What do I even say to this? my boyfriend texted me this?

[Anonymous]

[Screenwriter]

He was having a brain fart. Testing you to see what you'd say? He's an asshole? All of the previous.

[ProbablyClueless]

I think that was genuinely intended to be a joke. It's a socially stupid thing to do, but I do think it was a harmless joke.

[MementoMori777]

He's missed an important word on his statement, HALF naked women on the beach

[MementoMori777]

They aren't nude

[Huntingnfishin]

Sounds to me like he's not going to get a text back for a few days...

[KrakenAttackin]

He is being honest. Miami is a serious ho fest.

[_piotr]

A joke. Nothing more.

[DerekC321]

Semi intelligent humanoid

[REX_JSWL]

He is just teasing
I do it too

[sheenagwapa]

haha enjoy the view