Girls. Would you pass the wall test?

[purplepoppy]

The wall test as shown in the photo involves standing tiptoe to wall and leaning in with a straight back. The desired result is your breasts should prevent your nose from touching the wall and the bigger the nose-wall gap the better.

The bigger the nose-wall gap the greater men will like you resulting in both better employment opportunities and choice of husband. Plus you'll be more respected among your peers.

So thoughts, does the wall test work and would you pass?

Yeah sounds legit

It depends on how big your feet are

No I've a giant nose

I'm a man, I've just tried this and passed as wife material.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh! Oh! I get the job! ... oh, wait. I don't want to work this winter so... um... nope, no where close. All nose here. Sorry.

[OneViewpoint]

This is science. Every time a woman tries to chat me up, I march her straight to the nearest empty wall and ask her to prove herself before I invest 30 min in a conversation. I also check her for a padded bra, implants, silicone bra inserts, stuffed toilet paper assisted cleavage, etc.

[Keyboardkat]

What does a person's body shape or chest size have to do with how good an employee they will be? This is just insane!

[FreyaRed]

Sound legit. I have just unimpressive B cup boobs but I have relatively big chest when I breath in and small nose.

[RubyRed12343]

Experience? Skills? Education? Nah, Wall test first.

[Natasha1995]

Never tried it, don't want to. If the so-called nose-wall gap is important to get a job, then I'll fail miserably.

[Alex-Snow]

Nat u have nothing to worry about :)

[queenofcardio]

They will only touch the wall if I lean back and put them out.

[Lliam]

That's the first part of every job interview for women. "Please stand over here and touch your boobs to the wall."

[Nikki1989]

If I was standing like that, not a chance.

[Levin]

The question is, would a lot of men here pass the wall test?

[DryGermanGuy]

I think she is more suited for a Lara Croft portrayal competition test… 🤔🤪

[Apulu_backagain]

5 mins craft taught me how to enlarge my chest with a shawl, finally can use that information.

[elizamichale1]

I would definitely pass but I would have loved to apply to places who would hire this way

[NathanDavis]

is this for Hooters?

or is that Honkers? for you British people... lol

[LisaMariexoxo]

I have A cups so my face would be smashed against that wall 😁

[cherrytreeblossom]

same :|

[douride2]

Well either I have a big nose & long feet or I am flat. LOL

[cherrytreeblossom]

depends a whole lot more on the size of one's stomach than anyone would care to admit

[lightbulb27]

you'll get better stock options as well. double bonus!

[Sirenboobzilla]

Oh hoho I've got this in the bag! 👊

[WonderingManII]

The picture makes me feel a bit horny. She's got a nice rack.

[stratford]

I'd hire them if they failed - I prefer a lower profile in the chest area

[fivebyfour]

I tried this with my erect penis and failed it,,,

[Anonymous]

I dont have boobs, I probably wouldn't pass...

[katiesmuff]

Guess it would depend on the size of my feet

[OlderAndWiser]

"Entertainment & Arts?"

[TonyMetal___86]

Now i know why women have longer lives 😂

[goaded]

Because they don't bump their heads on walls so often?

[TonyMetal___86]

@goaded 🤣🤣

[Dargil]

I like the pencil test. (WTF is that?)

[Paige90]

Yes I would

[Alex-Snow]

Ummm why do I know that!!!

[I_am_a_human]

I chose the last option just to be silly.

[nik_the_cur]

I've heard of a similar test for guys

[wkhan_87]

I think almost every girl can pass it easily

[robocop666]

This is an ingenious idea.

[Chazmatazz269]

🤣🤣🤣

[jenna815]

*lol*

[BADGER44]

very good