Tbh, discussions about d-ck is the only thing keeping me sane right now 😂 This little uglass boss bit is snapping at me again because stormy weather has caused my internet to go spotty again. She just threatened me with extended unpaid time off. As if i care. The dumbass recruiter told me to take the work desktop etc to a neighbors house as if people will just let you in to use their internet. Its the whole neighborhood you dork. There were tornados passing my street yesterday for goodness sake 😂 Then I keep messaging the wrong stuff to the wrong people including my recruiter who I texted something about “sex” 🤣 No wonder when i called him after he nervously said “This call is on a recorded line” 💀 But He told me if i lose this job over outages that he’ll hook me up with something else. I’m honestly exhausted. Thank goodness for discussions about d-ck that keep me going like the energizer bunny. 😂 #FeelFreeToList
"Then I keep messaging the wrong stuff to the wrong people including my recruiter who I texted something about “sex” No wonder when i called him after he nervously said “This call is on a recorded line”"
😂😂😂.. Gotdamn Desii.. But, tornadoes it must be pretty warm still in Mississippi.. And your boss is definitely being unreasonable.. Geez, maybe she needs a little something something too.. But my day is alright.. I can't complain...
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Yea its been hot and cold back and forth. And tbh she dont even look like she like dick. But its certainly something stuck up her ass. And yea my recruiter know not to play with me 😂 Cause ima win that game
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Oh no i was talking about the male recruiter won't win against me 😂 As for the boss lady she could win by firing me 😂
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😂😂😂
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I try my best not to award the same people the same day but if you got the best opinion, so be it lol
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+1 yI got my schedule for the next 3 weeks so that’s so great, randomly got money from my job so I’m thankful for that cause I definitely needed it. I just happened to check my email and saw it then I logged into to check my bank account then on an app where I can see how much I made. Whenever I get to talk to you my day is better
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Awww I’m glad I make your day. And hey look at the Lord blessing you with these random gifts 🙌
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+1 yMy dick feels oddly appreciative of this post.
My dick thanks you for your kind words about dick. My dick would salute you, but I just got to work, so I'm trying not to let it do that. 😂
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Damn i was ready to pay my respects to that dick in return 😂
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It might be hard to explain to my coworkers if I let him stand and salute. 😂
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They’ll get over it. We need to thank you for your service
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Lmao, they'll all be gone, soon. Then I can let him out to stretch.
+1 yWell, your Q just woke me up! Thank you. Looking out my window, I don't see any tornadoes, just a blizzard. We're getting 8" plus 1"... of snow and freezing rain, NOT what your naughty mind is thinking!🤣
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Damn i can't handle the snow
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It's real with COLD (12°F) & WIND, so deal with it!
Well I came across an interesting video this morning so it started well.
And it is going to finish well because it is beer o'clock at 4 pm.
Your dumbass dropkick boss needs a kicking. I don't normally advocate work place violence but she needs it.
Lug your work desktop to a neighbor that is just stupid. You could drop it and destroy work equipment. Whats with the desktops anyway they should issuing lap tops.
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Beer o clock 😂 And yea she need her kat ate or something. I thought it was soooo dumb for him to suggest i carry a desktop
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They make us use a desktop and a laptop
+1 yYou should tell her to give you a raise so you can get better internet connection 😄
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Its from the weather though 😂
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+1 yEveryday is a good day to have a good day for me! I like to think what I can do to make others day a better day. That’s more meaningful for me.
That being said…have a wonderful day. ❤️11 Reply- +1 y
Enjoys yours truly
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+1 yHang in there, Desi. Don't let that b get to you. I've got your back.
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Even the recruiter was like wow she sounds unreasonable
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That's good. At someone in that organization is sane.
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"at least"
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Until he told me to ask the neighbors to use their wifi 😂
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Lol. Nvm
807 opinions shared on Education & Career topic. It's going quite alright, might have a bit of a cold. Got a raise though, so that's nice.
Got a decently new annoying colleague that everyone seems to universally dislike, staying professional is hard when someone is just so blatantly bad at their job 😂04 Reply- +1 y
Hooray for the raise!
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Apparently i sucked at it because they put me back in my normal position after 2 hours of getting hung up on haha
+1 yToday is a good day and a quiet one. Yesterday I had 2 arguments. The d*cm I was supposed to be getting canceled on me. I think he wants to break up but won't just say so... So I'm back on hinge looking for new new...
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I hope things look up. But whats a dcm?
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Stupid auto correct...
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Lmaoooo dick cancellation
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I know he did it on purpose coz I was too tired to let him come round last weekend after 10 nearly 11pm kmt. Wasting my time!
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Yea he so childish with the payback
+1 yMy day went rather well, sunny and calm. It's evening here, and have a boner that will need some indulging... A pity you're not here near me, the more considering some details you mentioned about yourself. No offense meant ;0)
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Im not offended but aren't you married
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I was till 2017, when my wife passed away after 38 years of marriage.
