I am getting drunk tonight and before I fully get there, it's been suggested I avoid G@G because of my flirting problem. So.. avoid or keep posting?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

For the record it ends up being guys or girls. It really doesn't matter. It isn't leading to anything. Or it might. Who knows? I won't remember it anyway.

Get your drink on, but put the phone down.

Drunk Bri = Best Bri. Flirt away!

Updates

+1 y

In case anyone was worried, nothing is wrong. Im celebratin'!

[NathanDavis]

for those who really care about you, should be... put the phone down... and those are the votes that should matter

[Ez-Bri-Z]

*hug*

They are, but im sorta kinda celebrating something too

[NathanDavis]

*hug* celebrate away, but the very best Bri is the truly one, with the beautiful soul, the beautiful mind and the beautiful eyes... so... cheers to that

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Aww... ok you are gonna make me an emotional drunk saying all those nice things. You are so awesome possum

[NathanDavis]

🍷 💛

[Ez-Bri-Z]

🥰🥰💞

[exitseven]

If you flirt with me i will know it is the tequila talking. Its' all good.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Only ones off limits are like the under 18s... cause gross.

[exitseven]

I am 50. so no worries.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

50 is the new 20. So that makes you practically a youngin'

[exitseven]

I feel pretty young these days.
Glad you are celebrating. What's going on?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Well... between you and i...

Its August 1st.

And im only 11 days away from knowing the meaning of life.

[exitseven]

I used to do that as well. I could always find a reason to drink. Happy August first. What do you think the meaning of life might be? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

The number 42

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[Ez-Bri-Z]

You're very welcome!

[Anonymous]

I think I'm too boring, I hate alcohol. Never in 21 years of life have I gotten drunk and have I always wondered if very drunk people really don't remember what they did? That's too risky, if it's true. I think that's why getting drunk has never caught my attention. I'm afraid of not having control over myself.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I didn't drink until I was over 21 myself. Dont drink to excess and you are fine. You can remember everything just fine. Your reasons are very similar to my own and why I still don't want to try any sort of drug.

[Sue_Free]

Ah... All the guys are going innn... but seriously put the phone down. Let's say the 31 people end up flirting with you, that flirting won't stop tomorrow, but your tipsy feeling will. Keep that in mind.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I'm a natural flirt anyway so it won't really bother me too much. I just am pickier about who I flirt with when sober.

Luckily I am now sober and it appears that this pretty much went off without a hitch. Nothing too embarrassing or anything. I also don't get drunk very often so this will be like a lunar eclipse, not because of the rarity or anything, just because they can all be hard to look at.

Ty for the comment 😊

[Mofunfour20]

I think we all know your going to do what you feel makes you happiest regardless. Drinking in moderation diminishes the likelihood of you making poor choices.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I do nothing in moderation. Give it your best effort or nothing at all!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sa fro em I sya kpee potsing adn fi yuo cna reda thsi yuo aer nto drnuk enouhg. Oen shto, tow shost, haev a shto fro em. Flitr awya yuo seyx gril.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

As for me I say keep posting and if you can read this you are not drunk enough. one shot. Two shot have a shot for me. Flirt away you sexy girl.

*drinks away more*

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Wlel thta wsa Ze-Irb-Z adn I guses yuo aer nto drknu yte. Whta aer yuo drinknig?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Strawberry margaritas

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hvae a starwberry margartia ni ym honro. Hwo amny os raf?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Like half way through my first but im a freaking lightweight so it usually only takes like 1 or 2

[Static_In_The_Attic]

emosA! retfA ruoy dn2 knird yrt gniyas eht gniwollof eerht semit.

Irish wristwatch Irish wristwatch I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

*cry*

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/msSc7Mv0QHY Party time! Please don’t cry.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What a snoozefest, when does the flirting start?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

When do you want it to start?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/RktX4lbe_g4

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Any day now, hahaha.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

https://voca.ro/15km6QNBpjnh

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Who needs a video when I can do it myself!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

And for the record, yes that was 100% me. I have a lot of talents with my tongue, including vibrating the tip of it

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Love the crickets & well done as well. Did you have a hangover?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

No hangover. Since it doesn't take me much to get drunk I don't get as dehydrated to get one

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Good deal & try not to drink too much & if you do I hope you are at home drinking & not out driving.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

It was last night and yes I was definitely at home

[Static_In_The_Attic]

So was it your birthday?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

No but it will be in a few more days

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Awesome & Happy Early Birthday!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Tyvm!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are welcome very much!

[MyDixieNormus]

I wanna meet drunk bri. Also once sober there would absolutely have to have a throwdown on some peanut butter m&ms

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Omg yes! I am in!

[MyDixieNormus]

Thats what I'm talking about. Hell yeah darlin go girl

[MTC29]

I'm on my second Wild Turkey 101, but I know (and respect) your previously stated preferences. Even so, cheers!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Tonight is a strawberry margarita night!

[420Rachel]

I voted wrong. Get your drunk on and talk to us! 😎

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Done and done!

Ok... flirt line... I promised flirting... uh.. uh... got it!

420 only comes twice a day, but maybe we can make it more if you'd like. After all, weed and alcohol are great but neither are as intoxicating as you.

Nailed it.

[420Rachel]

Damn girl. You makin me blush 😳😏

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I'm doing my best!

If I promise flirting by God we are getting some flirting in here.

[Andres77]

As long as you don't send out your number...
But if you know you'll do something that you'll regret... just take a break.
Just know that we'll miss you.
Enjoy your night!

[Andres77]

We don't agree on everything but I still have a lot of respect for you and I'm a big fan.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

No, no numbers. I think the worst things I've done is like a lot of flirting. Some totally non nude photos and I ended up with an online friends with benefits once. Iunno... getting drunk is so weird sometimes

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Aww thank you!

