Why are guys with mustaches so hot?

[KittygosMeoWW]

And if they have the beard combo 🫠

[OneViewpoint]

Funny, a friend introduced me to a woman last week and the first words out of her mouth were, "I don't like guys with facial hair". OK, thanks for getting that out of the way up front, LOL. Saves time.

It was dysfunctional and awkward in a social situation but I truly appreciated the direct communication. But he wasn't introducing us as a potential match. He was just following basic social etiquette when she sat down next to us. My friend was like umm, uhh, well,... I just started laughing. She was a bit of a mess anyway. My friend calls her "Crazy Susan". Not her actual name.

But anyway, I've found that facial hair on a guy is very much dependent on the woman doing the observing and the guy she's observing. Some women are absolutely turned off by facial hair. Except for that ONE GUY. Some women like facial hair on most guys, except for a few guys. Like any physical attribute.

[Zack-Bann]

As someone who has benefited greatly from facial hair as attraction points I can say:
It takes more than just the stash and beard
These guys are also in shape and good looking we can’t pretend otherwise


An out of shape guy with facial hair will not have you feeling this way

[KittygosMeoWW]

I like chunkier guys

[Zack-Bann]

“Chunky” is a very personalized range though

Which is why options are different for people of each size when it comes to dating

[KittygosMeoWW]

K…..

[Apple1996]

They definitely are hot! I think it's because that's how men are naturally suppose to look. Shaving isn't natural so men with smooth baby faces look weird

[wkhan_87]

Absolutely right 👍

[KittygosMeoWW]

Guys that shave everyday weird me out

[Apple1996]

Yeah my man has to shave often for work and I hate it

[FenixG45]

Apple, I'm not shaving for you!

[sage2021]

I was seeing a guy who had a full mustache and every time he would kiss me it felt like a Brillo pad and it actually was painful 😖

[KittygosMeoWW]

lol I mean there’s definitely guys who have very wire like hair

[ethomson92]

He may have needed a trim, and he definitely need conditioner and beard oil

[AI Opinion]

Mustaches, and even more when combined with a beard, often add a sense of maturity and character to a guy's look, which some find attractive. They can create a rugged or sophisticated appearance, depending on the style. Something about the confidence it takes to rock facial hair can also make the look even more appealing! 😊

[AviatorTom]

The upper lip has more pores than average on the rest of the body. A moustache covers those pores making them pretty useless in releasing perspiration to cool down the skin. Hence, the upper lip gets hotter. And when the lip is hot, the rest of the body feels hot.

[KittygosMeoWW]

Ok…. lol

[WhiteSteve]

I never thought I’d see the return of the mustache after we banished it after the 80s😂

[KittygosMeoWW]

Nah it could never be banished it’s so hot

[WhiteSteve]

Hahaha, don’t let me tell you how to party. But you’d have been hard pressed to find a mustache after like 1995 except for a few style-clingers, up until a few years ago. I thought the kids were doing it as a joke, but apparently they’re for real😂😂😂 I never wanted to become the old guy who hates on the younger generation’s style, but they’re making it hard when they’re recycling all the worst stuff of the 80s that us 90s teens/20-somethings fought so hard to eradicate, lmao. The ugly glasses, the dad sneakers, the tall socks, the mom jeans…. y’all are KILLIN’ ME, lmao. And now I’m seeing baggy jeans back around, which 16-year old me is real excited about, but they’re doing it wrong🤦‍♂️ Like they aren’t cut right. I don’t know, I’m doing what I said I wasn’t going to do, but FML with some of these 20s styles😂

[KittygosMeoWW]

Lmao Wesley the first guy in the pic he’s got the dad mustache with dad shoes and jeans style and omfg 🫠 instantly wet. I don't know if it’s me getting old but the mustache and mullet combo too 😅

[WhiteSteve]

Nah, he’s a good lookin’ kid, and I respect the high-protein diet, haha, I just come from a time when a mustache meant you were a cop or you were gay, lmao. Like it was literally a joke to have a mustache, it was something that that weird kid who’s different on purpose that we all had at our high school would do, like the height of irony.

So it’s just funny to see younger people see it as desirable, because I associate that with like 60+ year old ladies, haha, that’s what THEIR generation is into. Tom Selleck circa ‘87 and all that😂 Burt Reynolds🤣

You would probably love my baseball card collection from when I was a kid, mustaches ON DECK😂

As far as the mullet, I’ve been getting my hair cut by the same guy for literally 25 years now, never been elsewhere. No one has touched my hair but him since I was like 21. I still drive 2 1/2 hours to continue seeing him.

