Which one would you choose to protect while the rest come after you?

[Joshydavid25]

John Wick

Jason Bourne

Ethan Hunt

James Bond

Robert McCall

Bryan Mills

Frank Castle

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You were framed for a international crime, and an organization hired the best Spies and Assassins to take you out, but one found out the truth and now swears to protect you against all other, who would you choose?

[FictionalCharacter]

1) John wick couldn’t even save his own puppy in his own home. And he had his ass handed to him a couple of times. He’s basically like a cockroach 🪳 that you can’t kill. Just with assassination skills looking after themselves.

2) Jason Bourne is a runaway fugitive traveling to different countries and refuses to save anyone. That he’s basically a victim babysitter whoever bumps into him.

3) Ethan Hunt is a spy who is only after the big guys. To the point he gets sidetracked and his friends/family/colleagues get harmed in the end.

4) James Bond (who I never took seriously) goes after big terrorists who the world never heard of. Because they live on a remote island building a missile from mars to destroy the earth. While James Bond seduces European women.

5) Robert McCall & Bryan Mills are a tie. Because they’re just basic citizens trying to live a normal life and only go after kidnappers who messes with their family.

6) Frank Castle- never heard of him

[Joshydavid25]

You can add Frank Castle because his family was murdered in front of him I believe..
But these guys were caught off guard.. John Wick for instance was retired, and gotten used to a peaceful life.. He was older and out of the game.
And yet he beat people younger and still actively working, not to mention I all 4 movies he was basically injured..

It's different these guys are actively out to protect you, and not be caught off guard.. 😂😂😂..

[Joshydavid25]

Great answer though..

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

James Bond or John Wick, I’d love them to be my bodyguards.

They look the most serious out of them all, I’d love to “annoy” them.

[Joshydavid25]

LFF_1: OMG Mr. Wick, big fan! You're the best! Can you show me a few tricks please please!
Mr. Wick.. Nnnnooo..

LFF_1: Mr. Bond thank you for protecting me! Big fan between you and Mr. Wick! Which one of you can shoot better!
Mr. Bond: *Turns around and smirk* Don't know if I'm gonna make it through this..

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Haha, nice dialogue! 😂

I would never admit I am his big fan though, actually I haven’t even watched their movies.

They just look serious and I love serious men 🤭 It’s fun to be around them.

[Joshydavid25]

I figured I wouldn't get something right.. 😂..

You well I never really watched the Daniel Craig Bond movies.. So I guess there's a little part of me that can't talk.. But John Wick is more of a tragic guy, and Mr. Bond is kind of a player if I catch my drift.. 😂😂..

I see you're fascinated with serious men.. Why cause you're not so serious?

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I can look serious, and probably can be sometimes.

But generally I am goofier, more outgoing, spontaneous, eccentric, and I tend to love breaking rules.

I can’t say serious, but I like men who are self-disciplined and a little strict.

Firstly, I find it fun to tease them and secondly, they make me feel more grounded, because if I am left by myself, I can be too goofy, adventurous and undisciplined.

[Joshydavid25]

Damn, not saying anything or flirting but you got the type of personality I love in a woman.. I say this as a guy who is kinda goofy himself.. But basically you like the complimentary nature where you put some goof in him and he puts the strict on you.. It seems..

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Yep.

And not all guys are into that, because in real life, I like teasing them a lot, and I have fun by that, some guys just think I am a tease, and they either give in or give up after a while,

I like the type of guy who can stand on his ground, and make me stop. I don’t know if you get what I mean. I like challenging them with my behavior. I guess I can be kinda bratty 😂

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

And yep, you got me. I like the complimentary nature.

[Joshydavid25]

Tease in what way? 🤔🤔.. I mean I love to banter and play around and I do it all the time to the point where some people ask if I'm being serious or if I'm kind of a jerk in a playful way.. 😂.. So depending I might be able to relate.

I get it.. Like you nice guys, but you want MAN.. You don't like "Alpha" guys, but you like to feel the masculinity in a man in a more stern way..

