"When I am done with you there are only going to be eight planets in our solar system... cause Imma wreck Uranus".
Of course she may come back with "you mean seven planets, Pluto ain't a planet". In this case she is beyond saving.
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My God our children would be beautiful. That is, unless you prefer butt stuff.
Lines I've heard, some of which are already known:
How is your whole..(pause) family doing?
I'm not into sunsets, but I'd love to see you go down.
Want to go half on a baby?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass!I think you might have a fever. Let me put my penis I mean my thermometer in your mouth so I can take your temperature. 😉
Can you be my washing machine? I wanna fill you with my dirty load 😌
"Would you like to see why I'm called "Cowboy?"
Are you butt dialing. Cause, I am sure that ass is calling me.
Huh, My hands are cold. Please warm them with your sexy boobs.That's a beautiful skirt... Would look even better crumpled on the floor next to my bed...
You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here.
You are a flower 🌷, so let me smell that flower please 🤭🤣
Roses are red, the sun gives you heat, if your legs get tired, use my face as a seat.
I'd like to go down on you 'til the cows come home
you're A PIECE OF SHIT
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Baby, let's have hanky panky
You need to be married soon hahah
What?
Nice rack!
I love your big cock
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