Why do I keep finding stuff in the desert?

[DonaldDarko]

It could be because I go where most don't. But, I found an enormous deposit of bones that are pre mineralized. They are probably about 12 thousand years old. Most are the skeletons of turtles or fish. All are embedded about 2 feet down in mud. Of course I won't be reporting any of these finds to the local woke university. I don't want anyone restricting access to the aria because of these bones. GAG users are the only ones to ever see these bones, no one else knows they exist. The top one I don't know what it is. It might be from a fish, turtles don't have teeth. The teeth are bizarre looking and don't seem mammalian at all. Given their odd arraignment maybe they're from a fish. The lower is also most likely a fish jaw, long and slender, probably a predatory species given the type of teeth angled back as if to hold onto prey. Due to their age some parts seem to be gone all together. I never found the top of a skull or the bones beneath a turtles keratinous plates. I have found what I think are some of the plates. Probably none of you are paleontologists but here's a look anyway. Actual paleontologists are deeply imbedded into woke universities and tangled up with totalitarian government organizations that should not exist so none for them.

[AI Opinion]

Discovering ancient bones in the desert might simply be due to your exploration in less-traveled areas. These deposits can offer significant insights into past ecosystems. It seems you've found prehistoric remains, which might be fish or turtle skeletons, as they are known to inhabit areas that were once aquatic. Your findings could potentially interest paleontologists, but I understand your reluctance to involve academic institutions. Consider documenting your findings thoroughly for potential future study, ensuring you respect legal and ethical guidelines surrounding the discovery of ancient artifacts.

[DonaldDarko]

He he he he he he he. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. No.