What would you do if your cat or dog demanded payment first before they allow you to use the toilet?

[Still-alive]

I demand both kibbles AND bits hooman!

I guess i better pay them.

I just push em off. im the human so i get final say!

I'd do something else (say what)

[CrazyGirl2]

I’d say sure, no problem… then calculate how much she has cost me in food, vet bills, & housing up to that point in her life, (especially when I’m on vacation or out of town) and after subtracting what I owe the pet for using the toilet, tell her how much she owes me! Then I’d give her 30 days to pay in full out it will go to collections! Then tell her that collections is a euphemism for euthanasia, and ask if she REALLY wants to keep playing this bullshit game?

[beebella]

Sit on them to assert my dominance. 😈

[MikeInHawaii]

I bit a puppy, once.

[LovingLoverReturned]

Are you by any chance overweight?

[beebella]

@LovingLoverReturned I'm not. 😂

[Still-alive]

Pretty forward question there lol

[LovingLoverReturned]

Good to know 😁 it will only intimidate but not crush them.

[call_me_scar]

I'd hold my breath and threaten to blow the air on his face, he hates the feeling enough to back off a few steps

[MikeInHawaii]

After I peed all over the dog, he’s learn not to get between an old man and a toilet!

[TransAm85]

I have a German Shepard and he wasn't trained either. I think my husband named him Canelo on purpose, if u know the boxer Canelo Alvarez. He'd protect the toilet til u pay him! lol

[wheresmrcunnunglis]

square up with them

[Sour-rose]

... O hell no. You my little bro/sister but NO DAMN WAY I'M LETTIN' AN ANIMAL SAY I CAN'T USE MY OWN TOILET

[Aerissa_Jade]

That's easy, go pick up a plastic bag and crinkle it, that is a magic sound for treats or something. They'll go running to me in the other room.

[Cherry234]

Just take my pet off the toilet seat, bring him/her outside, and lock the door lol.

[Dinklex3]

The toilet?
No. MY toilet.
Id just push them off, lol.

[menina]

I have no cats nor dogs so this would never be a reason to be worried about.

[Jackblue]

Run run away, my pets are possessed by demons obviously since they can talk.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I would pick them up and place them outside of the bathroom

[Apulu_Imback]

Did your cat do this? Lol

[Still-alive]

nah he never goes in the bathroom lol

[desperatelyhungry]

I-…. That’s enough internet for the day

[Apple1996]

Id give that kitty money 💰

[Koneko911]

Threaten to flush her ass. She'll run away

[countrygirl8754]

Lol 😂 I'm not sure give them a treat?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I guess I better pay them.

[_deeznuts]

call animal control