[Joshydavid25]

You want a MAN***..

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Yep, you got me.

Thanks for mho 🦋

[Joshydavid25]

Not a problem Miss Fatale! 😎👉..

[dynamicyandere]

Although I personally would vibe most with Frank Castle, if it were an international manhunt, I believe that James Bond would be my best protection overall.


Also, James Bond is accustomed to more collaboration. Frank Castle and John Wick, although cool, are better suited for solo offensive missions.


Frank Castle is crude but deadly. He’s an executioner. He has protected successfully before. But he relies quite heavily on CIA intel to aid him in more elaborate operations.


John Wick is the best gunslinger alive. He’s an assassin. Those under his care often die — but he’s one hell of an avenger.


But James Bond demonstrates the most resourcefulness and ability to figure out solutions to difficult problems. He’s a professional spy and has protected people during his missions more than once.


So, overall, I’d go with Bond. James Bond.

[dynamicyandere]

Also, James Bond is very well versed in the world of crossing, double-crossing, double-agents, and triple-agents. He’ll know how to help me navigate all that.

[Joshydavid25]

Great answer!.. I definitely agree especially with John Wick and Frank Castle.. They seem great for offense.. The leave you in a hiding spot while they kill everybody coming their way type of protection.. Whereas Bond will protect have you in disguise sitting in a nice Hotel, while you wait for him to finish the job.. I can see that..

[dynamicyandere]

Thanks! Haha, exactly. James Bond will actually know where you’ll be safe and how to keep you safe.

Frank Castle will just shove you into a car and say, “Wait here.” *cocks gun*

And then the car gets stolen or some sh*t. And then he needs to track you down. 🤣

[dynamicyandere]

John Wick… Well… He’ll be really good at finding and killing whoever killed you. 🤣

[Joshydavid25]

I butchered that paragraph.. Lmao.. Now that you mentioned it.. John Wick and Frank Castle are the Coldest on the list, but for protection... They could probably do it, but you definitely won't come out unscathed.. 😂..

[BCRanger10]

Either Ethan Hunt or John Wick.

Ethan Hunt has plenty of experience being framed and chased and always manages to get to the truth and get himself exonerated.

And John Wick? I mean... he's John @#$%&@ Wick.

James Bond wouldn't be a threat. Throw some brandy, a deck of cards, and a prostitute at him and he's beyond useless.

I don't think Robert McCall or Jason Bourne would be interested because they both want out of that life. They might start out hunting me down, but their moral compasses are also strong enough that they'd do the right thing eventually.

Bryan Mills theoretically could be a problem, but I could see a similar type of situation with Bourne and McCall.

I don't know enough about Castle.

Awesome question 🙌

[Joshydavid25]

Damn, good analysis.. Especially McCall, Mills and Bond.. 😂.. Frank Castle is a beast, but he's probably the most sadistic out of this bunch..

[Joshydavid25]

Al Thanks man!

[Joshydavid25]

Also**

[BCRanger10]

Sure thing. I dig questions like these 😎

[BCRanger10]

Thank you for MHO 🙌

[Joshydavid25]

No, thank you bro!

[DizzyDesii]

I like James Bond and Bryan. I still don’t see the others as that interesting or scary. Give me Thomas Jane as the Punisher instead. John Wick 2 and 3 were good but i can't take Keanu little pigeon toed ass tryna fight seriously. 🤷‍♀️

[Joshydavid25]

Well, this is more about the characters themselves then who like you Desii.. 😂😂.. I'm sure you really like the guy that's protecting you from them..

[Joshydavid25]

Than**..

[DizzyDesii]

Im going based off skill not looks. And well i just feel Bond and the grandpa can save me better than Wick

[Joshydavid25]

I didn't think you were going based off looks, just more of the character that you liked.. But legit choices Desii.. Although multiple from Grandpa got "Taken"..

[Anonymous]

None of these guys except Robert mccall has a good record for protecting.
John wick let a guy kill his dog.
Jason Bourne got his girlfriend's brains blown out.
Ethan Hunt's wife and girlfriend's get kidnapped all the time.
Bryan Mills. Dead ex wife, daughter kidnapped on a yearly basis must have beer flavoured nipples.
Frank castles wife and kids murdered in front of him.