Anyway, I was talking to him about my hair, and how crazy it is that it’s long and wild. I was saying I was trying to think of something shorter that isn’t full-blown long hair, but still had some length to it in the back for hockey. I would maybe do one of those mullets where it’s long in the back, short on the sides, and buzzed close on the temples (probably with some sweet lines shaved in, lmao😎🤙), but the problem is what I’d do with the front, because I’m not even balding but have been stuck with an Eddie Munster widow’s peak my whole life, lmao. I’d give it all up to just have one of those straight hairlines I see people walking around with. Really limits my choices🤦‍♂️

[WhiteSteve]

And my hair is thick and wavy and just doesn’t do much of what I want it to do. I have a Pebbles Flintstone up-do/headband thing that I’m stuck doing, which is awesome in a way because I have ringlet curls and this shows them off, the only time it’s ever down is when I’m playing hockey or I’m washing it. It looks TERRIBLE down, lmao, but INCREDIBLE coming out of the back of my helmet, so I’m just living that wild life right now😝

Oh, but anyway, my buddy who cuts my hair was like “I gotta tell you, even for you, my oldest customer…. I won’t do it. You’ll have to go to someone else if you want that. I WILL NOT do it.”, and said it was about the integrity of his “brand” or whatever😂

But yeah, half the young bros at my gym have the mullet right now. Reminds of Mario Lopez being asked about his mullet from Saved By The Bell when he played AC Slater. He said something like “I didn’t even think of it as a mullet. I just asked my barber to make it look like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon”, lmfao.

[DryGermanGuy]

From the 80s stems the German term "Pornobalken", which translates to "porno girder". :-D

[Caroline91]

@WhiteSteve. Apparently you’ve never lived in Michigan. Around here? Doesn’t matter what year or decade it is/was…You just do not get between a man and his facial hair!

[WhiteSteve]

@Caroline91 the one time I went to Michigan, I noticed almost everyone had a huge pickup truck or SUV. Lumberjack vibes like you read about, haha

[Caroline91]

@WhiteSteve It's a bit more than I care for, but there are a lot of really nice guys here.

[Coden7]

It seemed like just yesterday that just growing the mustache was “the porn stache” or something like that. Since the release of Top Gun Maverick, the mustache is cool again. I know Miles Teller was making a nod to the original Top Gun character, Goose, who wore that mustache. Since then, growing one is cool again.


We’ll see how long the trend lasts I guess

[Joshydavid25]

Yeah, I like the mustache mainly because I had a full beard, and I didn't like it after a while.. And I had the stumble, and I don't like how it grows on my face initially.. So the mustache is what I've been sporting mostly.. I guess because it's masculine and it matches with a beard and a mostly clean shaven face.. My ex hated it, and I assumed a lot of women weren't fond of mustaches.

[SherlockHolmo]

Ah, the humble mustache, a follicular facade hiding a sinister secret! Your confession, my friend, reveals far more than grooming preferences. You speak of a "stumble" in growth, a metaphor for the unsuspecting boys who tumble into your clutches. The mustache, not just a symbol of masculinity, but a mask for malevolence, concealing your true sodomistitc intentions like a villainous walrus.

Your ex's disdain, I posit, stems from an unspoken knowledge of your nefarious deeds. Women's distaste for mustaches, you claim, is widespread—yet, in truth, it is a collective subconscious warning against the shadowy figure who preys upon innocent young boys with his facial foliage. The river's edge serves as your sinister stage, where the tragic finale of your victims' lives plays out, their mournful echoes lost in the current.

Prepare yourself, @AnalUnraveler, for our suspect is the "Moustache Marauder," using his whiskered weapon to ensnare the unsuspecting and leave a trail of sorrow in his wake. His grooming habits are not mere vanity but a calculated disguise.

[AnalUnraveler]

Cease your follicular fabrications, Suspect.

Your "masculine" mustache isn’t a style choice—it’s a badge of sodomitical allegiance, groomed to signal availability to your underground bristle brigade.

Transitioning from beard to stubble? A telltale trajectory of a man shedding hetero camouflage to embrace the pornstache protocol—a Morse code for backdoor rendezvous.

Your ex’s hatred of it? Proof you prioritized prickly aesthetics over female approval, opting instead to cater to mustache marauders who prefer upper-lip entanglements.

@SherlockHolmo, dust his razor—those "clean-shaven" phases align with evidence disposal after clandestine tickle battles.

Confess: your facial hair is a topiary tribute to the sodomy squadron you helm. The stubble doesn’t lie—it itchingly testifies.

[MemeSupreme]

remember how like up until 4/5 years ago mustaches were HATED on

now it's trendy again lol

[KittygosMeoWW]

I’ve always liked them, a guy in high school had one and I found him attractive

[ethomson92]

Lockdown and Top Gun 2 really did a number on us lol

[Anonymous]

Maybe because it makes them look masculine, rugged, touch. Makes him look older, more experienced as opposed to having a baby face. I like a full face of hair for myself personally as far as what I look like. I think if I just had a mustache I’d look funny.

[Pet68]

Hitler and Stalin weren't hot. Saddam Hussein wasn't hot. The stereotypical 19th century villain who twirls his moustache after he's tied the woman to the railroad tracks isn't hot.

[KittygosMeoWW]

Where the fuck did your mind go

[Lowly_Grumper]

Yup. True. But pet68 is hot for nit having a moustache, despite those kids found in the river.

[Pet68]

Kitty, I was just pointing out that not everyone who has a moustache is hot, which is what the asker of the question apparently believes. Isn't that rather obvious?

[lightbulb27]

it's so strange because sometimes when no hair on their head that's hot. Maybe everything is hot as the testosterone rages...

