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Do you think you could be a good stand up comedian?
I've done it before on open mic nights. I got a few laughs. I can be VERY self-deprecating, in a Louis CK kind of way. But coming up with new material is hard. So yeah, I could be good at it. Entertainment & Arts
You walk into a tavern and all goes silent. What would you do?
Other: I say "f*ck all y'all!" and leave. (Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do! I make my own f*ckin' options!) Other
Is it right to call the coronavirus the china virus or the Chinese virus?
Yes. China literally deserved to be bombed for creating COVID 19 and unleashing it upon the world. ... And hoarding supplies for the virus they created and lied to hide from the world. How ANY... Society & Politics
Please tell me how Feminism is not anti family?
I can't. Cause feminism literally IS anti-family. As anything anti-male would be. Society & Politics
Can u say 10 good things about the opposite sex?
No... ... Okay, fine! I'll try. 1 ) Women are better at being in-touch with their emotions than men are. 2 ) Women are better at comradery and friendship. 3 ) Women are better at being... Society & Politics
Do you like Jake from state farm?
No. F*CK JAKE. Other
Why do girls want to be hot 🥵 ?
Other: Both money 💰 and emotional validation (option C). Or maybe just "all of the above." Dating
Do you know the difference between freedom of speech and online abuse?
There is no such difference. Other than freedom of speech being a government right (in countries that don't suck). No one is obligated to kiss your ass, especially on the internet. Freedom of... Society & Politics
Who’s scarier men or women?
Men, physically. Women, psychologically and mentally. I'm not afraid to fight a guy (especially since I fight dirty AF and would probably sucker-mace his eyes before bashing his head against a... Dating
Do you have any good book recommendations for me?
I'm not going to make a mean-spirited joke about recommending you some thick books, like War and Peace, so you can get more elevation when standing on them. I won't, I swear! Let's just say,... Entertainment & Arts
Do you find her pretty (Mia Goth)?
Not at all. She looks like she has cancer or something. Other
Is there ever a good reason to go through the phone of someone you are dating?
If you think she's stealing from you, conning you, or doing something illegal. But usually, no, it's a huge invasion of privacy. Dating
If you and I started a podcast, what would it be called and what would it be about?
It'd be called Short and Tiny. Entertainment & Arts
What do you rate my art outof 10?
Did you really make that? That's like a 9 out of 10. And that's only because I don't give anything a 10. It looks good as a classic Batman, although he has a minor plastic chine to him. Oddly... Entertainment & Arts
Are all men literally a dumass or am just with one 😅?
*Are all men literally *dumbasses, or *is it just my man? I get correct spelling and grammar is hard at age 33, though... Anyway, men are both smarter and dumber than women, typically. But I look... Relationships
Do you try to be altruistic or do you have your own agenda?
I am a karma mirror. Those who are nice to me, get niceness back in return, amplified. Those who are mean to me, soon learn to regret it. Dating
Which one is more like you... book smart or street smart?
Like Malcolm X or Stringer Bell, I'm both. Neither one is all that helpful unless you live on the streets or in an ivory tower. Other
Is Desantis an example of Trotsky's controlled opposition principle?
No, because the government doesn't need "controlled opposition." They just do what they want, by force, and then call you "a domestic terrorist" while they strip you of your rights and make you a POW. Society & Politics
Was this text unprofessional to my manager?
I think it's fine. As long as you give two to three hours notice before work, she shouldn't be able to say anything. Education & Career
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