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Recreating Your Childhood
It's sad really. Just how many people look back to what it was like growing up, and wince. It's a widespread idea that a childhood is suposed to be magical. Happy. You aren't supposed to have any worries until you're in highschool at the earliest, or something like that. When I look back, I'm...
I Can't Social (filler)
I can't social. That is a fact. Nope, I'm not as socially inept as some people. But still. (I am writing a lot of takes today) The reason I can't social, possibly has something to do with my childhoo- nope. Nope. I won't be that person. Okay so what I'm talking about is my inability to get...
Two Snags and an Iced Coffee
A take about a fad belongs in fashion and style right? Yeah. Whatever. Right. So what this take is going to be about is a fad that people seem to both either partake or hate. I apparently do both as of today. Won't be doing it again but I digress. What fad am I talking about? Why the one where...
My Top 5 Time Wasters
So, anyone that's seen me around a bit wuld know that I'm a bit of an internet addict. I'm online a bloody hell of a lot, and would be on GAG a lot more if it weren't blocked at school. But, I decided just then, out of the blue, that I want to share with you all, what I do on this great big...
Shattered Inside
I've been told Time and time again. How strong I am How strong you are, my friend. But how can I be so strong So strong, as you say When I am Shattered inside. Take a structures structure Watch it tumble down. Take the air from a balloon Watch it deflate down. If you take the thing that makes...
Five Reasons TO Get a Tattoo
(I mean no offense. But you can't say this is wrong.) 1. It's a work of art. On your body. (I personally wouldn't get this. But damn that's pretty) Everyone (almost) has a certain level of appreciation for art yeah? We've all seen that work that we thought 'I wouldn't mind having that on my...
5 Reasons NOT to Get a Tattoo
5 reasons to not get a tattoo. 1. You may regret it We've all done soemthing we regret right? But at least those mistakes we can generally hide it. A stranger isn't going to come up to us and say, 'Oh, you're the person who ate too many marshamllows at once and choked on them and almost died...
My Take on Death
Okay, so this isn't going to be one of those, uplifting, "it's okay to be sad about death! It's perfectly natural!" takes. It's not going to be a myTake about how shit death is either. I'm not about to start moaning or laughing about how my Nan died a few months back. I'm over that now. She...
Age Does NOT Equal Wisdom
Backstory! Alright, so, as a child (under the age of ten) I would get into these arguments with my grandmother. And I know there's this whole thing about 'be respectful to your elders!' Trust me, I was as respectful as I could be while hinting at the fact that the woman is an idiot. I really...
Prosopagnosia - Face Blindness
Prosopragnosia, or more commonly known as 'face blindness' can be a devastating disorder to have. At least socially. Every one of us relies on our face recognition to get through every day life. You walk into a classroom, confident it's the one you're in because you recognise your classmates....
Another Gay Take
https://www.youtube.com/embed/8TJxnYgP6D8 I just found this on Youtube. "Nobody really has a reason to hate gays ... there's no completely valid reason." - 9:16 So. I have made a take before, "Why it is okay to be gay" which I will admit isn't one of my best pieces of writing. But it got people...
Out of Ten What Would You Rate Me?
How to insult and degrade yourself massively. Ask the internet to rate you out of ten. Seriously. For everyone who thinks they're trying to lift themselves up in terms of confidence, you're only throwing yourself in a pit. That and annoying the piss out of everyone. I mean come on. If you're...
Had to Let it Out.
Warning. Just saying, but this may trigger. Don't say I didn't warn you. Also it's long. And of no consequence to anyone else other than myself. I'm not looking for attention. I'm not looking for sympathy. I just needed to write this and it is simply more affective for my mental health to post...
Behind the Lights
So, I'm not sure anyone here knows this, but I have a pretty big interest in theatre. I don't much care for Shakespeare, that could just be my age and lack of understanding his work, and I don't really know any other famous playwrights. So maybe I don't have a huge interest in theatre. What I do...
Why Do I Prefer It Online?
So, throughout my journey as a computer addict, taking advantage of what free internet I can get, passing up opportunities to spend time with friends so I can check out the latest chapter for a book I'm reading online, or reply to people I met on a random site, or just waste time in general. I...
"Well That Sucks."
So, like many of us I imagine, as a kid, I was always being told off for saying the word 'sucks'. eg. "This sucks." "That sucks." "You suck." The last one I can understand being told off for, as you're using it as an insult. But whenever I would get told off, I would wonder, what am I supposed...
Consider the Consideration
I'm aware that a lot of my Takes make me out to be this perfect person with no flaws. Or at least, that's how I've been reading them after I post them. Nobody has said anything, so maybe I'm just be critical of myself. But. Something that has been pissing me off since the beginning of my school...
Orgasmic Sounds
We all have a sound that we love. That noise that might be insignificant to somebody else, but to you is like having an orgasm for your ears. I love white noise, the static on the radio, the light buzzing of headphones plugged in with nothing to play. The sound of dominoes falling, of rain and...
The Importance of Hydration-ism!
I just realised as I was walking home from school today how thirsty I was, then thinking about how thirsty I'd been that morning. That led to me wondering just how long it had been since I'd had any water. The answer: I don't know when the last time I had any water was. It's been at least a...
My Top Ten Oldies Songs
Okay, so these might not be oldies, I don't know. I know a couple will be. This is my personal top ten. If you don't like it then you don't like it. If you love it then you love it. In no particular order: https://www.youtube.com/embed/TYgOlqinH7A https://www.youtube.com/embed/chXJFjrl-Q4...
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