[Joshydavid25]

John Wick was caught off guard.. He see what happened when he was on guard despite being rusty, and older.. He was a damn near Superhuman killing machine.. Lmao..

Ethan Hunt actually got his wife out and she was living a peaceful life for a while..

You got a point about Bryan Mills.. 😂😂..

Once again he was caught off guard, he beat multiple men handcuffed in a prison, and went to to toe with Daredevil.. Like John Wick he is a killing machine, except more sadistic..

[Joshydavid25]

Also I believe Jason Bourne did protect a woman in the 3rd movie..

[NathanDavis]

to protect me, while the rest come after us?

or for me to protect them, while the rest come after us?

either way... I'd side with the Wicked

[Joshydavid25]

I put it in the Update, but good choice.

[Nikki1989]

Borat

[Joshydavid25]

LOL Well unfortunately Borat is not on the list..

[exitseven]

Frank Castle if i couldn't find this guy

[Joshydavid25]

Yeah the Punisher hits different NGL..

[Lynx122]

Jason Bourne :) I like him the most because I feel like his movies are the most realistic. It's still unrealistic but way more than some of the other ones.

[Joshydavid25]

Yes siiirr!

[MemeSupreme]

john wick or robert mccall bc they're literally superhumans lmao

john wick is a walking terminator without the strength and robert mccall slows down time

[Joshydavid25]

😂😂😂.. You're not wrong..

[jennifer_bloom]

I chose James Bond cause I do not believe he's ever killed an innocent person through collateral damage and none of his friends get assaulted beyond maybe a tiny slap.

[Joshydavid25]

That's a legit and understandable explanation..

[YesterdaysChild]

Jack Reacher.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/4M5wx17klH4

[Joshydavid25]

Unfortunately Jack Reacher isn't on the list.. But he seems like a good choice.. Although the Punisher (Frank Castle) and John Wick both fought through multiple groups of guys..

[AviatorTom]

I'd choose James Bond, but Dexter might do the best job of protecting me.

[Joshydavid25]

Dexter? Like Dexter Morgan?

[AviatorTom]

Yep, that's the guy.

[Booboolove69]

I say Jason Bourne because he always finds out the truth and is loyal and fair when he knows the truth he will protect undercover

[Joshydavid25]

That's a good choice and solid reasoning..

[IslaTheWitch]

I'm missing Simon "Ghost" Riley here... I would vote for him :D

But from the list - Wick

[Joshydavid25]

There's a few others that could have been on the list, but there's limits.. Ghost would've been a good choice.. But Mr. Wick it is.

[Siri137]

I'll pick Bond, but only because I don't really know the others.

[Joshydavid25]

Well... That's no fun.. JK.. Well Mr. Bond it is..

[DeeDeeDeVour]

John Wick!

You should have added Jack Reacher.

[Joshydavid25]

Yeah maybe instead of Ethan Hunt.. Should've put Jack Reacher.. 😂

[TheSpaceGnome]

The punisher, in some timelines he killed most of the marvel characters, seems quite a bit more op than the others on your list.

[Joshydavid25]

Oh yeah comic Punisher is something else.. He's also more sadistic.. He just likes violence.. Although the Marvel Universe thing is an outlier..

[TheSpaceGnome]

Yes, but do you want a protector that can bring down 80% of super humans? Or just some secret agent guy?

[Joshydavid25]

True, but I'm more talking about the movie/Netflix Punisher than the comic.. Just to make it fair. 😂.. Definitely not the outlier that is him somehow killing most Superhumans..

[TheSpaceGnome]

I haven't seen the netflix adaption, or any netflix adaptions for that matter lol.

[Joshydavid25]

Daredevil and Punisher are the good ones.. You can skip the rest, although You might like Jessica Jones.. I don't know about Like Cage.. I liked it, but it's just a bit above Iron Fist for many people..

