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Flirting Pick-Up Lines: The Good, The Bad, The Weird (Page 2) Jenny12345 Follow Xper 4 Age: 31 Follow FacebookTwitterWhatsApp 53 Pick-Up Lines: The Good, The Bad, The Weird Post Opinion 47 Opinion Like Share Follow 8 likes
Pejtu Follow Yoda Age: 29 +1 y Pick up lines in 2019 come on people its not 1995 or 2000 Nobody is doing that 0 3 Reply Ropemarks +1 y I wish this were true. Reply Pejtu +1 y @Ropemarks i never used pickup lines in my life and for some reason i had 4 girlfriends so you know Reply Jenny12345 +1 y I agree buts its funny Reply
CornKing Follow Xper 5 Age: 21 +1 y "Hey do you like soda? cause I am going to mount and do you", "are you trash? because I want to take you out", "you should sell hotdogs because you sure know how to make a weiner stand" 0 0 Reply
Anonymous (25-29) +1 y Hey girl, was your face forged by Sauron? Because you're Preciousssss. 0 0 Reply
Mr_Mystery Follow Xper 6 Age: 25 +1 y There is only few things in this world that are as retarded as the concept of pick up lines. 1 1 Reply EclipseoftheHeart +1 y Name one. Reply
CaptainSmartass Follow Guru Age: 33 +1 y Whenever I see a beautiful girl, I start to stutter. Wh-wh-what's your name?Simples... 1 0 Reply
hornyoldguy Follow Xper 6 Age: 49 +1 y another for the corny but sometimes effective. if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? 0 0 Reply
NovissimumVirorum Follow Master Age: 29 +1 y 425 opinions shared on Flirting topic. Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow. 0 0 Reply
SpunkNugget Follow Xper 7 Age: 31 +1 y I would tell you that you're beautiful inside and out, but I haven't been inside you yet. 0 0 Reply
IdentetarianimSucks Follow Xper 5 Age: 29 +1 y A pickup line for Baptists"How artest thou doingst" 0 0 Reply
AnonamousMe Follow Xper 2 Age: 37 +1 y Find a girl that's not to close you. Signal to her to come over with your finger, then when she comes over say "I know if I fingered you, you'd cum" 0 0 Reply
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Pick up lines in 2019 come on people its not 1995 or 2000
Nobody is doing that
I wish this were true.
@Ropemarks i never used pickup lines in my life and for some reason i had 4 girlfriends so you know
I agree buts its funny
"Hey do you like soda? cause I am going to mount and do you", "are you trash? because I want to take you out", "you should sell hotdogs because you sure know how to make a weiner stand"
I have a deficiency in vitamin U. Would you volunteer?
Hey girl, was your face forged by Sauron? Because you're Preciousssss.
All pick-up lines do to me is make me cringe honestly
There is only few things in this world that are as retarded as the concept of pick up lines.
Name one.
Whenever I see a beautiful girl, I start to stutter. Wh-wh-what's your name?
Simples...
another for the corny but sometimes effective.
if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
I would tell you that you're beautiful inside and out, but I haven't been inside you yet.
A pickup line for Baptists
"How artest thou doingst"
Find a girl that's not to close you. Signal to her to come over with your finger, then when she comes over say "I know if I fingered you, you'd cum"
hahaha love cringy and funny ouns/pick up lines!
Weirdest one: wanna flavor my beard?
I'm guessing it also helps if you're Matt LeBlanc.
I enjoyed reading this 😂😂
Fat penguin. I said something to break the ice
I am no good with pick up lines..
All of them are quite amusing.
Not a gynecologist but let me take a look