Make a joke that begin A man with a tickle in his throat goes to the doctor, and ends, the donkey looks him straight in the eye and says purple hat?

[Waffles731]

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A man with a tickle in his throat goes to the doctor wearing a purple hat, but is amazed the doctor is a donkey. The donkey looks him straight in the eye and says purple hat?

Sorry, did it have to be a funny joke? Do you have Christmas Crackers in the US?

[Waffles731]

Christmas crackers?

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Wow! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_crackers upload.wikimedia.org/.../...hristmasCrackers_2.jpg

They're a thing which crack when you pull them apart, and there's a present and a paper crown and a very bad joke inside them.

The joke is almost always like a question and answer: "why didn't the ghost go to the party?" "He had no body to go with", and expected to get a groan before any laughter.

[BronzedAdonis]

Nope

[1truekhaleesi]

Yeah I got nothing.

[BigBlackBadBoy]

No thanks , i have boyfriend