____ I am an heir to a largw fortune. Just here to see whats out there."
(I'm not going to do that. Instead, what I will do is just show you what my last dating profile said. Okay?)
"I'm unlike anyone you'll ever meet before. Sometimes rarity can be cool, but without purpose. This isn't one of those times. Most of you won't be compatible with me. Some of you might be intrigued by me. Only a few of you will click with me. But all of you are welcome to message me.
I'm a [age] year old male. Originally from the East Coast US. I'm an English teacher for Korean kids, teens, and adults. I am dark skinned and have black hair and a husky build. I'm agnostic. I hate, hate, HATE politics! They're toxic and bring out the worst in people (especially on the more powerful side in the US right now.) And for the record, I'm an Independent and Centrist. I don't follow political ideologies and cults.
I have no kids myself (don't want any right now, but in the future, perhaps). Never married. I'm an INTJ if it matters, and an introvert. I liked nerdy things before "nerdy" became cool and infested with hipsters. I'm also a writer. I love gaming and I LOVED Mass Effect, back in the day. I like Pokemon. I like Saints Row and GTA. I like many Resident Evil games too (except RE6; please not RE6!).
The only requirements I have is that a girl is heterosexual, monogamous, and not hateful/woke. I am not attracted to queer women in any way, nor am I attracted to polyamorous/open relationship women.
Anyway, I am not much of a looker, by any means. But I look like this.
[pic links]
Oh, and by the way, I'm short for a man. Like 180cm. Sorry.
Anyway, nice to meet you."
At this point I don't even know... I've gotten a lot of matches without writing anything, few matches with a gym buddy type bio, a lot from "my enemies are after me," but it's all hit or miss. Most of your success at this app is based upon having quality photographs (not selfies), being in a populated area, and starting the app on a day that is heavily trafficked (Sunday)- your queue priority drops off after a week on Tinder.
To the last factor (queue priority/ position), the app gives you preference for the first few days meaning a girl you like will see your bio before other guys who swiped before you (otherwise it's in order, and a pretty girl will be swiping through hundreds before she even sees you).
As a guy, even if you're good looking, have good pics, and are in a city, I would strongly suggest splurging on Tinder Platinum simply for getting higher priority in the queue.
I am, and I don't
I fill out the bio, post my pics that is it.
Most women do not read profiles. At one time I had a very in depth description of who I was. After a few months of minimal responses. I erased my description, changed my pics, and the result responses was a good 5 times what I was getting before. Still every woman I met in person lied about virtually everything on their bios.
I'm not angry or bitter, I just find it best to not get your hopes up for online dating. I don't think most people are that serious about online dating. It's the equivalent of a drive through window. You're not getting a gourmet meal. You're just trying to satisfy hunger. 😆 I know that's a horrible analogy.
O hell no. There's a reason I'm in a rose. Because the inside is something not many can handle or understand... sooo I'd let my name do it for me. And I'm lactose intolerant and different. That's all you need to know. The rest, we'll see how long you last
I don’t see any point in exaggerating anything or stretching the truth. It would only make things more difficult when you finally meet in person. Just be truthful and let the cards fall where they may. They’re either going to like you or not like you based on truth.
Hmm, I usually leave my pictures there to entice people on dating apps and no, I'm dont put up thirst traps. Too scared of people screenshotting them to save to do weird stuff to them or whatever. But I usually just answer the questions given on those apps to fill out the profile. For the BIO section I just simply share my intent dating-wise, two highlights of my personality, and one flaw I'm working on to prevent any potential grandiose sense of energy I may unintentionally emit.
Honestly your photos matter most. A lot of people don’t read your whole bio. But something eye catching.. like if you have a famous relative that everyone knows.. a hobby that makes you stand out.
Like for example these are ones unique to me:
I’m related to 4 presidents, and I like to work on cars :)
Since saying you're tall is a poor description, I'd rather ask questions that show my interests. Favorite Wes Anderson film, favorite things to do in water, favorite dog breed, place to visit before you die, best book to revisit on a rainy day, most anticipated thing to do with a future partner, etc.
Well, you want to tailor it to your intended audience, the people you really want to date, not everyone. So I’m going to mention my interests, what I’ve gone for fun and show my sense of humor.
I didn't describe myself to entice people to match with me. I tried to describe myself and my life honestly, so that the people who match with me are likely to be happy with like the real me, not someone I'm pretending to be.
One time I tried thinking of things to make more girls interested in me on hinge… then I said, “well, if they don’t like who I really am, then they’ll hate me when they find out I exaggerated” 😂 I don’t use apps anymore. I prefer the natural approach.
I’d put this lol
“Music enthusiast
Sports enthusiast
Disneyland goer
Traveler
P. s. - Pineapples don’t belong on pizza”
Can you please answer my most recent question?
I'm just a mellow chillfull guy, who loves to meet new people. I also try to entertain with being goffy and stupid humor. Hey I just be myself and just enjoy life. When it comes to challenges, I just make lemonade, and try to hit the curve balls. When I pass in the world, I'd rather be remembered as the funny soul, instead of being an asshole. Because the world is full of them, and negativity!
Hell if I know, women on them want too damn much, and then some more. My days with those are done, I found a girl off of them that grew up with me in my home town I never knew about and she's the complete opposite of all the women I've ever dealt with on dating apps. They're nothing but a waste of time and effort for average men
From my experience , it's really doesn't matter what a guy puts in his bio.. most women do not even fill them out.
There are really only two considerations to keep in mind at all times:
1. Who do I want to date?
2. Am I being authentic?
Im stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had, you can mix them all together and I would still be twice as bad
Maybe what you see is what you get lol. If you don't like it might as well leave now you aren't going to change me
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