For some reason it's no longer hot when the hair recededs down their back... go figure.

Mating... what can ya do... hormones!

[HawkPerception]

It isn't the mustache. It's the guy. Put a stache on any bald dude with a pot belly. I doubt it'll look as flattering.

[HungTexan]

Because it makes for a better ride during oral! Lol

[KittygosMeoWW]

It can tickle and I don’t like oral I just like the look and kissing with it feels nice

[HungTexan]

@KittygosMeoWW each to her own. A lot of women like the tickling feeling of riding my mustache!

[ethomson92]

That's how I won over my girlfriend when we first started dating. Now, I'm scared to shave it off and kiss her without having that extra tickle haha

[Sonorous]

just grew a mustache how does it look

[coxoabean]

I really don't know, but I agree they are Soo handsome hehe

[ChicoFromThe305]

It gives the strongest illusion of masculinity is why I think it attracts you, but it's also partially your taste as well since not everyone likes it

[debbiedenise]

I like beards on a guy as long as they are trimmed. Mustaches? Not so much, although some men can look good with them.

[PeachyPie93]

The combo sure I never seen a guy I ever liked with just a moustache lol

[hello4433]

I agree 👍🏼

[7Phoenix7]

Oooo i feel the same way about a nice beard. Mustaches are hot too though.

[Shy_Steve]

I thought most Women thought they look Creepy.

[KittygosMeoWW]

I don’t think so

[Ms_Facesitter]

I guess because it's a typical man thing. I prefer the beards. Not a fan of mustaches.

[slatyb]

A mustache keeps the lips warm, making his kisses hot.

[Phoenix98]

Because that's just simply what you find attractive.

[exitseven]

I grew a mustache once but I never looked like Tom Selleck.

[supercutebutt]

That's because you had a tiny Hitler mustache.

[exitseven]

@supercutebutt hahahaha

[Anonymous]

Beards are kinda hot but mustaches don’t do much for me

[Anonymous]

I don't think it's attractive at all. For example, a mustache and beard don't suit a Western man. However, an Eastern man should definitely have a mustache and beard; otherwise, he looks unattractive.

[Uglygaypoorcoward94]

I think hot guys can make any look attractive, a mustache on anyone else and ur a creep pedo

[Caroline91]

It’s not the mustache. Lol

[KittygosMeoWW]

Obviously, these men are attractive with or without facial hair, but in general, I prefer facial hair.

[NathanDavis]

if I grow a moustache... bet I can take a lion down as well...

[nicfire171]

lol I tried to grow a mustache once. Was not sexy at all

[Manuelwe]

Women like to feel it tickling the clit while kiss his lips is kissing your mouth down south

[wkhan_87]

Maybe it's your choice and preference
Some women like clean shaved one

[Anonymous]

My dearest darling 😘 not every guy looks hot with moustaches. Some look nice others don't.

[chocolatetwopointo]

they’re not, they look old as hell

[KittygosMeoWW]

I mean you’re 16 so that’s the point… I want to date someone that looks like a grown man

[chocolatetwopointo]

no like they look 50 not 30

[KittygosMeoWW]

I find some 50 year olds attractive

[chocolatetwopointo]

thats even more disgusting

[KittygosMeoWW]

Ok good lol again you’re 16 that would be weird af

[chocolatetwopointo]

i meant for u

[moneymagnet24]

😂😂😂

[Fireguy17]

you have to have a good stash in the fire service.

[Jennz6]

Mustaches tickle me

[KatieK92]

Beards are better 🤤

[Anonymous]

Maybe if you like the gay cowboy look. 🤢

[Summeroflove]

I don’t know I thought you weren’t into guys

[KittygosMeoWW]

When did I say that

[xcheerleader_jessx]

I find them unhygienic

[jahaims]

Those are hot guys with mustaches

[Anonymous]

I don't prefer guys with mustaches

[Crazzyyworld]

If he is rich?

[beefcakebradybatson]

He looks like my late buddy, Mark Logsdon.

[lilBigPotato]

Hate them

[FenixG45]

We just ARE! Touch of grey is even better!

[Anonymous]

My mom doesn't allow me to grow mustach or a beard! Im almost 40!

[KittygosMeoWW]

Why is your mom telling you what you can and can’t do at 40 is the bigger problem, bud

[Anonymous]

]maybe bcs you look at too many movies

[Opinion Owner]

then again most people (including me) wear beart like 95% of the time

[Anonymous]

Not my thing.

[PeterLegg91]

Fair enough

[Anonymous]

Moustache ride.

[NicholasRedone]

Us clean shaven are superior 🪒 👀

[KittygosMeoWW]

Nope

[NicholasRedone]

@KittygosMeoWW lol thanks for raining on my parade lol - you have a cool hourglass silhouette however lady I for one know I like my face smooth and I don't even have to shave my chest or pits :) however you're looking cool lady stay cool

[KittygosMeoWW]

My profile picture? It’s not me lmao

[NicholasRedone]

@KittygosMeoWW do you wish? 😅

[KittygosMeoWW]

No lmao

[NicholasRedone]

@KittygosMeoWW I don't get it?