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May she rest in peace
+1 yMeh
I'm home, I have a million chores to do, I'm tired, and everyone in this house is on my laaaaast nerve. 😵
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I def have chores but they can wait til the weekend
+1 yWell, I've got a final exam in about 2 and a half hours from writing this, so definitely full of adrenaline and nerves.
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I hope you pass!!
The day is looooooong and I'm on travel so there's no... fun in the evenings. Counting down hours till plane lands and my wife picks me up.
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Aww i bet y'all can't wait to reunite
Lol what would the modern woman do without the infinite supply of simpy men dopamine to keep em going 😂
Desii Dreams of Dick…if you ever release an album that should be it’s name
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I Dream of Weenie
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Lol i was just being playful with words like you 😂
1.2K opinions shared on Education & Career topic. Ehhh been better. Tired as fuck, no choice but to sleep tonight so I'm not looking forward to it. But sleep is a biological need unfortunately
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Yea i can tell lately. I hope you get enough rest
+1 yMines been great. I had dance class hung out with baby and got a Christmas dress.
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I have faith that work will get better for you!
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I hope it will :) but dancing sounds fun! I spent most of the day dancing tomstay awake haha
My lazy ass coworker has been slacking damn near about to kill a patient but plays victim saying I'm mean to her. Like bitch , do you really think in supposed to sit here and let you kill a patient? On top of that leave it for my shift? Wtf
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Yea nah im glad you snapped cause she playin with lives
I’m good. Just finished my exams for the semester and I’m at work now. Your sex questions have me entertained lol
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They have me entertained too since im working late 😂
ALL DICK ALL THE TIME!!! Hey I get it whatever’s keeping you going is fine by me and I’m sure he’ll hook you up with that sex you were asking about
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Lmao he wishes
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He could make a wish to my drippin wet fountain
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Well come drown in it
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It’d be a good way to die though
3.5K opinions shared on Education & Career topic. I am just getting ready to go home. It has been a good day so far.
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Glad to hear :)
+1 yYeah when you are stressed and need something interesting to think or talk about sex is a fun thing to talk about.
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I could be fully occupied and still talk about it haha
Busy days for me. I am trying to close all my remaining work out for the year and call it done / take off. So, the days are flying by.
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Super lucky!!
+1 yLong cold day. Got -10 celsius here, have to do a presentation at university. After that'll get some drinks at the Christmas market
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I love doing presentations! I wish there was a job in that alone
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Then you should become a teacher 😉
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I want to be more of a public speaker rather than a teacher
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You can join a political party
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Oh no i hate politics. I meant speaking about something interesting
+1 yStop lying to your boss you’re streaming porn all day 😃
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I watch porn 11p-1a... hours in which i do not work
+1 yHaha, I'm feeling pretty tired out today, was up late having fun haha.
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Same here lol just not as much as you
+1 ygood so far... getting ready for this work Christmas party
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Guess i was too late lol
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sorry... was out by 9 something :(
+1 ySeems like you need some good dick in your life. I'd be your stay at home dick.
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My stay at home dick 😂 Nah I need you to age up bud
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I'm not talking about living off you. I make my own money. I'm just talking about someone who will give you dick when you need it with no hang ups.
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Just a call away
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I wasn't talking about money at all. That was so random. Im just saying you’re likely still in HS or something. If you can't enter a casino with me (21+) then i dont take a second look haha
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Lmao, I'm 33yrs old. I'm going to be 34 in January
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Every experience I talk about is true, because I'm experienced. ;)
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33 is too old. I like same age, no greater than 3 years lol. But i still look at a 21+ College hottie. doesn't mean i touch
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So you'd still be down with watching me cum maybe ;) I mean I'm in my 30's but you thought I was younger.
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Nah you be lyin about your age so who know what else you lyin about 😂
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... I never lied about my age this is the first time I ever posted it.
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Lmao it's because I logged in with this Gmail. I never make an email with my real info. I don't wanna get my identity stolen.
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However trust I'm 33 look at my profile pic. I do not look 18
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You were all about me, what ever. Young girls be flaky
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😂😂😂
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Anyways, no hate. Love to be kinky, but I can't even change the age my profile says, so hate or not. I'm over it.
+1 yWhat does dick have to do with work? Lol
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You never had anyone go to work on that dick?
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No, i dont think so, whatever that even means 🙃
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😂😂😂 Damn we need someone to put in work on dat ass
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On what ass, there wasn't many girls that worked where I did lol
659 opinions shared on Education & Career topic. Hmm it's going ok so far.
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Your back feeling any better?
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Mine hurts like fck which is why im annoyed that i have to reorder a diff gaming chair. I need that lumbar pillow like nooow
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Im sitting in a dining chair with like a steel type back
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It is. It was supposed to be temporary until i built up my gaming chair. Finally did and its basically made for a kid. So im having to mail it back and find a new one to order
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After the spinal tap/lumbar puncture, it hurts there so yea i need a good chair. Or at least a pretty one haha
+1 yProductive work and clean up
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+1 yWho the hell has discussions about dicks.
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The majority on all my posts
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Why.
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Why not
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If that’s what you like got for it
Well 👍 thank you. Yours?
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