[TheSpaceGnome]

From the advertising and youtube clips, netflix is too dark and brooding with how they handle the marvel universe. I prefer how Disney's MCU does it.

[Starrrboy]

I think if I wanted to stay alive I'd choose James Bond... good thing I'm not a chick or I'll be long gone 🤣... the others are pretty competent but they're better off solo..

[Joshydavid25]

Nice choice.. I feel that one.. You've hardly seen any protect anyone... Well maybe McCall in the second Equalizer movie sort of..

[Starrrboy]

I agree.

[Andres77]

Jason could most likely get in and get me out without notice, whereas just about everyone else would leave dozens of bodies everywhere.

[Joshydavid25]

You're not wrong.. Lmao..

[Andres77]

And when we get out the we’ll call cruise missile strikes on their headquarters and their containment facility and then we’ll find their financial backers and start working through the list.

[Joshydavid25]

Damn, make sure they pay plus tax.. Lmao..

[Andres77]

Taxes…I forgot about that. Yes, the piranha like lawyers will go after their estate. Thanks for reminding me

[Joshydavid25]

Hey, no problem.. Hopefully I uh... Get a little bit of the cut if you catch my drift.. 😎👉..

[Andres77]

Fight Club is an example…

[Joshydavid25]

We don't talk about that here.

[KostasKouvalis]

John Wick. He fights like 50 people at once and never gets harmed, at least not greatly.

[Joshydavid25]

Yeah, the baba yaga...

[love_conquers_lust]

The one that can relay intel of my innocence to the others to call off the hit.

[Joshydavid25]

Smart move, less bloodshed..

[Sparkie460]

I picked John wick because I actually met him and he's a really cool guy

[Joshydavid25]

Oh yes Mr. Keanu Reeves.. Many people love him..

[Sparkie460]

We talked like we've known each other for ever

[Paris13]

Mr. Quick Wick. lolxxoo

[Joshydavid25]

Quick Wick is Slick!!

[Paris13]

For This Chick!!! lolxxoo

[Hawkes_Lady]

John Wick as he is one bad ass $#@%$#&!!!

[Joshydavid25]

Most definitely.. Mr. Wick FTW!

[Singing_Hollow]

Someone watches too many movies lol.

[Joshydavid25]

Well yeah at one point I wanted to be an actor and I also love storytelling.. But these movies span over years as well so plenty of time to watch them. 😎👉..

[Massageman]

Walker, Texas Ranger.

[Joshydavid25]

Thanks for your Input but Walker is a ranger and not a Spy or Assassin.. LOL..

[The-Stud]

I don't need hell.. bring it on !

[Joshydavid25]

Alrighty my guy!..

[The-Stud]

Too easy challeneg man.. try something harder next time

[Joshydavid25]

Hahahaha.. Guess that's why they call you the stud..

[The-Stud]

Yea my man 😎
Well you are no less of a stud either

[Joshydavid25]

Thanks man.. Means a lot coming from the Stud..

[The-Stud]

Keep it up man!

[Anonymous]

John Shaft, because everybody knows he's a bad MF!

[Joshydavid25]

Unfortunately Mr. Shaft isn't on this list.. He seems more like a Law Officer than a special agent.. LOL..

[Anonymous]

no joel from the last of us?

[Joshydavid25]

Well there's so much space G@G let's you have... Also Joel is not a Spy or Assassin.. He would be suited better for a question about protection during a Zombie apocalypse..

[TiaNour]

I could take them

[Joshydavid25]

I don't see you on this list ma'am.. Lmao..

[Fuentes]

Gotta go with Wick lol

[Joshydavid25]

F: Aye Mr Wick we gotta plan?
Mr. Wick: *Glocks gun* Yyy-eeaah..

[Dreamclouds]

Frank, I just like him

[Joshydavid25]

I feel that one.. Nothing like a sympathetic man of violence..

[LavLavLuv]

John wick

[Joshydavid25]

Yyy-eeaah!!

[Wise4myage]

Bond, James Bond.

[Joshydavid25]

Yes siiirr!..