Fellas, if the love of your life fell into a coma, and the only way to wake her was by giving her a kiss, what would you do?

[Gummy_Cluster]

(You can't make this shit up)

So here's what happened...

"When the dwarfs are away the hag arrives at the dwarfs' cottage and offers Snow White the poisoned apple. And unbeknownst to her, it's the Queen in disguise. Snow White bites into the apple and falls into a coma."

"Upon discovering what had happened, the dwarfs track down the Queen; a short fight ensues and the Queen is killed. Believing her dead, the dwarfs build an open grave for Snow White to rest on. Time passes and the Prince comes across Snow White. Saddened by her apparent death, he kisses her, causing her to awaken."

What a dirty rotten scoundrel he was!

I'd be tempted, but that wouldn't sit well with me because I would first need her permission to kiss her and bring her back to life.

No, I'm not going to promote rape culture. The sleep will be good for her. (Sorry, honey, but I'm sure you understand.)

What's in it for me?

I'd kiss her, and wild horses couldn't stop me.

It would depend on the laws in my state.

The woke can kiss my lily white...

What does it mean?

[Jamie05rhs]

Lol. That would depend on if we had a prior established relationship or not.
If she doesn't know me, then I'm not kissing her, period. Hopefully she's in Heaven appreciating my respect for her boundaries.

[Jamie05rhs]

Also, I'm 100% serious. This comment is not a joke.

[Gummy_Cluster]

She's the love of your life. That would mean a prior established relationship.

[Jamie05rhs]

@Gummy_Cluster Oh. Okay

[Surely]

If you are referring that the princess looks like Nancy….. I wouldn’t let my dog kiss her. Afraid that he might not live through it!

[CubaPirate]

Go on a bender with the lads and kiss her a few days later lol

[Gummy_Cluster]

She can wait. lol

[Stevefiveo]

Definitely saving her.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Any good prince, would.

[Stevefiveo]

I think so.

[SnowedIn]

Kiss her.

[Wise4myage]

Hell yes I would.

[Gummy_Cluster]

The woke will hunt you down! That new Disney kids show is insane.

[Wise4myage]

Bring it wokesters.

[Gummy_Cluster]

LMAO. This woke stuff doesn't just affect humans. Now they're going after mice.

Poor Minnie had to change into a pantsuit to make the woke happy. When will it end?

[Wise4myage]

Good grief, what's next? Ground Hogs?

[Gummy_Cluster]

No, they're going after muskrats. And it's because they want to ban this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs

[Wise4myage]

LOL.