What was said at a funeral that you will never forget?

[Being_a_good_Indian]

[FunkyMonkee]

At my brother's funeral, mom crying and being so cold because it was held outside on a cold day. I sat close to her and for probably the first time in my life, put my arm around her and held her.
At dad's funeral, I cried like a baby, partly because of a song I had played at the service, "Hold Me, My Daddy" by XTC. It's a bit of a story but, that song actually patched things up between us perpetually warring dogs about 17 years earlier!
At mom's funeral, one of my ex-sisters started a verbal fight with a good friend of the family right there at mom's coffin, my other ex-sister threatened to have the police come and take mom's sister out of the funeral home even though she and I had been the ONLY one's in the family that were taking care of mom the last couple years of her life!! Those 2 greedy bitches were robbing her blind!!
And, that same aunt's funeral when NOBODY at the service even gave me condolences even though I was the only one that had been living with her and taking care of her during HER last 2 years!! They all acted like I wasn't even there!!

[SaoirseS]

One family rented a bus for transport to the cemetery after the church service. I was standing at the back of the crowd during the graveside service, with one member of the family, a boy about age 11-12, standing beside me. The skies were getting dark, then we felt a few raindrops. The boy turned to me and said:

Ashes to ashes

Dust to dust

Let's bury this fucker

And get on the bus.

[melanieeeB]

The aunt of my father (his funeral) came up to me, I have never seen this woman before, trying to act like my bff and I was cold to her and then she said "Ask your mom, she knows I don't have any fault in it" .. referring to all the terrible things my father did to my mom and me and where everyone knew but nobody did a damn thing. I hope they all pay their price and Karma gets them lol