Everyone at my job is stupid, annoying loud and obnoxious. How do I deal?

[Anonymous]

[Leapfrog00]

Chances are you're most likely more intelligent than them if you are noticing this, so that means you have the upper hand. I would get some earbuds and tune them out to avoid being stressed out by them.

With these kinds of people, you can't ever win an argument. They think they know what they are talking about when really, they have NO idea. Download Spotify on your phone, Bluetooth some earbuds, and tune out! Ignoring them is probably the only way.

[ImalwaysrightOK]

I think you have to either just do your job and ignore them or for your peace of mind, look for another job. You can't stay somewhere that you're not happy at.

[HollyK21]

Agreed, either find a way to cope or just hang in there til she finds another job. Not much else to do really.

[Dildօphօbe]

@ImalwaysrightOK Yes you can, with some perseverance you can emerge victorious anywhere. Imagine you're sitting at your desk, listening to your co-workers yammer on and on, when suddenly, the walls start to shake. You look up, and to your horror, you see a giant, throbbing meat missile bursting through the ceiling, spraying semen and blood all over the place. Your co-workers scream in terror as the monster devours them one by one, leaving nothing but a trail of mutilated flesh in its wake.

But wait, it gets even better. Suddenly, a swarm of demonic penises flood the room, writhing and flailing in a frenzy of erotic horror. You try to run, but they're everywhere, their slimy tentacles wrapping around your limbs and pulling you into their gaping maws.

Just when you think all is lost, a heroic superhero bursts onto the scene, wielding a mighty penis of his own. He battles the demonic horde with all his might, swinging his cock like a mighty sword and unleashing a tor**** of semen that sends the fiends flying.

Together, you and the superhero emerge victorious, covered in blood, sweat, and other bodily fluids. You give each other a high-five, and as you do, your dicks fuse together into a monstrous, two-headed scepter that towers over the city, ready to bring pleasure and terror to all who behold it.

And that, my friend, is how you deal with annoying co-workers. With a healthy dose of perseverance, and plenty of gratuitous cockery, anything is possible. Additionally, you may benefit from using hypnotic coveted big ball sublimation therapy.

[Blackcupcake]

that sounds like hell::: I’m sorry for you. I would say, just fake it and be cordial with everyone. you’re there for your work and not for them so try to not focus on them so much

[comekitty]

Ignore it and avoid them when you can and still be courteous when you can't avoid them.🙂

[Jazzy54]

Everyone? Really? I don’t believe that. There has to be someone there who’s smart.

[slatyb]

Look for a new job.

[MementoMori777]

ear phones?