[Andres77]

When you remember... please tell us the good news

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Listen, there are very few things in life I regret. My hairstyle my freshman year in high school, collecting troll dolls, that time I ate at Olive Garden. All tragic things. One drunk night is fiiiine

[Andres77]

Sweet!
Cheers!
I cracked open a beer just for this.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Yes! Celebration time!

[TommyMountainFigure]

Enjoy yaself. You only live once, and if you're celebrating something too? congrats.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Thank you!

[TommyMountainFigure]

You're welcome.
I'm on the wagon as of 4 years and 2 months so I can't join ya, but I'll have an orange juice and raise me glass to toast what you're celebrating.. is that ok?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Well, thank you for asking. I am celebrating August 1st.

Why, you ask from behind the screen, but with your fingers as you type it, but maybe you don't because I am about to answer it.

Because I am that girl who celebrates the start of her birth month. Another year down.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Well yes I did want to know, I just thought it too personal to ask :) thanks you for sharing and happy birth month

[Phoenix98]

Speaking of my own experiences of drinking and getting on GaG probably wouldn't be the best idea lol.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Or... orrrrrrrr... it could be the best idea.

Yeah.. think about it.

This guy knows what I'm talking about -> 🤨

[Phoenix98]

Hmmm I suppose though once you start just typing random letters in your words then it might be time to stop but you ain't there yet.

*thinks back to my drunk messages* hmm well something good did come out of drinking and being on gag last time so I guess -_-.

Lol.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Cause I have the world's best autocorrect on my phone.

If this were on my pc I'd be screwed, but hey it wouldn't be the first time I was screwed while drunk

Wait...

[Phoenix98]

Lol we'll see about that I did to and they still came out jacked up /=.

Lol who hasn't? *shrugs*

[Ez-Bri-Z]

You. I like you. You are alright in my book.

[Phoenix98]

Well I am a pretty easy going and laid back guy it's kinda hard not to lol.

And ditto.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Also cause you can rise from the ashes. You have that going for you too.

[Phoenix98]

True but sometimes they get everywhere, ashes are a bitch to clean up.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Plus getting them into the correct piles of ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Very time consuming.

[Phoenix98]

It's very technical got to go to school for it.. all that, gotta make the piles the right shape very time consuming. And don't even get me started about the egg.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

They made a whole home ec course about caring for that damn egg.

[Phoenix98]

Yup they sure did and we're not even allowed to eat them either -_-.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

No wonder I had go repeat the class three times.

[Phoenix98]

Omg you ate the babies?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I mean... they were eggs.

[Phoenix98]

Yeah fair enough.

[DaveToo]

Girl, you can celebrate as much as you like. Just be careful of the liver damage. Flirt away!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I only drink like once every couple of months and im like drunk after 1 or 2 drinks

[DaveToo]

I lost a sister-in-law to alcoholism. I'm sensitive to it. Not that I am against it.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I am definitely sorry for your loss. My uncle was the same. Its like 8 drinks a year so I'm not crazy with it

[DaveToo]

That's kewl! I'm unable to have alcohol. Diabetes sucks.

[TheBootyChest]

Keep posting here with people who you can trust. Like me.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Just keep your booty off my chest because I am not a pirate.

... matey

[TheBootyChest]

ARRRRRRRR!!! You got me there.

[Anonymous]

Thanks for all of the pics! Looks like you had fun for sure.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Np at all! Remember you promised to delete that last set. Those were only for you. 😉

[Opinion Owner]

Every time I hover my finger over that delete button, I stop... wondering how you managed to get in that angle without damaging yourself..

[Ez-Bri-Z]

My body, like my morals, are apparently way more flexible than I thought. 😁

[Yourfriend2021]

Well I guess this question is old so did you have fun getting drunk?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Absolutely! Though since you posted today and I did say flirting was going on, let's do one in the spirit of that evening...

If you play your cards right, we just might get you out of that Yourfriendzone and into more of a Yourfriend with benefits one.

There you go, now you can feel like part of that evening!

[Yourfriend2021]

How nice of you :) Follow me if you want to be friends. I'll try to play my cards right, lol

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lmao wrong gender for me to be interested in anything beyond friends, but I guess that means it was a good flirt 😉

[Yourfriend2021]

Oh ok

[Better_th4n_You]

Wow when I get drunk I usually insult people here haha you're drunk is better.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Oh I totally did that too. See the posts in here from Canceled

But flirting is so much more fun.

[Better_th4n_You]

your* woops used the wrong your...

[Notfabricated]

Lol 😆 you fishing , you sure you're not drunk yet.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Iunno.. maybe

[Notfabricated]

What you sipping 👀 ?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

A delivered margarita in a Styrofoam cup like the fancy af woman i am

[Notfabricated]

@ez-bri-z hell , its a universal cup. Its great for any occasion.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Exactly! Its like... red solo cup in the number 1 spot and then Styrofoam cup in the number 2 spot and then like a McDonald's cup that you sort of just emptied from the night before

[Typhon_]

You're on the internet not in a bar, nothing will happen lmao

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Something always happens. One time I ended up with a friends with benefits.

[Typhon_]

On gag? You really can't keep your sanity

[Ez-Bri-Z]

No not on gag.

[najekim]

Bottoms up and try and use the spell checker. . . LOL!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I'm just sort of hitting the keys and letting it do its thing lol

[najekim]

What the hell, works for me. Cheers!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Cheers!

[MaximilianIV]

I'll take a shot for you, skål. here's to a good time haha

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Thankies!

[chugster3]

If you tend to look back on your msgs and get morally hungover the next day, then put the phone down.

If not, go for it, flirting is fun :)

[Ez-Bri-Z]

No regrets!